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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 11-21-2016

"I may have a cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends."

"It's great, except for it's covered in sugar and it ain't got no water in it."

"Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?"

"Why does everything look like a turtle to me?"

"Shit on a stick, they've got Pantene!"

"Why is she in a shopping cart?"


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - GG - 11-29-2016

LOL.

You are so cute!


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 11-30-2016

LMFAO, thanks. I think you're cute too ;)


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 01-16-2017

"I'm not giving you my cinnamon candy bitch. I like you, but I don't like you that much."


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 02-04-2017

"I like that chick cuz she gives me sporks."


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 02-10-2017

"Yes. I still have the Snowballs in my possession."


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 03-02-2017

"Oh shit." - Upon seeing that there's only one piece of cinnamon candy left.


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 04-23-2017

"Nice fuckin' umbrella, bitch."


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 04-30-2017

"Man that was an awesome leaf."


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 05-09-2017

"Are you seriously doubting the power of essential oils right now??"

(((Disbelief)))


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - user48 - 05-14-2017

" I can only last as long as this candle burns.

Unfortunately my wick is running out. "


-NowServingNumber52 


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 05-14-2017

That's some deep shit, Number!!!

Banana


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - user48 - 05-15-2017

" If you don't understand it...
    get the hell out of it REAL QUICK!"

-52-


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - user48 - 05-15-2017

Someone once turned and looked at me and said "what the hell you looking at?"

I turned and looked at him and said " what the hell you looking at me for? I don't know what the hell I'm looking at either. "


-52-


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 05-15-2017

"Is that a DeLorean?"


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 05-15-2017

*stares out the window, stands on tiptoes, looks up and down... perplexed expression, turns around*

"That's... not my car."


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - user48 - 05-15-2017

OMG!!! LOL

I've had this happen to me a thousand times ( after coming out of the casino )

I have to hit my car alarm to find it in the parking garage......HONK HONK HONK....


Shit I't on the lower level...this is the wrong floor!!!!! F*ck!


LOL !!!!!


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 06-02-2017

"WOO!!! There's a train comin'!!!"


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Mister Obvious - 06-07-2017

"I would NEVER have sex with him."


RE: Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim... - Guest - 06-07-2017

" I can't have sex with an animal , I will never cross that line and it might bite me "