Think I'm just gonna go ahead and commit to a life of celibacy...
#61
I was pretty sad that whole thingy didn't work out between us...

But it was always very funny to look back and think about how the true reason it all fell through really was because his dick was just too damn big.

Like how can you really be sad about a story like that??

I mean there were other things involved too, but ultimately...

It was just too big.
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#62
I'm glad for him that there are other chicks out there who can take it though.

A few years ago I was in lust with this super awesome dude (super super fucking awesome) but he always kept me at arms' length and later he told me it was because he had a monster dick and there was no way I would ever be able to take it and that he was solely into black women. Like AFRICAN women. Like National Geographic.

Sidenote, I've always thought that young dudes used those National Geographics to wank to the pics of African tribeswomens' titties and it programmed their sexuality to be into ONLY those women. I've heard other dudes confess this intense attraction.
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#63
Yeah you don't want to stretch out the vajayjay anyway. It probably was a good idea to end it.

And I'm sure he left the relationship feeling pretty damn good about his manhood haha.
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#64
You need to find an Aquarius/Scorpio guy with a normal sized penis, like 5 or 6 inches. Maybe even 4 if you're petite that way. Aren't there any guys like that where you live?
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#65
There's nothing I'm interested in where I live. It's going to have to come from somewhere else.
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#66
OMG about the National Georgraphic guy. I always thought it was about the bare tribal titties too, I wonder if the tall lean African woman habe a longer pelvis area though and longer vaginal cavity.

I think you're on to something there
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#67
(03-04-2019, 01:19 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: There's nothing I'm interested in where I live. It's going to have to come from somewhere else.

Then you might need to move. 

I think you'll meet your next guy on the road or the computer (that whole Uranian thing).
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#68
Yes you are right, I do need to get on the move...

I'm planning to travel for the foreseeable future, and who knows where!

I've always admired your wisdom and intuition Kitty, I appreciate you.
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#69
(03-04-2019, 02:10 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Yes you are right, I do need to get on the move...

I'm planning to travel for the foreseeable future, and who knows where!

I've always admired your wisdom and intuition Kitty, I appreciate you.

Although you hate me and this wont be posted, whats wrong with making out with me pretty one? Fungi never get posted anna voog wannabe bwaaaaaaaaahahahahaha I always love you MO forever you taught me things, and don't say you weren't romantic with me lol cos that just be an outright tall tail :)
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#70
(03-04-2019, 01:19 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: There's nothing I'm interested in where I live. It's going to have to come from somewhere else.

It never left :)
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#71
It's ANA.

ONE FUCKING 'N'.

You could at least spell her name right if you're even gonna bring her up.

See, shit like that disqualifies you from ever being fuckable.

In my book...

It's these intellectual trespasses that absolutely fucking slaughter sex appeal.

I don't care if you were supermodel hot, I would never fuck you.
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#72
BTW, hi!

Hug
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#73
(03-04-2019, 02:10 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Yes you are right, I do need to get on the move...

I'm planning to travel for the foreseeable future, and who knows where!

I've always admired your wisdom and intuition Kitty, I appreciate you.

 I learn a lot from you and this wonderful forum.  Thank you so much and glad to see you back as MO! 

(And HI to Fungi as well lol)
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#74
Thank you sweetheart... it is great to be back!!!

Starkiss
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#75
As for Fungi...

Those gnarly Lilith activations make us abusive to each other!!!
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#76
(03-02-2019, 02:22 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: But I would like to have sex again before I die... on the real.

I may have to pay somebody though... I need to set aside a savings fund to pay for sex!!!

Tricks, you should just fake passing out with a guy and see if he takes advantage of you.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#77
That's a really hot fucking idea TBH...

Big Nanarub
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#78
Make sure to piss yourself to, for added realism.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#79
Lol Huh
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