Annie Stacie: YouTube’s Southern Sweetheart
#61
Treat her kindly Mister. She is a part of you after all. They are all fine specimens.
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#62
More than it would cost to finish your shed out with polished wood floors, gold fixtures and granite!!!
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#63
(05-18-2019, 12:00 AM)Rood Wrote: Treat her kindly Mister. She is a part of you after all. They are all fine specimens.

Someone who truly understands...

*bows down in ultimate humbleness*
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#64
Ugh. I can't think of anything more detestable than granite countertops. Unless it's faux granite.


Butcher block or stainless steel. So I don't have to keep a separate cutting board around.
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#65
The thing about granite and other surfaces with complex visual patterns is they hide grime and food particles. You can't tell if they're clean. I ain't plopping my food down on a counter if it doesn't look clean.
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#66
That's true, even looking at it from an angle doesn't help.
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#67
Even if looking at it from an angle helped, who has time to stoop down over a counter and eyeball it? If you're wiping the counter, it's a safe bet you're getting ready to cook or something and that's not the hill you want to die on.
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#68
does your husband make you sleep in the tent during your periods ?

thats really good you guys are following the Bibles teachings !
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#69
It’s weird how I’m married in all your latest fantasies.
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#70
want you to make us 5 children whereupon we can then proceed to the wonderful desert vistas replete with joshua trees and stunning escarpments. This is our journey and destiny . Dont forget to pack honey bourban and plenty of valium to compliment our new healthy lifestyle .
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#71
(05-17-2019, 11:41 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: You have no idea.

MO is the "Outhouser".
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#72
(05-17-2019, 11:41 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: You have no idea.

MO is the "Outhouser".
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#73
How in the frick are you handling the weather outside?
Maybe its just me but it felt like it jumped from winter right into summer this year
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#74
You need a pool

https://www.google.com/search?q=primitive+pool&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwids86-iaziAhUJTN8KHVaOCEIQ_AUIECgD&biw=1366&bih=657
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#75
LOL, oh baby I got plans for a pool!!!

Banana
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#76
HELLS YES!
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#77
(05-21-2019, 02:13 AM)thatguest Wrote: How in the frick are you handling the weather outside?
Maybe its just me but it felt like it jumped from winter right into summer this year

That sounds like most years in Oklahoma. We're enjoying a rather mild spring in east Texas so far. And laughing at Oklahoma for being a miserable shithole full of insufferable assholes every chance we get.


Laugh
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#78
Jerkoff 
I would be fully erect swimming with annie stacie in a primate pool

Seriously though those stone pools look fun to build
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#79
The fucking 80s though...

Best music videos of all time.
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#80
(05-21-2019, 02:13 AM)thatguest Wrote: How in the frick are you handling the weather outside?
Maybe its just me but it felt like it jumped from winter right into summer this year

northern ohio doesn't really get spring or fall anymore, it just starts to oscillate between summer or winter. sometimes every other day, like it's been doin the past week here. fucks me up when the weather does this.
rhombus will set you free.
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner
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