Anybody had sex with a midget or a dwarf?
(07-20-2017, 03:59 PM)Trix Wrote: Yeah, what he said.

This isn't about dick size, you fucking perverts.

Vienna sausage dick is just as effective as any other, so stop being size queens.

LOL sorry. I just had to pipe in on that one. lol Just started to sound like a whole lot of wishful thinking to me. lol
Truth is the impression of reality words create.
Either way it will be easier for average sized guys to toss you around. Two guys can stand on opposite sides of the bed and toss you back and forth on each others' dicks.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
I revere Dark for his fertile imagination.

I wish my ladybits were that fertile!

Cha-ching! Got'em!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
I'm 5 inches taller than Trix! Yes!

was never interested...

then I saw this cutie...

it's the smile

of course that giant booty and awesome breast don't hurt either.
OMG so cute.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
(07-24-2017, 07:37 AM)LingAnderson Wrote: I'm 5 inches taller than Trix! Yes!

WTF Ling, so tall!


I still love you anyway though!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
dwarfism is a subject that has fascinated me for a long time. a different yet stable harmonic of the human form. amazing that such a thing could exist, and interesting to ponder the origins of it. were people dwarfs first and then got taller? is it a remnant of genetics from a human race that no longer exists on its own? are there other unknown stable harmonics of the human form?

i feel like i would need custom sex furniture to bang a midget. my femurs are pretty long so there's already a bit of trouble with chicks at 5'4 in certain positions.
rhombus will set you free
(07-24-2017, 08:58 PM)genba Wrote: is it a remnant of genetics from a human race that no longer exists on its own?


I feel like midgets came from the mountains.

That tall people come from places with more oxygen.

I think midgets came from one mountainous geographical location and that they somehow ended up breeding around and ended up in various parts of the gene pool.

I mean look how sexy and meaty the women are.

Who wouldn't tap that??? Come on.

I don't think we all came from midgets though.

I just think they're their own kind of human.

Midgets and dwarves are not the same thing either...

But they probably came from similar circumstances.

Like mountains or something. Mountain people are short in stature.

It's common sense.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.

This is...

Not hot.

3:35, like why even use a toilet at that point?? I wouldn't. I wouldn't even bother.

3:56, "leave him"!?! What the fuck would they have DONE WITH HIM???

And how small ARE midget babies?! How can you tell they're even a midget at that point?!?!?


7:29 OMG HIS VOIIIICEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Awww his parents seem so nice.

9:57 LOOK HOW TINY HIS HEAD IS OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

None of these midget chicks are hot.


Wooow. There's love for everybody in the world!!! So sweet!!!

15:15 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKIN' SCOOOOREEEE!!!!! You can tell she's a real freak!!!

17:27 OH SHIT... these midget dudes are actually sorta hot!? What is this?! OMG the midget olympics!!! Now I know where to go to meet hot midgets!!!

17:54 whoa, this might be like the ONLY hot midget dude I've literally ever seen. LOL, look how proud he is. Aw, OMG he is a cuuuuttttiiiiieeeee. I love how "matter of fact" he is about it... he's a midget asshole!!! Ahahahaha it's so great!!! He's got a pretty sexy voice too!!!

21:12, hmmm, I dunno, that midget chick is pretty hot. She's cute, she's got a cute face. She's packing mad ass too, so I definitely gotta give her the "hot" label. Awww, she wants to find true love! That's sad! <3

Awww, I like this midget chick!!!


I love midget ass.

30:24 Tanyalee Davis is this lil midget comedian's name and she's gotta have spine surgery because she can't stand up straight anymore. I like her sense of humor and her gruff way of dealing with things.

31:58... LOL, damn.

37:24 ROFLMFAOLOLOL I love this little midget dude, like ROFL he's so non-chalant. I can't lie, I think he's hot and I'd totally have sex with him. This is the first time I've ever thought a midget dude was hot enough to have sex with.

40:15 awww it's so sweet how much this guy loves his midget wife!!!

43:26, LOL.

Awww, these midget chicks wanna get fucked so bad!!! They look fun!!!

Wow, you know, it's never occurred to me before why little people would wanna date other little people, cuz they can't really hold hands and kiss and stuff with regular sized people!!! This has really taught me some things!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
(07-20-2017, 12:06 AM)Trix Wrote: I'm 5'4".

But I mean LEGIT dwarves or midgets here...

So like anything under 4'10".

I have seen like one legit dwarf in my life.

And I have a cousin who is technically a dwarf though, but she's 4'10" and I feel like you gotta be under 4'10" to actually be a dwarf in my opinion. That is totally made up by me though.

I mean you basically never see midgets.

You may see a dwarf or two, but midgets, super rare.

I'm really curious.

Not that I personally want to have sex with a dwarf or midget.

I talked to this dude once who had a dwarf/midget fetish.

I'm wondering now what exactly was wrong with him.

That's way weirder than the foot fetish thingy.

And I mean... I feel like sex with midgets and dwarves would be a lot more respectable if you didn't have a fetish for it.

If you have a fetish for it, then it's just kind of creepy.
Is it creepy if they have fetish fo regular sized people?
(07-29-2017, 12:33 PM)[email protected]$OM Wrote: Is it creepy if they have fetish fo regular sized people?

No but I'll tell you what...

(07-20-2017, 12:52 AM)Trix Wrote:

After looking at those thickass meaty little midget minxes...

I click the pic of Gigi Hadid, and I feel disappointment.

I am not joking when I say I find the midget chicks more attractive.

I really do.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.

i kinda liked her  , maybe i need a midget woman

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