*** The Official Styxhexenhammer666 Discussion Thread and Garden Party ***
(07-27-2019, 03:03 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

Styx has been repping this Elisabeth’s Philosophy chick on YouTube for quite sometime, and I think he's done livestream interviews with her before...

And now they're MARRIED.


This will be Styx's second wife.

So these two met over the internet (never in real life) and as soon as they meet, THEY'RE MARRIED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Lordy Jesus!

Well I'm hoping it works out for 'em but, LOL!!!

Hot damn y'all all the things I could say about this decision.

Lovely girl but...

Meeting and immediately getting married?

I do not know.

He just traveled over to Europe, he left like the other day...

He NEVER goes anywhere, much less takes a vacation this far away.

And marries as soon as he gets there?? Daaaayyyuuummm!!!
She's European and he's American like how is that gonna work as far as actually being together?
They couldn't have even actually HUNG OUT for very long before they got married.

Like how is that a good idea??

Styx lucked up HARDDD with this chick. I mean she's super pretty, into philosophy, she's Dutch and that's exotic or whatever...

But what is SHE in it for?
Bwahahahahahahaha holy shit y'all!!!

So is he gonna like...

Live in the Netherlands??

Is she gonna come to the US??

How is this gonna work??
I'd be afraid to marry somebody from another country...

Immigration could always be dicks about it and keep you apart if they wanted to.
Dancing Banana 
Oh it's so nice when love is new!
But then it gets all old 'n sheeeit.
You wanna talk about being hardcore in love with somebody...

Styx is hardcore in love with that girl.

Hard hard HARDcore.

Dangerous totally lose yourself puppy dog hopeless helpless kinda love.

I probably couldn’t even say no to her if she suggested marriage in that cute accent, lookin’ like that, my God.

I just hope she does our Styxy right.
I REALLY wonder what the story is here...

But I respect Styx so I’m not gonna wonder TOO hard.

It’s just. Wow.

So many questions.
It’s the INSTANT marriage part that boggles my mind...

I would just...

NEVER do something like that.
Even if you do meet somebody online, talk for months, click with them...

You GOTTA meet and live together for a little while at least before you FUCKINGGGGGG MARRRRYYYYYYY.

Just saying.
But I mean, hopefully they stay married for like 100 years and have 20 children...

It’s just...

Well I mean it’s still Mercury retrograde for fuck’s sake!
They couldn’t wait a couple weeks!?

They’re gonna be getting to know each other AFTER they’re married...

I feel like they didn’t talk this over with ANYBODY first. LOL.

Not that anyone should have swayed their decision, I mean they’re grownass adults, BUT...

Maybe some perspective might’ve been nice.
I mean for Styx, on its face, there’s absolutely nothing that could be regretted...

I bet he’s NEVER been this happy in his ENTIRE life.


Without getting together and spending day in and day out with each other first, how could both of them know whether it’s a good thing or not??

I bet very little planning went into this on any level besides emotionality.
I bet it was 90% hasty emotional decision making (even before meeting) and 10% consideration of reality.

I mean my God...

If a woman like that approached basically any man and asked him to ask her to marry him...


Well he’d just be powerless to say no. POWERLESS to say no.

There’s no way anybody’s saying no to her.

She’s just...

PERFECT. That is a PERFECT chick.

And I just wanna know what the catch is because I’m so jaded toward every facet of life...

If it seems too good to be true, these days I’m inclined to think it must be.

I’m not saying SHE’S got some kinda serious flaw that is the problem, I’m thinking it’s more like the situation itself rather than her specifically. Or it’s Styx. But something somewhere along the line...

SOMETHING’S gotta be whack because life isn’t a damn fairytale, you don’t just end up with a fairytale princess angel goddess like this, scot-free, no holds barred.

I mean...

They look fitting together, I suppose. Somehow they do look... matched, I guess.

I just dunno.

Can anything in life REALLY be that good?


A dreamlike perfect captivating romance that sweeps you off your feet and whisks you away, boom, you’re married, bada-bing, perfect life?

I hope so...

But I have also had enough experience seen through to the other side of things and it ain’t all dolphins and rainbows, basically ever.
I mean she looks like Veronica Lake for fuck’s sake...




How would you even deal with being married to someone that beautiful???

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