Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
"I mean, I dunno. It MIGHT be deadly. Most great things are."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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"Nobody had a vagina a million years ago."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Scholar 
I'm pretty sure I don't have autism. Conspiracy
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Yoda 
I wanna smear nutella on her buttcrack so at least the warm taint can also become a protein snack

I will also bring premium crackers and serve with nutella to my lady
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(02-15-2018, 10:14 PM)IRON Wrote: I wanna smear nutella on her buttcrack so at least the warm taint can also become a protein snack

I will also bring premium crackers and serve with nutella to my lady

It might be a bit nutty?
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(02-09-2018, 11:12 PM)Trix Wrote: "Nobody had a vagina a million years ago."

Million years ago when I was a Vagina Salesman they sold like hot cakes, now not so much.
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holy shit that was a lot of sleeping, wtf I was not even feeling that tired. what if I was abducted, man I had plans!!!
smelly aliens!
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“Whatever you think is normal behavior, don’t ever expect to find it with me.”
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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I cant decide if a cunt punch would hurt more than a gut punch 

Iknow as a guy i would take a gut punch every time balles are too tendeur
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Hmmm 
Yup, She deserves a dedicated youtube love song video.
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I hate pizza places that tell me to have a "good time" while little kids are allowed to walk around freely. GERHBELLS.
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"If you don't shitcan those feelings, those feelings are gonna shitcan you."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Oh now I´m curious. What feelings are those?
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Ah shit man I don't even remember.

It was just a catchy phrase I came up with during a hypothetical discussion I was having with myself about somebody else.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Oh alright.
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Drool 
Holy shit sexy strange woman if that's how you go about asking about margarine to strangers let me be your stranger every night, I can't even see what you're hiding beneath all that thick clothes but goddam you're hot...fuck the tea, lady! let's go back to the margarine.
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i think this fucker just trolled an old lady, okay pretend smirk at the bastard
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(03-09-2018, 01:45 PM) Wrote: i think this fucker just trolled an old lady, okay pretend smirk at the bastard

Should I bash him? I don't wont to go in the jail where I built the fence that would be embarrassing  Blush
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goddamit trixie I'm fucken cold, come and lay next to me, sleep on my chest!!!
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Heart 
Anytime sweetie... I'll always have a warm place for you.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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