The Leak Project
#21
(08-14-2017, 01:04 AM)Trix Rex is like a red pilled preacher of the universe.

:) x

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Goodnight
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#22
Hump 
Awww it's a story time emoticon selection!!!

Let's see if I can make an appropriate one...

Ufo2
Alienwave
Ufo3
Yoda5 In Bed Black Cat
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#23
Riiiiight?!?!?
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#24
While you're in bed asleep, the aliens are scoping you out and beaming you up.

And nobody knows about it except for your freaked out cat and the Yoda doll.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#25
I was typing this on my phone in the dark and a moth flew in my face and I screamed.

There's a moth in here and I can hear him flying around and hitting the walls.

I think he's been in here for days and it's his last hurrah.

It's actually really sad.

I need to hurry up and fall asleep so the aliens can alleviate me of this moth's existential suffering.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#26
I'm typing this under the covers so he can't see the light and fly in my face again.

I'm sweating and it's getting hard to breathe... a lot like good sex except, you know, without the sex.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#27
I wonder who is the person who will read this thread in 20 years.
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#28
My children will read it and be like "Wow, mom is a pervert..."

Sad Nana
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#29
Dude this motherfuckin' moth flying around in here is so fucking loud it just woke me up...



4:25.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#30
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aVXQ8EM_700b.jpg
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#31
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0d3984fa3...c4ca03.jpg
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#32
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/ori...f12b62.jpg
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#33
It's 2:30AM and I'm looking at Rick Astley memes because a moth woke me up.

WTF is life.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#34
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236...y-shit.jpg
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#35
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files...astley.jpg
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#36
ROFLROFLROFL


God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#37
Well I had to thwack it with a large object and I'm pretty sure it's mortally wounded, but I was able to catch the moth and it still had a lot of fight left closed up in my palm. I set it free outside. Maybe it'll live!!! And if not, at least it'll die in nature!!!

Gotta say, it's a first that I've ever been kept awake by a moth. Interesting.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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