Wank is my new favorite word...
#21
I think it's time to replace every single cuss word with "wank".

Vocal inflection and tone would be the only way to tell which way it was being used, so in writing it would be basically without context... which is hilarious.
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#22
In response to something amazing...

"Wank."

Or...

"WAAAANK!!!!!"

Admonishing would be "Wank no!"

Excitement and approval of a situation would be "Wank yes!"
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#23
I think people would catch on pretty fast.
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#24
I just...

LIKE wank.
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#25
I like wank.
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#26
I think wank is a lot more meaningful than all the cuss words.

"Damn" just means... nothing, besides what it means.

"Fuck" means... basically literally nothing, even in relation to what it supposedly means.

"Shit"... well, that one's more meaningful than the others because it means excrement.

Hmmm.

Seems like "fuck" is the main word to replace...

And "wank" is so much more respectful than "fuck" because "fuck" implies more than one individual.

It's just... not very considerate. "Wank" is singular and more polite by default.

Plus, we all know what "wank" means... it's super funny on top of all its other shining points!
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#27
I'm gonna try it out.

I'm gonna try out wank for a bit and see how I like it.
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#28
Or try combining words. Damn Wank. Fuck Wank. Shit Wank. Holy Wank.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#29
I like "Holy wank!" that's a good one.
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#30
Piss Wank.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#31
"Ankle wank"... when you're in wank up to your ankles.
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#32
This is ankle wank level kinda shit right here.
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#33
Fart Wank. Deep Wank.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#34
DEEP WANK 9.
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#35
WHAT THE WANK!?

WHAT IN THE WANK!?!?!?!

I like it better with the "in"...

Hmmm!

I like how this...

Wank flower is unfolding.
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#36
cram it in your wankhole.
rhombus will set you free.
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner
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#37
Twist it and wank it off in ya!!!
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#38
Four score and seven wanks ago...
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#39
I'm not uptight... just kwanky!!!
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#40
(10-30-2019, 04:05 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Or try combining words.  Damn Wank....


Damn Wankees!
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