Annie Stacie: YouTube’s Southern Sweetheart
I have seriously never even seen a bathroom pod before, smart one Guest

You'd need somewhere to get rid of the turd matter, but other than that... sigh.

I'm so jaded on bathrooms and kitchens and all that kinda shit.

Especially bathrooms.

Admittedly of late I've been enjoying my salt baths.

The only part of a bathroom I'd ever want is the tub.
I never figured you for a squatting-behind-a-bush kind o' gal, Flo.

You have no idea.
I like peeing outside, but there's not enough privacy to do it here. There's a road on both sides of the property, and neighbors across the street on both sides.

Besides which, I refuse to go to work without bathing first.
This is a wonderful chick. Where did she go?
In a perfect world we'd all have enough privacy to do it outside. We really would.
(05-17-2019, 11:47 PM)Rood Wrote: This is a wonderful chick. Where did she go?

I have her tied up in the closet right now...


But I make sure she has a laptop and plenty of seltzer water, so she's all good.

Literally never even asks to be let out.
(05-17-2019, 11:49 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I have her tied up in the closet right now...

How much do you charge for a visit? Hump
Treat her kindly Mister. She is a part of you after all. They are all fine specimens.
More than it would cost to finish your shed out with polished wood floors, gold fixtures and granite!!!
(05-18-2019, 12:00 AM)Rood Wrote: Treat her kindly Mister. She is a part of you after all. They are all fine specimens.

Someone who truly understands...

*bows down in ultimate humbleness*
Ugh. I can't think of anything more detestable than granite countertops. Unless it's faux granite.

Butcher block or stainless steel. So I don't have to keep a separate cutting board around.
The thing about granite and other surfaces with complex visual patterns is they hide grime and food particles. You can't tell if they're clean. I ain't plopping my food down on a counter if it doesn't look clean.
That's true, even looking at it from an angle doesn't help.
Even if looking at it from an angle helped, who has time to stoop down over a counter and eyeball it? If you're wiping the counter, it's a safe bet you're getting ready to cook or something and that's not the hill you want to die on.
does your husband make you sleep in the tent during your periods ?

thats really good you guys are following the Bibles teachings !
It’s weird how I’m married in all your latest fantasies.
want you to make us 5 children whereupon we can then proceed to the wonderful desert vistas replete with joshua trees and stunning escarpments. This is our journey and destiny . Dont forget to pack honey bourban and plenty of valium to compliment our new healthy lifestyle .
(05-17-2019, 11:41 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: You have no idea.

MO is the "Outhouser".
Hands Up!  Panties Down!

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