I would be THE WORST prostitute ever...
I would pay around 200 for 2 massages on Tuesday
For you... okay. I'll do it.
Plus darling can you do the valley girl voice as you rub me down .thamks doll
You can play dead with your husband , hopefully he wont zombify you like j. dalmer , power drill plus acid ...good times
Guys pay $5000 for those life size sex dolls, so you lying on your fannie doing nothing shouldn't be a problem.

Hands Up!  Panties Down!
I appreciate that logic.

I still want a sex doll to be besties with.

Mainly I want to put her in the passenger seat of my car and get her a hat that says "COPILOT".

The most fun thing about the dolls would be dressing them up and posing with them for pics.

They're worth the price tag, but that price tag needs to come way way down.
You can dress her with a tank top that says "I'm With Easy".
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
Dancing Banana 
That's a bit of a stretch bro.

(Get it!? Get it?!)
Fannie, if you were to lie in a pile of sex dolls at the factory do you think guys would be able to pick you out?
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
If I was laying in a pile of sex dolls, I would be totally safe.

They would be able to tell I wasn't a sex doll, but they would leave me alone.

They WANT the sex dolls! Men don't go for the sex dolls because they can't get women (hookers are way cheaper than sex dolls, as we've noted)...

They get them for other reasons. Dahmer-esque reasons, might I suggest.


If I was lying DEAD in a pile of sex dolls, that might be a different story!?!

I think the farts might give you away.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!

*exaggerated shrug*

*nervous laugh*

(How did he know?!!!!?!?!?!?!!!)


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