I feel like special agents are taking my semen when i sleep
#1
I am always waking up with massive érections and sometimes when i pee ther is cum also. Is it possible for a guy to give me a hand job while i sleep and not wake up ? I was targeted by an international spy agency a year ago and i barely survived...i was poisoned and my insides were bleeding for several months from the damage done. So please dont think i am nuts for wondering if its possible for another agency targeting my most important genetic samples just so they can frame me for some heinus crimes.
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#2
no..that's just Trix
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#3
(12-18-2018, 09:17 PM)spic Wrote: no..that's just Trix

Ohyeah
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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nanarub 
(12-18-2018, 09:04 PM)Kenny Wrote: I am always waking up with massive érections

How massive?

nanarub
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#5
(12-18-2018, 09:04 PM)Kenny Wrote: é

LMFAOLOL.

WTF Kenny.
God made me funky...
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#6
Sounds like a good old wet dream to me

and atleast you know your prostrate is in good health
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#7
(12-18-2018, 09:20 PM)spic Wrote: prostrate

ROFL.

ROFLROFL.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#8


God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#9
All In The Family was actually a great show.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#10
I thought it was super fucked up they killed off Edith though, like WTF.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#11
There was propaganda on the show, they played both sides.

It was interesting though.
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#12
oops....
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#13
(12-18-2018, 09:29 PM)Trix Wrote: I thought it was super fucked up they killed off Edith though, like WTF.

That was because the actress who played her died.
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#14
Jean Stapleton died in 2013.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#15
You Mandela Effectin' up in this bitch bro?
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#16
Damn, I must be.

Maybe she got tired of playing a dingbat all those years. shrug
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#17
I always thought it was very odd that they chose to end the show that way. They didn't need to.

But no, "remembering" famous people died a super long time ago and finding out they're still alive is one of the most common and I would say it's even the original "Mandela Effect".
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#18
There used to be a running joke on the red boards that went:

"Abe Vigoda dead at 89."

He did actually die in 2016 at age 94.
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#19
Yep, Abe Vigoda was one of the central figures of the early Mandela Effect discussion...

Along with Henry Kissinger, Ernest Borgnine and others.
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#20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda...s_of_death

Could we get lucky enough to see Kissinger die? The most evil bastards seem to live forever.
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