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Bacon: The truth is...
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07-12-2019, 02:20 PM
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A package of bacon is single serve. Each person should have their own. There isn't enough to share.
07-12-2019, 02:22 PM
When people act as though one package of bacon is enough to feed 2+ people...
LMFAO, you're always like trying super hard not to take too much. Like you'd take every last piece but you CAN'T because you have to leave some for everyone else. So you end up taking like 2 pieces when that's honestly a laughable amount of bacon.
07-12-2019, 02:40 PM
See this is why I don't believe in living with other people.
07-12-2019, 02:41 PM
Living with other people just inspires co-dependency anyways...
It's unfair/thoughtless to take care of people all the time, you could die and they'd be clueless and helpless. Abandoning people is for their own good.
07-12-2019, 02:41 PM
If they can survive, fine. If they can't, whatever. You've got bacon to eat.
07-12-2019, 05:58 PM
07-12-2019, 05:59 PM
07-12-2019, 06:01 PM
It's the greatest gift one person could ever give to another person.
07-12-2019, 06:01 PM
There's nothing more selfless than giving someone your bacon.
07-12-2019, 06:12 PM
Most romantic thing I've ever heard.
It's sad you can't eat it though, you know what... Someone needs to make a Guided Bacon Meditation video... A deep state of relaxation wherein we imagine the experience of bacon with all our senses. I'm sure it would have just as many mood lifting effects as real bacon is documented to have. (07-12-2019, 06:12 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Most romantic thing I've ever heard.That would be great... 
(07-12-2019, 06:12 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Most romantic thing I've ever heard.So what night are you free to go out?... 
07-12-2019, 06:18 PM
We must do brunch... I only eat bacon between the morning hours to 5 PM.
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It's true...HAHAhahaaa
