Supernatural (2005) - Commentary & Analysis
#21
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 14 - "Nightmare"

The synopsis of this episode sounds pretty decent... hopefully it's not a total trainwreck failure debacle like the last one was. Maybe this story will have some actual substance.

Low key have 100% lost faith in this show now though, BTW. Expectations rock bottom at this point.

I mean I know they have to sprinkle in banal dogshit propaganda in exchange for making actual GOOD episodes every now and then, it's the hollywood beast system trade off, it's always there... like AHS: Roanoke, they made an ENTIRE SEASON of banal dogshit to make up for the excellence that had preceded it. This is just what they do.

But man, if a show isn't really in the halls of epicness for me personally yet, which Supernatural isn't...

It's a close call, and it's way more likely that my viewership will be lost forever rather than sticking it out to see if the show gets better.

2:05 so it's the Supernatural version of Christine. Okay. Well. I guess that's what we call "safety"... a story that can't be horrible, can't entirely fail, can only skirt the fine line between greatness and failure.

5:52 I've asked myself the same question!!!

6:10 what, has Sam never seen Christine?

Banana

8:04 wow I haven't seen this lady in YEARRRS. Who the fuck is she even?

I recognize her from "Sabrina The Teenage Witch".

10:33 oo, this dude's oddly hot.

14:37 man I have nooo fuckin' idea what is going on in this episode. I'm only like half watching.

This Brendan Fletcher dude is hot as fuck though... definitely.

23:22 ooo, telekinesis!!! He's even hotter now!!! I have a telekinetic dude fetish!!!

http://www.sectual.com/thread-8923.html

25:27 I'm with Sam on this, save the man meat!!!

30:00 meh it's not a bad story. It's pretty good really.

31:17 oh wooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

35:13 UNCOOL.

35:40 OOOOHHHH SHEEEEIIIIIITTTTTT. IT'S OOOONNNNNN.

Muwahahaha!!! Hell yeah!!!

The show redeemed itself, LMFAO I can't believe it LOL!!!

I mean, not entirely... but at least for this episode.
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#22
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 15 - "The Benders"

The fuck is this episode about??

1:00 wow this poor kid lives in a real shithole!!!

2:37 "He likes the remake." ROFLMAOLOL.

4:40 I like how they factor leak-taking into the show... that's very sexy.

7:54 now I find this part very interesting. They're showing Dean/Sam's birthdates in the Supernatural universe.

Sam = May 2, 1982 and Dean = January 24, 1979.

Making Sam a Taurus/Pig and Dean an Aquarius/Horse.

In real life, Jared (Sam) is a Cancer/Dog (7/19/82) and Jensen (Dean) is a Pisces/Horse (3/1/78).

Truth be told, I think those sign combos fit their characters pretty well. I can see Sam as a Taurus/Pig, and I can definitely see Dean being an Aquarius... the Horse part of course perfectly fitting as well. Very interesting choices.

10:56 God this guy makes me horny.

17:00 LOL this guy's screwed!

18:10 people hunting!!!

19:58 this isn't... supernatural though.

20:50 "I gotta start carrying paperclips." Amen yo, necessary thouuughhh!!!

25:58 God these two make me wanna fuck so bad.

27:46 LOL FFS. "I'll say it again. Demons, I get... but people are crazy." WORRRD.

29:00 it would be a lot of fun to be in a show like this.

It was a... dismal episode, I don't really like the "killer hillbilly" storyline, it's always a fail in my book. But it wasn't the worst, I guess.
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#23
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 16 - "Shadow"

1:00 this is like a long drawn out lead up to a standard kidnapping or something... shit is played out. I'm sincerely bored.

Oh, a whispering wind. Maybe this episode will actually have something supernatural in it... *eyeroll*

1:50 oh man I gotta say, this one is pretty dumb so far. A whispering windy shadow?? Fuckin' really??

4:12 I gotta say, I think the costumes are pretty hot.

6:32 "She's a Sagittarius"... ROFL. See though... they're into astrology (the show makers). They don't just arbitrarily choose this stuff.

8:10 see this is why I worship men, they're so sexy... all the chicks want their seed, and they absolutely should be spreading it around.

9:40 holy shit it's the satanist chick from the other episode!!! This girl is cute as fuck but... I feel like they SHOULD be suspicious of her.

12:16 I wouldn't mind Dean keeping me against my will...

Banana

12:29 "She wasn't even that into me!" ROFLMAOLOLLL.

15:05 ooo, Dean knows how to get freaky!!! Me likey!!!

LOL, it's a great show for eye candy... that's probably the only reason it was on for so long. Chicks love this shit. And gay dudes.

20:32 AHA they're onto her!!!

20:39 LOL they said it at the exact same time!!! Their combined voices are pretty fucking hot...

nanarub

24:12 uh oh, Dean's about to have a vulnerable moment?!

26:00 she'd totally sense they were there.

27:37 that was kinda lame, not gonna lie.

31:25 what the hell is the deal with this chick, like what's her story... who is she really??

32:20 oh shit! Nevermind then?!

33:46 OMG it's daddy-o! Finally.

35:33 whoa, how did I not see that one coming?!

I'm gonna have to consult the Supernatural Wiki over this bitch?!

https://supernatural.fandom.com/wiki/Meg_Masters

39:48 "Bye dad. I wish you were Dave Matthews."
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#24
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 17 - "Hell House"

1:40 we're only on season one and already some of the themes are getting a tad played out.

5:30 LMFAO "hellhoundslair.com" ... if you go there it redirects to the site owned by the company who produces this show, since they used the URL in the episode, they basically have to make sure they keep control of it forever. LMAO.

14:47 I'd be making out with that motherfucker!!!

17:15 OMG this is terrible!!!

There's obviously a hillbilly camping out in this basement preying on all the young dumb people who come to do the dare thingy.

26:38 wow... very interesting theory.
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#25
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 18 - "Something Wicked This Way Comes"

1:50 oh yeah, pulling those tissue thin curtains back is really gonna help!!!

Well this episode is starting out with a lameass story. Sorry but this is just lame.

3:40 when did the relationship between these two become so antagonistic??

I don't really like that aspect of it.

5:00 oo this lady is kinda hot... she sorta looks like Ed from Northern Exposure though.

10:42 come on that kid looks nothing like Jensen Ackles.

It's cute they're doing all these childhood flashbacks in this episode... it gives more depth to the Dean character.

23:22 OMG PLOT TWIST THOUGH.

25:20 yeah really, what's the other fucking option?

27:33 pretty good episode... not the best.

35:45 this thing is gonna be suspicious that this kid is awake and watching it and shit. LOL!

36:50 ew LOL that thing's ugly!

Dean's car is so fucking loud though... that's not hot.
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#26
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 19 - "Provenance"

Provenance?? The fuck, is that even a word??

Wow, it is... holy shit, a word I didn't know. This is unthinkable.

0:09 creepiest family picture ever.

1:03 hah, OMG, I love this story already... haunted pictures, my kinda shit right there.

2:28 that guy had the best reaction/scream in any horror movie or show ever... it was very unique and perfectly done, not cringey and horribad like some others I've seen in this show alone.

2:54 dude Dean's player tendencies are low key disgusting though.

6:30 his attitude does make me slightly moist though.

7:40 this chick is pretty bangable.

8:40 LOLOLOLOL.

10:35 Sam/Jared is very cute... it's true. He is. Not my kinda shit, but cute.

12:08 LOLOL it cracks me up super hard that they made the Dean character unfamiliar with "provenance" too. Pretty funny.

12:50 pretty good story, nice and fabulously classic as far as 'spooky stories' go.

14:28 why the fuck did they not just take the whole thing?? That's RIDICULOUS. A HUGE plot hole. They would NEVER do that. Fucking NEVER. I really dislike this... I really do. It's CHEAP. Cheap cheap cheap. I cannot believe they chose to go that direction with it when they could have gone in 1000 other directions that were so much better. Wow... sort of taken aback here.

15:55 holy shit that was a slick one by Dean... it made me hate them for the bungled story a little less.

17:33 ROFL... sigh. Love it. Awwwe. Won me back so fast. Low key.

19:28 this lady is a keeper.

19:56 "I'm still waiting for the movie on that one." ROFLROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That movie came out in 2006... LOL this show is old eh?! Sigh! Well... it's no Columbo, but. OMG... it's the Supernatural Columbo, LOL! Anyway, reference to the movie was a clear and obvious tip of the hat hollywood style, just a bunch of product placement. Detestable and cheapening, as per usual.

20:47 God Dean/Jensen is fucking gorgeous.

24:20 this chick is super hot.

25:58 I agree, total marriage material.

27:35 LOL I hear you on that shit, Sammy! Facepalm!

28:30 oh that's pretty cool, I dig that!

33:35 did he say "bury it"?? Surely not. That would just be another fuckup.

34:16 OMG plot twist, so creepy!!!

36:15 but now this sucks because they aren't gonna explain why she's doing this.

I do love the whole doll with the human hair concept though, I mean it absolutely is brilliant.

It's not a bad story... they pissed me off at the beginning with it, but meh. It's still been very enjoyable.
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#27
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 20 - "Dead Man's Blood"

TWENTY episodes in a fucking SEASON??

1:04 as a notebook obsessed individual, this is like p0rno to me.

3:10 obvious vampire is obvious!!!

4:30 man this episode is lame as fuck so far.

So far this is the worst episode for sure. Very uninspired, slow beginning.

12:00 it makes sense I'd think this episode was crap though, I'm not into vampires at all.

19:35 I like the way Dean breaks up the fight, that's so hot.

20:05 ew, vampire sex is kind of annoying.

20:50 OMG are they gonna make her a vampire?? That's fucked up!!!

23:04 meh... the episode got better. It's not the best but it's not the worst.

29:14 "It never occurred to me what you wanted." That's what I'm screamin'!!! What's the deal with what other people want?! No idea!!! Fuck it, bwahahahahaha!!!

Flipoff Nana

31:02 "I usually draw the line at necrophilia"... muwahahahahaha!!! "Usuallly"!!! Dean's my kinda guy!!!

Banana

32:34 vampires mate for life eh?

39:34 pretty interesting effects.
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#28
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 21 - "Salvation"

2:00 oh I like this chick... I really do. She reminds me of me, that's probably why.

5:52 I hope their dad doesn't hang around cramping their style for too much longer.

Do they ever actually FIND the demon?? What's the show gonna be about after they do??

10:23 isn't that the same chick who played Sam's love interest in the other episode?? The fuck?? They look EXACTLY alike. Bad call using her in this episode, whoever the hell she is.

11:50 I'm not gonna lie, Sam/Jared isn't my style but I'm pretty desperate right now, I'd sit on it and spin. For sure.

13:44 this mom chick is a babe, she's got a nice ass.

14:10 WTF that shit right there's enough to give you nightmares, LMAO.

14:43 WTF is that the chick???

15:25 the idea that his dad would be even mildly skeptical is just stupid.

25:02 I gotta be honest that this episode really hasn't held my attention all too well.

There's one episode left in the season... I should hope it ends on a fairly entertaining note.

37:06 hmm, strange figure... looks like it's wearing a trench coat.
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#29
Supernatural - Season 1, Episode 22 - "Devil's Trap"

So this is the last episode in the first season.

2:12 I meeean... the bullet didn't kill the thing and he totally shot 'em dead on sooo. Fuck the gun? Basically?

3:08 I want my ovaries drenched in Dean/Jensen's sperm.

6:30 it IS KINDA lackluster, I gotta agree.

7:46 arrrraaaaawrrrr!!!

11:04 they're exorcising her off the show, ERMERGERD!!!

12:48 damn straight, Dean, hell yeah baby!!!

16:16 this girl had a really great part in the show... it's a lot to be proud of honestly.

29:39 is Dean going soft?! C'mon bro!

Ooo, I guess not! That's hot!

31:42 uh oh, Dean smells a rat!

Niiiiiiice.

34:25 the dad dude makes a better bad guy than good guy.

36:50 ooo, the plot thickens!!!

39:05 oooOooOooo that was a fucking good move Sammy boy!!!!!!!!!!

39:50 lolololol. Ah so that's how we ended up with 13 more seasons, LMFAOLOL.

41:28 OMFG DEAN'S CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is how season 1 ends??? Gay!!!
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