Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
#21
*stares out the window, stands on tiptoes, looks up and down... perplexed expression, turns around*

"That's... not my car."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#22
OMG!!! LOL

I've had this happen to me a thousand times ( after coming out of the casino )

I have to hit my car alarm to find it in the parking garage......HONK HONK HONK....


Shit I't on the lower level...this is the wrong floor!!!!! F*ck!


LOL !!!!!
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#23
"WOO!!! There's a train comin'!!!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#24
"I would NEVER have sex with him."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#25
" I can't have sex with an animal , I will never cross that line and it might bite me "
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#26
"Is that shit?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#27
*stares into closet*

"I don't want to WEAR ANYTHING."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#28
"I am SO MUCH more woke than you."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#29
"Seinfeld was meh for the most part"

"What kind of a sick freak puts fruit in their cereal?!"

"Does a TV show get cancelled when its commercials get huge ratings but no one buys the advertised products anyway?"

"Trix has to be taking the piss with her moon-from-Antarctica theory"

"Don't let The Best become an enemy of The Better"
Parents tell kids about the birds and the bees...
I tell them about the condom and the coat-hanger.
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#30
(07-03-2017, 06:36 PM)AntiBullshitMan "Trix has to be taking the piss with her moon-from-Antarctica theory"

The moon is pumice from inner earth ejecta, don't hate cuz you can't relate bro.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#31
"If it freaks people out, that's not my problem."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#32
"I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's green, so it must be good!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#33
"I'm 1/16 Lakota Sioux and no one can EVER take that away from me!!!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#34
"Don't two-time your asshole."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#35
"I'm surrounded by everything I like!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#36
"I can't fap to this."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#37
is she going to take that off or just talk about feelings some more ugh! actual thought!
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#38
its not big ive seen movies you can fit all of it in there ! actual thought !
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#39
O its long enough i could be a little thicker ! response in head my actual thought ! o its wet enough but it could be tighter !
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#40
sorry feeling feisty today!
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