Darryl "Bashar" Anka is hot as fuck...
#1
Drool 




He kinda looks like a cross between Kojak and Yul Brynner, which makes me even wetter in the panties.

Me so horny!



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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#2
I want him to fuck me so hard!
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#3





I literally said "Oh my God" out loud when I JUST ran across this video tonight...

It's a SUPER OLD Bashar interview, and the show host is TELLY SAVALAS.

FUCKING KOJAK.

THE GUY I SAID DARRYL ANKA LOOKS LIKE.

Hosting the show.

BEFORE DARRYL ANKA EVEN LOOKED LIKE TELLY SAVALAS.

I don't know what to think.

I really fucking don't.

*watches video*
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#4
He doesn't look like Kojak AT ALL as a younger man.

It's only nowadays that he looks like him.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What is the correlation between these two??

Are they fucking related or something???

How random is this??

WHAT IS THIS EVEN!?

WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!

mindblown
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#5
OF ALL PEOPLE...

To be hosting this show...

The guy that I said he looks like...

30 fucking years ago.

Before he even looked like him.

And they're not related...

It's "COINCIDENCE"...

MY ASS!!!

What is this?!?!?!
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#6
The whole 9 yards is just bizarre as fuck and I am 100% WTF right now with no idea what to even think at this point, I'm serious.
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#7
This is one of the weirdest things ever...

To me personally, this is right up there with the best of 'em.
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#8
Like WTF does something like this even mean?

Just synchronicity??

A sign of being in the right place at the right time???

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!??!

What??

Kojak???

Psychic channelling??

ALIENS???

WHERE DOES KOJAK FIT INTO ALL THIS?!?!

WHY KOJAK?!

HOW!?!?!

I have to relax.

I really have to calm down right now.
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#9
Okay fine, let's look at Telly then...

Born January 21, 1922, died January 22, 1994... 72 years later.

Aquarius Rooster. Born in the year of the Rooster, died in the year of the Rooster, that is sort of interesting.

Son named Christian, daughter named Christina, mildly interesting or just weird.

I meeean, let's fuck:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736...c4e0d0.jpg

He had a hardon for a little town in Scotland which he enjoyed visiting. Okay then.

I really don't see anything jumping out at me about Telly...

He might have been an alien though.

That's about all I'm picking up.

So what is this synchronicity about?

I guess it's just a signal...

Pretty damn crazy.
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#10
Ummm...

Actually.

I'm seeing something here.

So, he was born in the year of the Rooster and died in the year of the Rooster.

I decided to try and think of another dead celebrity to see if this whole dying in the year of your Chinese zodiac sign is a thing.

So I randomly picked Marilyn Monroe.

Guess what?

Born in the year of the Tiger...

Died in the year of the Tiger.
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#11
If I find a pattern here, I'm gonna be freaked out.
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#12
Okay I've tried 5 more and no more matches.

But that's still pretty weird.
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#13
All time, space and matter is ONE thing. Synchronicities are signposts awakening us to this understanding. This is both liberating and terrifying. Liberating because everything is connected and nothing is lost, terrifying because our separate ego is seen to be an illusion.
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#14
Slow Clap

You answered my question...

Now I have to ponder this for several hours and let it really sink in.
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#15
dont stew on it too long kid, noodles should be al dente not baked
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#16
*double taps fist to heart*

Word.
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#17
Princess Diana... born in the year of the Ox, died in the year of the Ox.
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#18



"Time is a side effect of your consciousness shifting over and over again to different points of view of the same single moment of existence."

This is why I love Bashar.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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