The Twilight Zone (1985) - "Opening Day"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4UiRteDso
IT'S AN 80s EPISODE!!! ZOMG, SO EXCITEDDD!!!!!!!
YAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm eating a bag of popcorn, with a glass of watered down milk!!! Tehehehehe!!! It's my favorite showtime treat!!!
Ooo, I like the main guy in this episode, he's one of those super hot older dudes that was in a bunch of 80s stuff but you basically never knew who the fuck he was!
1:05 DAYUMMM who is THIS hottie?!?!? I'd love for a good looking dude like that to approach me like a total fucking creepster!!! SO HOTTT!!!!!!!!!
Fuckkk, this is making me horny as hell!!! Look at this!!! Dayummm!!!
LOL! What's the difference between this and the sex scenes in the 'new' episodes? Why do I like one kind of affectionate display and not another kind?? Is it the creepy, secretive aspect that turns me on?? It MUST be!!! Oh I'm so devious!!! I love it!!! Teehee!!!
OMG are they gonna knock this guy off?! What the fuck are they talking about!? This chick isn't even that hot. What the hell??
See, the 80s episodes had well written narrator intro/outros. The 'new' ones are just totally cheeseball. I can't wait to see how far off and totally fucked up they make the reboot intro/outros... 10 years from now when they're all uploaded on YouTube for free of course!!!
Muwahahahaha!!! Bwahahahaha!!! Muwahabwahahaha!!!
LOL... OMG. This episode is kinda sad :( The fuck!? If I was about to knock that guy off and he was saying some deep shit like that, I'd be like uhhh... maybe wanna rethink this whole thing. Especially since the chick is like... only decent looking at best. LOL, I wouldn't be killing shit for her!!! OMG this is sad!!! :(
Ahahaha WTF there is NOOOOOO way this guy would get away with what he did. The plot is SOOOOOO transparent LMFAO!!! It's totally obvious what they did. It's so obvious these two were in collusion, I mean WTF. Even in a fictional world this shit isn't believable.
The hell is with the fog following this guy around everywhere.
LOL FFS. Marriage and having children is SUCH a bad idea. I mean you just have to deal with the fucking kids CONSTANTLY, the whole thing is an uphill battle, your spouse is constantly cheating and secretly murdering people. WTF. Why bother. EVERRR.
Man this episode has a hella creepy atmosphere.
What the hell is going on here??
See, this episode has a moral principle. The eerie, dark feeling of guilty conscience.
I'm not gonna lie though, I have NOOOOO idea what the hell is going on in this episode. I'm totally serious. Like, from the beginning... I have no idea.
17:05, that's totally hot though. I think it's the dominating aspect that makes 'sex' scenes okay with me. If it's not dominating, it's just gross and awkward!!!
Okay so I THINK I get it... the guy is living the reality of the dude he knocked off. He's seeing it through his eyes. Bwahahaha!!! Okaaay!!! I get it!!!
See, great moral principle here, good shit, well done!!!