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So this one can be found on YouTube...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107178/
This specific upload starts off with "The following is based on a true story"... I dunno how accurate the timestamps will be for other uploads if this one is ever deleted. It's from 2016 so it's already been on there a pretty long time!
0:12 oh man, get a load of this early 90s goodness!
This is Brooke fuckin' Shields. That's pretty hot. Brooke Shields is fucking gorgeous.
Made for TV '90s movies is where it's fuckin' at, yo!
NOT a fan of the music though LMAO.
3:15 I mean... Brooke fuckin' Shields. Like. She's one of those people who it's basically impossible to get better looking than that.
4:16 I'd be obsessed with her too, like come on. This Rich dude is hot as FUCKKKKKK too. I'd let him fuck me super hard. Hell, I'd let him straight up murder my ass!
Dude he was FORTY fucking TWO in this movie. That's crazy. He looks 30 at the oldest. Not sure I believe that age.
OMG...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001796
That's John-Boy Walton! LMAO! I'd have never known. Never watched the Waltons.
7:20 that's a pretty bitchin' outfit, not even gonna lie.
8:00 uh, bitch what am I, your fuckin' slave?? LOL! Kidding. Literally anything for you babe.
8:53 oh hell yeah, fuck my body!!! I mean uh, thanks for the bread bro.
9:30 whoa hold the fucking phone, am I seeing this right?? Does Brooke Shields have a fucking widow's peak too???
9:58 oh come on, she's asking for it.
10:05 this dude is hot as fuck.
People in the comments are saying Richard Thomas is great at playing psychos... that's pretty hot. Wonder what other movies he's played psychos in??
10:40 The TEMPTATIONS?! Uhm, fuck yeah dude!!! Fucking dream guy right here, hot damn!!! Bitch be luckin' up!!!
10:56 I mean look at his fucking smile dude. What I think is ridiculous about this is that she's not saying HELL YES.
Not very believable.
11:05 uh. Yeah. Whatever. You got no fuckin' taste, lady.
11:20 LOL, low key creepy. I'd get over it quick though. I'd be going out with that fine piece of meat.
12:00 LMFAO this guy is such a go-getter, how can you not love it?!
12:35 meeeeeeh, he's kinda going too far at this point. The whole bat thing, meh. Not hot. Things were fine up until that point.
Very strange... he's played characters named Richard a lot.
He was in A LOT of made for TV movies.
15:06 ooo, he looks like a shortie. That's pretty hot. IMDb says he's 5'8" though... that's not really short. I guess she must be tall or something.
Short dudes make me wanna fuck so hard.
15:18 what is it a turd or something?
15:40 dude I seriously don't get why she doesn't like this guy.
16:40 this is the only person who's taken the matter seriously, and this dumbass Laura bitch just isn't getting it. I sure don't feel sorry for her, or even like her character. Tofu eating dumbass. She doesn't even deserve this Richard guy's advances.
17:54 he can be kinda creepy though, there's something sorta creepy about his voice. Who gives a fuck though... he's hot and that is ALL that matters. Absolutely nothing else matters.
18:28 oh wow, that's DEFINITELY going too far though. I'd have to punish him for that... I'd have to punish him real good.
19:20 LOL so creepy. God I wanna bang so hard. FUCK!
19:40 dude he's offering to pay for her tires, what a great fucking guy! Come on!
21:00 I feel kinda bad for her here though, not gonna lie. She's being treated like a bitch just because she's ravishingly beautiful. Not fair!
21:40 LMAO this goofball!
Come on lady, just give him the taint! He'll lose interest after that, don't they always?! It's the perfect plan!
21:50 I'd put a helmet on and let this dude use me to dent the headboard.
23:15 I mean, look at him, just taking pics of her right in her front yard, LMAO!!! She's lucky, he's so sweet!!!
23:45 he IS really good at playing psychos.
24:04 THOSE PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:46 fuck, I love this guy, always giving her food, always wanting to go get something to eat... what else could a chick EVERRR ask for?!
25:16 dude's sexy as hell man, look, here he is stranglin' a bitch...
https://cache.moviestillsdb.com/i/500x/t...ypt-lg.jpg
I'd like to see THAT! A Tales From The Crypt episode apparently. Damn this is my kinda guy!!!
Gonna have to start a Tales From The Crypt thread... I see what has to be done now.
Makes me wanna get fucked so hard!!!
*humps chair*
28:42 mmmmmm, he's got real nice lookin' hands too...
*loud, mindless moaning*
31:09 God this guy, too far! Just too far! I'd be dropping my panties for him right then and there!
31:25 wait... no drugs??? Uhhh.
Well, again. Once he finally gets the poon he'll probably lose interest, so it's worth the risk!!! Just play along!!! Yeah, sure!!! No drugs baby!!! Anything for you!!!
33:24 those photoshops skillz thooouuuugggghhhhh, enough to bring a bitch to tears thouuuugggghhhh!!!
36:12 ummm, that dude is not hot AT ALL compared to Richard.
37:08 wow, look, she's so blessed! He's never too far away! <3
But for real though, he does look short. I wonder how tall she is. Hmmm. She's 6 fuckin' feet tall according to IMDb. Damn! That's a huge bitch!
So she's making him look short when really he's just regular height. Mmmm God. What a delicious treat he is...
I don't know why she's not taking advantage of this situation. Those psychos make for some good breeding, you want psycho genes for your offspring, it ensures cut-throat survival instincts!
37:52 "This could escalate" mmmmm, God, fuck yes baby I sure hope so!!!
Promises, promises! Rawr! Fuck.
38:28 I mean JUST LOOK how hot this fucking guy is.
38:50 those statements though! Damn! Fucking guy is off the chain! Lil far. LIL FAR.
41:35 LOL he's so creepy, I simply love it.
41:55 I meeeeean... he drives a pretty bitchin' truck too, like wow.
42:00 he's got a very fun and exciting personality... seems like a blast to hang out with, I think this chick is really missing out!!! Her loss!!!
42:10 he wants to feed her AGAIN! Gah. Why can't I find a guy like this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
43:11 he even writes her letters, it's so fucking romantic OMG!!!
44:07 OMG SEE!? He even said it himself!!! If she just gave it up, he wouldn't even bother her anymore!!! OMG it's so worth it!!!
44:55 OMG there he is!!! This is such a beautiful story!!! <3
47:30 OMG he's sooo nice. What a friendly dude.
48:18 LMFAO that's twisted. I love it!!!
54:00 God he looks so sexy with that gun, doesn't he?!
58:55 wow what an asshole, this really proves that he doesn't actually love this chick at all because he's willing to do this and put the future of their wonderful relationship in total jeopardy.
I would be really disappointed if I was her!!!
1:01:20 wow, I didn't expect that.
1:03:40 get on the floor and play dead you fricken moron. I swear her character was never likable.
1:04:00 he's so believable as an evil crazy bastard, it's kind of amazing.
1:04:25 what the fuck is she doing walking around?? God this bitch is dumb. Wow, this is fucking stupid.
1:08:08 this hostage negotiator is sexy as fuck. That's for sure. Fuck man I can't decide which one is hotter.
1:11:48 yeah this cop guy Richard Yniguez makes me MAAADDD horny.
1:12:00 dude honestly who cares about this bitch. Seriously.
1:13:30 noooooooo shit, lady... *facepalm*
1:16:33 but wait wait wait, is anybody gonna get laid first?!
1:18:28 you were born beautiful sweetie, it's not your fault!
1:20:43 that guy is just sexy as fuck and that's all there is to it.
1:22:14 "What about my food?" LMFAOOO this fuckin' guy. I can't help but like him still.
1:23:04 I mean... this Yniguez dude is absolutely fucking gorgeous.
1:23:08 bahahaha this is fucking hilarious.
Pretty enjoyable movie.
So this one can be found on YouTube...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107178/
This specific upload starts off with "The following is based on a true story"... I dunno how accurate the timestamps will be for other uploads if this one is ever deleted. It's from 2016 so it's already been on there a pretty long time!
0:12 oh man, get a load of this early 90s goodness!
This is Brooke fuckin' Shields. That's pretty hot. Brooke Shields is fucking gorgeous.
Made for TV '90s movies is where it's fuckin' at, yo!
NOT a fan of the music though LMAO.
3:15 I mean... Brooke fuckin' Shields. Like. She's one of those people who it's basically impossible to get better looking than that.
4:16 I'd be obsessed with her too, like come on. This Rich dude is hot as FUCKKKKKK too. I'd let him fuck me super hard. Hell, I'd let him straight up murder my ass!
Dude he was FORTY fucking TWO in this movie. That's crazy. He looks 30 at the oldest. Not sure I believe that age.
OMG...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001796
That's John-Boy Walton! LMAO! I'd have never known. Never watched the Waltons.
7:20 that's a pretty bitchin' outfit, not even gonna lie.
8:00 uh, bitch what am I, your fuckin' slave?? LOL! Kidding. Literally anything for you babe.
8:53 oh hell yeah, fuck my body!!! I mean uh, thanks for the bread bro.
9:30 whoa hold the fucking phone, am I seeing this right?? Does Brooke Shields have a fucking widow's peak too???
9:58 oh come on, she's asking for it.
10:05 this dude is hot as fuck.
People in the comments are saying Richard Thomas is great at playing psychos... that's pretty hot. Wonder what other movies he's played psychos in??
10:40 The TEMPTATIONS?! Uhm, fuck yeah dude!!! Fucking dream guy right here, hot damn!!! Bitch be luckin' up!!!
10:56 I mean look at his fucking smile dude. What I think is ridiculous about this is that she's not saying HELL YES.
Not very believable.
11:05 uh. Yeah. Whatever. You got no fuckin' taste, lady.
11:20 LOL, low key creepy. I'd get over it quick though. I'd be going out with that fine piece of meat.
12:00 LMFAO this guy is such a go-getter, how can you not love it?!
12:35 meeeeeeh, he's kinda going too far at this point. The whole bat thing, meh. Not hot. Things were fine up until that point.
Very strange... he's played characters named Richard a lot.
He was in A LOT of made for TV movies.
15:06 ooo, he looks like a shortie. That's pretty hot. IMDb says he's 5'8" though... that's not really short. I guess she must be tall or something.
Short dudes make me wanna fuck so hard.
15:18 what is it a turd or something?
15:40 dude I seriously don't get why she doesn't like this guy.
16:40 this is the only person who's taken the matter seriously, and this dumbass Laura bitch just isn't getting it. I sure don't feel sorry for her, or even like her character. Tofu eating dumbass. She doesn't even deserve this Richard guy's advances.
17:54 he can be kinda creepy though, there's something sorta creepy about his voice. Who gives a fuck though... he's hot and that is ALL that matters. Absolutely nothing else matters.
18:28 oh wow, that's DEFINITELY going too far though. I'd have to punish him for that... I'd have to punish him real good.
19:20 LOL so creepy. God I wanna bang so hard. FUCK!
19:40 dude he's offering to pay for her tires, what a great fucking guy! Come on!
21:00 I feel kinda bad for her here though, not gonna lie. She's being treated like a bitch just because she's ravishingly beautiful. Not fair!
21:40 LMAO this goofball!
Come on lady, just give him the taint! He'll lose interest after that, don't they always?! It's the perfect plan!
21:50 I'd put a helmet on and let this dude use me to dent the headboard.
23:15 I mean, look at him, just taking pics of her right in her front yard, LMAO!!! She's lucky, he's so sweet!!!
23:45 he IS really good at playing psychos.
24:04 THOSE PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ THOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:46 fuck, I love this guy, always giving her food, always wanting to go get something to eat... what else could a chick EVERRR ask for?!
25:16 dude's sexy as hell man, look, here he is stranglin' a bitch...
https://cache.moviestillsdb.com/i/500x/t...ypt-lg.jpg
I'd like to see THAT! A Tales From The Crypt episode apparently. Damn this is my kinda guy!!!
Gonna have to start a Tales From The Crypt thread... I see what has to be done now.
Makes me wanna get fucked so hard!!!
*humps chair*
28:42 mmmmmm, he's got real nice lookin' hands too...
*loud, mindless moaning*
31:09 God this guy, too far! Just too far! I'd be dropping my panties for him right then and there!
31:25 wait... no drugs??? Uhhh.
Well, again. Once he finally gets the poon he'll probably lose interest, so it's worth the risk!!! Just play along!!! Yeah, sure!!! No drugs baby!!! Anything for you!!!
33:24 those photoshops skillz thooouuuugggghhhhh, enough to bring a bitch to tears thouuuugggghhhh!!!
36:12 ummm, that dude is not hot AT ALL compared to Richard.
37:08 wow, look, she's so blessed! He's never too far away! <3
But for real though, he does look short. I wonder how tall she is. Hmmm. She's 6 fuckin' feet tall according to IMDb. Damn! That's a huge bitch!
So she's making him look short when really he's just regular height. Mmmm God. What a delicious treat he is...
I don't know why she's not taking advantage of this situation. Those psychos make for some good breeding, you want psycho genes for your offspring, it ensures cut-throat survival instincts!
37:52 "This could escalate" mmmmm, God, fuck yes baby I sure hope so!!!
Promises, promises! Rawr! Fuck.
38:28 I mean JUST LOOK how hot this fucking guy is.
38:50 those statements though! Damn! Fucking guy is off the chain! Lil far. LIL FAR.
41:35 LOL he's so creepy, I simply love it.
41:55 I meeeeean... he drives a pretty bitchin' truck too, like wow.
42:00 he's got a very fun and exciting personality... seems like a blast to hang out with, I think this chick is really missing out!!! Her loss!!!
42:10 he wants to feed her AGAIN! Gah. Why can't I find a guy like this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
43:11 he even writes her letters, it's so fucking romantic OMG!!!
44:07 OMG SEE!? He even said it himself!!! If she just gave it up, he wouldn't even bother her anymore!!! OMG it's so worth it!!!
44:55 OMG there he is!!! This is such a beautiful story!!! <3
47:30 OMG he's sooo nice. What a friendly dude.
48:18 LMFAO that's twisted. I love it!!!
54:00 God he looks so sexy with that gun, doesn't he?!
58:55 wow what an asshole, this really proves that he doesn't actually love this chick at all because he's willing to do this and put the future of their wonderful relationship in total jeopardy.
I would be really disappointed if I was her!!!
1:01:20 wow, I didn't expect that.
1:03:40 get on the floor and play dead you fricken moron. I swear her character was never likable.
1:04:00 he's so believable as an evil crazy bastard, it's kind of amazing.
1:04:25 what the fuck is she doing walking around?? God this bitch is dumb. Wow, this is fucking stupid.
1:08:08 this hostage negotiator is sexy as fuck. That's for sure. Fuck man I can't decide which one is hotter.
1:11:48 yeah this cop guy Richard Yniguez makes me MAAADDD horny.
1:12:00 dude honestly who cares about this bitch. Seriously.
1:13:30 noooooooo shit, lady... *facepalm*
1:16:33 but wait wait wait, is anybody gonna get laid first?!
1:18:28 you were born beautiful sweetie, it's not your fault!
1:20:43 that guy is just sexy as fuck and that's all there is to it.
1:22:14 "What about my food?" LMFAOOO this fuckin' guy. I can't help but like him still.
1:23:04 I mean... this Yniguez dude is absolutely fucking gorgeous.
1:23:08 bahahaha this is fucking hilarious.
Pretty enjoyable movie.
