How are you supposed to tan your buttcrack??
#21
(03-20-2019, 10:08 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: The more ass you’re working with, the farther back you’d need to bring your knees.

(03-20-2019, 10:14 AM)Guest Wrote: If your knees are already up to your chest, how can you bring them back any further?

You could use a special pillow to prop your ass up...

A simple roll pillow would suffice.
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#22
The pillow would be positioned under the lower back and the very top of your asscrack, which can be tanned easily in almost any other position.

It’s the lower/inner asscrack we’re concerned with tanning.
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#23
I think it would be more comfortable to just hang upside down from a crossbar.


You'd get maximum buttcrack and hoohah exposure if you did it at noon.
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#24
Tanning bed. Just spread everything out.
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#25
But wait... why do you feel the need for an ass crack tan? Please tell me you aren’t gonna bleach your asshole too.
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#26
(03-20-2019, 10:20 AM)Guest Wrote: I think it would be more comfortable to just hang upside down from a crossbar.

Women will understand this better than men.

Laying on our backs with our knees to our chest is just natural.

(03-20-2019, 10:24 AM)Kara Wrote: Please tell me you aren’t gonna bleach your asshole too.

God no...

I want the whole area tan.
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#27
Like circa 70’s playboy style. I can dig it.
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#28
I think tan lines on a chick look hot anyway. I like the contrast between the tanned areas and the pale tiddies and cooter.
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#29
you know what...I don't do it for just anyone.... but i'm willing to help you out and spread your butt for you
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#30
LMFAO...

Facepalm
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#31
ive got industial lamp that can do 10x better than the sun and without the exposure of other radiations becuase ozone is not protecting you from harmful radiations from the sun
which could cause skin cancers on you hoohah hoohah
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#32
nanarub 
And when we say "hoohah," we're speaking of...





Fuck Yeah
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#33
Don't most people go the opposite direction and bleach it?
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#34
Dancing Banana 
Well you know I'm never one to follow the lemmings, Taco!!!
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#35
Ooops, it looks like bleaching has already been covered. Kind of.

I'm just ... I've never thought of this before. I need to meditate on tanning the crack so I can offer something of substance to this discourse.
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#36
(03-20-2019, 06:30 PM)LuxuryTaco Wrote: I need to meditate on tanning the crack so I can offer something of substance to this discourse.

Thank you, senpai!!!
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#37
(03-20-2019, 06:30 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Well you know I'm never one to follow the lemmings, Taco!!!

I think getting some sun on your crack would feel GOOD -- that's the main thing. The tan is mere residual.
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#38
Yeah it's not REALLY about the tan.
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#39
You're right the tan is the byproduct.
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#40
It would suck to get a sunburn on the crack, however. Ouch.
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