07-29-2017, 08:44 AM
MO i am imagining you starring in a movie where you are in your house filing your nails and wearing a cute summer dress . You are pondering whether or not to go adopt a kitten but your fear of the toxoplasmosis just won't let you .Then you are mumbling some crazy things about alex jones not giving you the attention you crave even though you offered to serve as his maid . There is a big dog at your feet snoozing when suddenly the room becomes very bright from an exterior light source and the dog starts to whimper .You jump to your feet and rush to the door to have a peek outside thinking it is the police surrounding your house of ill repute . But to your shock you see that an alien spacecraft has landed right by the tennis court and grassy knoll in front of your mansion , incredibly bright yet welcoming lights adorn the craft . You are too curious and must step outside to investigate . Just for fun you pick up a tennis ball and throw it at the spaceship but instead of bouncing off the side it disappears , just gets absorbed right into the texture of the ship . Well that really gets you excited and you move closer . Suddenly a large door opens and a sexy ramp unfolds like they have at fashion shows . First thing you notice is the wonderful smell of Jasmine , coconut oil and a massage table . You exclaim : " yessss , my first alien encounter " and start prancing up the ramp . Your big dog watches from the living room window , he is scared .
