Soooooo... I just got walked in on in the bathroom.
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And let me level with you right now...

I'm laughing so hard I'm fucking crying.

Gas station bathroom obviously.

It should have been right up there with the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me...

Because when you walk in on Annie in the bathroom, NOTHING you see is going to be normal or make sense.

Because I don't just sit on the toilet. 

ONE DOES NOT JUST SIMPLY SIT ON THE TOILET, UNDERSTAND THAT.

So I'm perched on the toilet.

Yes...

Perched.

And this lady walks in. And I just go "Sorry" in the most monotone voice you've ever heard.

Because I know this lady has never seen anything like this, nor will she ever again...

Nor can she ever unsee it.

I was having compassion.

I digress...

Have you ever heard of a Squatty Potty?

Well...

Those are okay, but truthfully you are supposed to literally full on SQUAT when you take a shit. SITTING whilst taking a shit is totally unnatural.

Listen, I gotta go.
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Soooooo... I just got walked in on in the bathroom. - by Mister Obvious - 10-01-2019, 01:47 PM









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