Rather than have sheets and blankets on the bed, wouldn't it make more sense to...
#1
Hmmm 
Wear loose, fuzzy onesies?

Why cover the bed instead of just our bodies? And then lay on the bed?

That way it doesn't matter how much you roll around, you'll never kick the covers off. 

And if you sleep with somebody, you'll never have to worry about not having enough covers.

Your onesie can be thicker or thinner depending on how warm you like to be when you sleep.

It's also a lot easier and efficient to clean the sheets/blankets when you just wear a onesie because the onesie IS the sheets and blankets.

Then all you'd need is a bed with a fitted sheet and that's it.
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#2
And they could even make a onesie with a really thick hood you could use as a pillow.
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#3
I'm talking about onesies with the footies built in and extra long sleeves.

And there could be buttflaps on the female onesies and frontflaps on the male onesies if people are worried about having sex.
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#4
Could even invent a two person onesie for novelty's sake of course.
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#5
I'm going to engineer a onesie.
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#6
ROFLMAO, look:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00GLW3H7Y/
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#7
Damn there's some sexy bitches modeling these onesies.
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#8
I guess they have to make the models extra hot since onesies are so non-sexy and unflattering.
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#9
Button up onesies are bullshit... who has time for that!?
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#10
Heated onesies.
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#11
Still really feelin' this idea.

Still really wanna try it out.
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#12
oh the many benefits of wearing the magnificent onesies

trix please come live in my box and we can both wear them

we can have separate boxes if you like with a connecting tunnel
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#13
I was so worried...

SO WORRIED that I wouldn't find someone who would love me even if I slept in a onesie.

Blessed.
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#14
(08-10-2017, 04:08 PM)Trix Wrote: I was so worried...

SO WORRIED that I wouldn't find someone who would love me even if I slept in a onesie.

Blessed.

Oh you need never worry Sweetness. You will always be loved. Onsie or not. Twice as much in the twosie though. lol
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#15
I feel so loved.

I FEEL SO SECURE.

I feel like this is the turning point...

This is when my life starts to make sense.
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