Anybody had sex with a midget or a dwarf?
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Let me know.
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#2
No but if she was cool and pretty i would not discount her
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#3
How tall are you anyway ?
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#4
I'm 5'4".

But I mean LEGIT dwarves or midgets here...

So like anything under 4'10".

I have seen like one legit dwarf in my life.

And I have a cousin who is technically a dwarf though, but she's 4'10" and I feel like you gotta be under 4'10" to actually be a dwarf in my opinion. That is totally made up by me though.

I mean you basically never see midgets.

You may see a dwarf or two, but midgets, super rare.

I'm really curious.

Not that I personally want to have sex with a dwarf or midget.

I talked to this dude once who had a dwarf/midget fetish.

I'm wondering now what exactly was wrong with him.

That's way weirder than the foot fetish thingy.

And I mean... I feel like sex with midgets and dwarves would be a lot more respectable if you didn't have a fetish for it.

If you have a fetish for it, then it's just kind of creepy.
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#6
I've worked with one she was well grounded and very analytical, I don't think she was really a dwarf or a midget but I would look up to her.
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#7
Are you guys going to start a band called the Paraphilias?
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#8
http://i.imgur.com/W1xzL9k.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736...ig-pie.jpg

LOL, I low key hate myself right now.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/133.../image.jpg

Dude midget girls are fuckin' LOOOOADDDEEDDD.

Look at that mad hip action, fuckin' damn.

Serve me up some of that bitesized goodness!!!
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#9
No shade, but midget dudes are not hot compared to midget chicks.

http://i.imgur.com/SoztVMz.jpg

These midget chicks are built like a brick fucking shithouse man!!!

Look at that!!!

https://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2...ippers.jpg

Even the ugly ones are kinda hot!!!

Dude OMG...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CT_CKSUUkAAfA0R.jpg

I think I'm midgetsexual.

Lookit them meaty fuckin' legs!!!

http://i.imgur.com/ft7w9sm.jpg

Don't act like that shit don't look good!!!
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#10
Midget girls got ASS!!!

For days and weeks!!!

MIDGET TWINS!!!!!!!!

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.28...4000_n.jpg

Wow, y'all.

Wow.

LMFAO, Britney Spears midget impersonator...

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uplo.../06/37.jpg

I wish Gigi Hadid was a midget, that'd be great.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Gigi+...2WhoKl.jpg

*walks up to Gigi Hadid*

"I wish you were a midget."
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#11
Fuck dwarves, I'm straight up team midget now.
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#12
I feel like I would make a pretty hot midget.

For SURE.

I would be so meaty and would have super mad hips.

SUPER MAD.

I would be so hot.

I have the perfect face for it too.
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#13
Dude if I was a midget, I would capitalize on it SO HARD.
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http://i.imgur.com/2dh9TT1.png
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#15
*sigh*

Thank you.

Genuinely and deeply...

Thank you.
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#16
My sensual midget body would be like no other.

I dare say I would be the most beautiful lady midget of all time.
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#17
Story of my life.
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#18
Admit it, Trix, you just want to be smaller so that all the guys you meet will have monster cocks.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#19
I don't think it would work that way. A midgets perspective is as constant as anyone's. So if you have a small dick it will still be a small dick even if a midget is looking at it. LOL
Truth is the impression of reality words create.
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#20
Yeah, what he said.

This isn't about dick size, you fucking perverts.

Vienna sausage dick is just as effective as any other, so stop being size queens.
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