Alex jones
#21




8:35 LMFAOOO.

Damn.

Alex is motherfucking legend.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#22
LMFAO, I love this "YOU'RE IN THE CULT BRO!!!!!!" text tone...

I've got Alex Jones yelling at me and I love it.

I need somebody I don't feel bad about attaching the "BUTT BOY" tone to.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#23




20:35...

Rob Dew is a gloriously handsome and sexy man.
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#24
ROFLMAFAOLMAO.

I just got 3 texts in a row...

"BUTT BOY"

"WOO!"

"BUTT BOY"

LOL

Fucking hilarious.

This is the only reason I want people to text me.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#25
You know...

I just noticed there's like...

No differentiation between Alex's face and his neck.
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#26




I love Alex so much...

He is so dedicated.

So incredibly dedicated.

He's built a massive empire...

So impressive. I'm so proud of him.

He has pure passion. True and totally genuine.

I love him so much. He is a beautiful man.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#27




26:00... ROFLMALOLOLOLOLOL.
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#28
omg... @28:50

"DO I GET AN AWARD FOR EXPOSING WIENER?"

edit to ...DICK. i might have to install a video editor to have some fun with ole billy butt boi.
rhombus will set you free
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#29
It's that snort at 26:12 that is so epic.

I've never seen anybody quite as entertaining as Alex Jones.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#30
Alex better watch out for Megyn "Snake" Kelly...


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#31
I love it when Alex draws stick figures and diagrams on document cam...



Oh, Alex... my precious. My everything.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#32



I love seeing Alex in this smaller, more intimate studio setting...

It really turns me on.

I want to watch every single video zoomed in on Alex's face.

His dedication and genuineness is just staggering...

He really is the real deal. Alex is for real.

I LOVE YOU ALEX JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#33
12:50 Alex seems super focused in this episode...

It's in his eyes.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#34
24:23...

LOL.

So fucking epic.

How is everything Alex does SO absolutely FUCKING epic?!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#35
28:20...

ROFLMAO!

Gosh... he has such an amazing sense of humor!

ROFL!!!

So funny!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#36
I'd like to "do the sex" with Alex Jones.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#37
Video 
I believe I just found the greatest thing in the history of things:






If this doesn't tug at your innermost core, we are not the same species.

Now, of course, I can't make an AJ post without piling on some lighter stuff.

I believe these two are yet to be embedded here:











1:13...

Sweet, sweet glory... thy name is Jones.
Parents tell kids about the birds and the bees...
I tell them about the condom and the coat-hanger.
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#38
LMFAOLOLOL... that "Hurt" video is fucking hilarious. The scene of him trying to open the pickle jar and all the implications. I don't know if that was intentional but it was fucking brilliant timing. ROFL. I remember that original video of Alex pouring lighter fluid all over the fire, ROFLROFL. It didn't seem to be working that well and I was just LOLing so hard at the stream of fluid and... LMFAO. I dunno man. How is everything he does just pure gold??

Alex actually had his producers bring up that Trendies video on one of his broadcasts recently. Even Alex likes the fan videos that highlight his most iconic moments.

I've never seen that last video before. ROFLMAO everything he says just sounds so hilarious.

And I AGREE with Alex. Like... nothing I have ever done has been out of genuinely making fun of Alex. I totally love him, I totally agree with him. It's just... with such amazing entertainment value, you GOTTA do something with it and make something out of it. Because the truth is he makes SO MUCH of it. Nothing so epic should go under the radar.

ROFLMAO "And George Washington with diarrhea running out of his pants on top of that horse"... LMFAOLOL.

Oh Alex. My treasure.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#39
"I CAN SMELL VICTORY IN THE AIR."



My new text tone.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#40
trix should try to sneak into the bildergerg meeting in virginia this weekend  and do a special report  for alex jones , i am sure if she got  inside the hotel  and cozied up to  some of the snakes controlling our planet this would be the key to becoming  an infowars sexy reporter ....she might have to do some sick stuff just keep those films private
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