So yeah I dig the concept of relationships with older men...


LOL what a fuckin' bullshit artist! I love this fuckin' guy.
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I hope krista is keeping her virgin body pure. I dont like to imagine that bald cult leader ravaging her loins. We must all strive to keep our thoughts pure and innocent
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Agh, my God, would you just LOOK at how fucking HOT these two are???

They need to breed together immediately, dear God.

Seriously...

I mean I think Archie mostly sucks as a significant other, but Krista would probably be single for like 5 or 6 years if they broke up and she's only got so much time left to reproduce.

I say go ahead and reproduce with Archie. Just go ahead and do it.

I wanna see these two total fucking fruitloops raise a starbaby.

Fucking do it just do it you know you wanna do it come on.
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I mean the beginning of that video, they're honestly fucking adorable together...

They need to commemorate their partnership by forming a new life.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx-1gnKHsTf/

Krista is THE hottest total fuckin' dork ever, my God...

I WISH I was Krista.

Legitimately.

I would just forfeit my life and say fuck everything I've ever been/done/experienced along with my entire expression if I could wake up as Krista tomorrow.
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Of course I know everything is relative and if I woke up as Krista tomorrow I wouldn't even know I was ever me and there would be literally no difference in perception whatsoever according to my consciousness...

But still, I totes have the feels for Krista and I'm just speaking my honest thoughts.
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Krista's smokin' hot, but she needs to change this hair color.
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So I've...

Kiiinda had some sexual dreams about Krista and Ra.

I've had two actually. The first one was a pretty long time ago, but the second was just the other day.

I meeean...

Foremostly what I'd like to say is that I'm not a lesbian on any level, I'm not into chicks, I don't like chicks, I don't want chicks. So even though Krista is smokin' hot, which I've admitted countless times, it's not like I feel some type of way about her.

As for Ra (Archie)... LOL. Well, I'd rather fuck Krista. Why is that? Essentially, I can imagine Archie saying some crazy fruitcake shit randomly in the middle of trying to 'seduce' you. Like ROFL, can't you just imagine it?!

Even if he was making progress in charming you into some kinda sexual situation... he ABSOLUTELY would say some freaked out "star seed" shit and totally break the spell. LMFAOLOL. Which is HILARIOUS and there would be no way I could take him seriously again after the first such incidence.
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(06-09-2019, 01:33 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Even if he was making progress in charming you into some kinda sexual situation... he ABSOLUTELY would say some freaked out "star seed" shit and totally break the spell. LMFAOLOL. Which is HILARIOUS and there would be no way I could take him seriously again after the first such incidence.

But the thing is though like...

I feel like there are CERTAIN PEOPLE who could get away with randomly saying some freaked out new ager kinda shit amidst a potential sexual encounter...

SOME people could pull it off.

Some people could still be totally attractive in that moment.

But I feel like, for me personally, Archie is just not one of them.
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I dunno though...

Archie starts doing that bitchin' Yoda impression of his and he might actually be able to save the moment.
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You know I gotta hand it to Archie though...



He's fairly OG as far as the fruitloops go, I mean he's been talking this shit for a long long time.

1994, I mean, he's been at it awhile... so I'll give him props for that.

But I think it would still kill my ladyboner.
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He's definitely been doing it since way before it was cool.
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I blame Star Trek and bad 50s sci-fi movies.
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that music vid of ra makes me fear anarchy and i wants the current corrupt elite to stay in power
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https://www.instagram.com/p/ByjIYG_HDir/

Krista again depicted much too close to lesser females.
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OMG... what is this about? Legit afraid to watch.

They're actually using Archie's real name in this vid, "Rene".

Agh... man. I'm already cringing. But let's watch a bit.

0:22 it's pretty intense how... uncomfortable Krista is like, right off the bat.

Like it's trying to be passed off as funny reaction or behavior, but it's really not...

Anybody with any sense can see that it actually does just legitimately make her totally uncomfortable.

0:30 OH THANK GOD FOR THAT, RA. THANK FUCKIN' GOD FOR THAT. REALLY. THANKS.

Is that what he tells Krista too? "Open relationship is not mandatory but... IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO IT THEN I GUESS WE'RE DONE MKAY."

FFMP

Excuse me. Really. Continue.

0:38 sex isn't the value huh?? OKAY. SURE BUDDY. SUUUUUUURE.

5:00 it's just like...

On one hand I wholly fucking resent this entire thing because I feel like it's SOOO DUMB to believe that both of them are actually "cool" with having an open relationship. Like, get fucking real.

But on the other hand, it almost SEEMS like it does work for them. I can't imagine it... and not because I don't think IDEALISTICALLY an open relationship wouldn't be great in a PERFECT WORLD.

I mean, who doesn't wanna get some strange? But come THE FUCK ON. It DOESN'T WORK. So yeah they might sit here and act like it's okay, or it's cool with them, or it works, or it makes sense... but it's LIIIIIEEEESSSSS.

Okay I made it to like 12:30 half listening up to that point and I'm tapping out. Thanks.
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(06-12-2019, 04:26 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: 0:38 sex isn't the value huh?? OKAY. SURE BUDDY. SUUUUUUURE.

The argument was that "sex isn't the value, the value is friendship" and I'm sitting here like...

THAT'S CALLED FUCKING FRIENDSHIP THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not an "OPEN RELATIONSHIP"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLROFL...

Holy fuck.

Mind fucking though! I guess it's a sport or something?!
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Mind Fucking: The competitive new age sport.
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I mean I like Ra and Krista, but Jesus let's just call it for what IT IS.
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i like krista's current glasses

they both seem like nice reasonable people
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