I masturbated furiously this morning and now I'm sore...
#1
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I think I should do it more often so I don't get that crazy with it.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#2
must have been the trump dildo again or you were riding the sybian at full speed
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#3
I don't use dildos... I think they're a conspiracy: http://www.sectual.com/thread-793.html

I don't penetrate my own vagina... I don't wanna wear it out. I'm saving it for the dick.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#4
(05-15-2017, 08:17 PM)Trix I think I should do it more often so I don't get that crazy with it.

Here is Mr. Happy...

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/MrHappy1.jpg

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/MrHappy2.JPG

Mr. Happy used to be a lot happier. Now there's a cloud that hangs in his eyes. You see, many years ago, I masturbated on Mr. Happy. I felt really bad about it so then I put him in the washing machine and dryer. When he came out, he was never the same again. That's when I learned that you never wash stuffed animals... at least the ones with 'fur'.

He looks fine... but in his eyes, I can still see the trauma. I've been trying to rehabilitate him ever since. I don't know if it was the washing machine that was so traumatic, or whether it was masturbating on him. I guess I'll never know. But my heart tells me... it was the washing machine. It was a kind of betrayal. It taught me a lesson... if you're going to masturbate on your stuffed animals, at least put a sheet over them first.

I've masturbated on Rodge plenty of times, and he's as happy as he's ever been...

Vintage Rodge:

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/r...20copy.jpg

Look how happy he is...

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/meandrodge1.JPG

http://www.pics.sectual.com/teddybears/meandrodge2.JPG

We're lovers...

I really should put a ring on it.

But he understands.

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TRIX , i think i understand now .  Its important to let those bears know how much you adore and lust after them  . Its fun to think about you humping your teddy bears .
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#5
oh right , I forgot you were playing around with that couple last night , getting that cult leader all hot for you while you plan a move on his girlfriend ... now i know exactly what you were beating off to ,lol
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#6
Maybe you're right...

Maybe that's what made me so horny!!!

Banana

There was so much sectual energy in his house music broadcast, I just couldn't help myself.

No but really...

I did have somebody in mind, but it wasn't Archie.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#7
maybe a little less wacking off and a little more making it easier to post vids ?
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#8
LOL, it is easy to post vids.

shrug

Maybe you're just lazy...

I bet you prefer women to be on top during sex too...

Whip2BananasexWhip
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#9
(05-18-2017, 10:03 PM)Trix LOL, it is easy to post vids.

shrug

Maybe you're just lazy...

I bet you prefer women to be on top during sex too...

Whip2BananasexWhip

yeah that is fun but mostly i just like active participation  or at least a warm body 

and its fun to surprise  them
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