Best WORST Songs
No, not "guilty pleasures". I don't believe in guilty pleasure music. If you genuinely enjoy a song, you should enjoy it in 100% guiltless fashion.

This thread is about car-crash music. Shit that mauls your ears, but that you perplexedly cannot turn off.

All the rank-and-file awful shit that you do find easy to turn off and ignore does not belong in this thread.

I want that hypnotically bad shit posted here.

Like so:

Flipoff Nana Banana Flipoff Nana
Parents tell kids about the birds and the bees...
I tell them about the condom and the coat-hanger.
You mean like this?

(oh shit I fucked up, that second one is actually pretty damn awesome.)
Like Im just standing on the wall.....waiting to blow this apart
I get what you're saying about the car crash music...

But it's different for me. There are some songs that come on my playlist while I'm driving and I'm just like, "What the fuck was I thinking? This is not zen. At all."

Shit that literally makes me feel unstable as fuck.

But these are songs that are also surprisingly great for going like 90 on the interstate in a mountainous, windy, treacherous road where everybody's driving like they're on bathsalts (shoutout to Salt Lake City)... especially the school buses.

Below I will list the songs from my playlist that make me feel totally uncomfortable and unhinged on the roadway:

I'm fucking twitching just typing this.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
But when I saw the title of this thread... what I really thought of was Type O Negative.

They used to be lovingly called "The Best of the Worst". I had a good friend who turned me on to them in like 2006. RIP, Peter Steele...

Hahaha, OMG it's 2007 again!

This one is a cute little tip of the hat to The Cars "My Best Friend's Girlfriend"...

God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
I've been made fun of for liking dubstep and tacky disco music...

People have independently told me that I have "horrible" taste in music.


But these are songs I love.

Okay, maybe they're terrible. Maybe they suck. But I have love in my heart for this shit.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
Oh SHIT!!!

Muwahahaha... this thread INSPIRED me to finally find that TOTALLY fucking RANK disco song about the gay club and sucking officers off out back.

I've been meaning to find this song for years, but... today was the day.

I am gonna post it on my disco thread too.

This song is...

The absolute height of cringe. The absolute epitome of perversion.

It's shameful. It's disgusting. It's inexorably gay. And it's epic.

Just skip to 10:00 if you want to hear the most awkward, faggy shit ever put to music...

And that includes all gay porno.

I am not kidding.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.


Play song above.....while watching this.....( mute this video )

Your welcome!

*spanks Number*

God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
Keep playing the song....

Mute this video....



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