Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
holy shit those were some hot gangstalkers, screw chad though...
why would she wear that tight mini dress and stick her ass out like that, I hate you chad!!! at least that was pointing towards me! 
meh chad wins in the end...
I know grandfather liked, mom was looking mad, I couldn't peek...
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i love you but you gotta stop fucking with me and giving the hammer 





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IOo7U9G4Ds

so then I will know when to bring in my tomato plants
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*gets passed by two white cars*

“YA’LL RACIST.”
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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“Birds look so delicious.”
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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i think i know what trix has been doing all day , watching her cat stare out the window
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“Dude it smells like burning ass in here.”
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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"I WANT EVERY BIT OF THAT ELBOW."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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“Is that a monkey?”
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Mhm 
You dont have to eat every sausage
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“If you want me, make spaghetti and I’m gonna come with it. That’s all there is to it.”
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Nodding Yes 
Dear God has been fucking girls left and right ?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/12/doorman-...lainternal
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its been a long time since i went to church and i am getting worried about losing my place in heaven

i will definitely be in the lower tiers of heaven   as the catholics have  described  , way too much masturbation and unhealthy foods and unhealthy impulsive behaviours  

not sure if i have the willpower to turn this around and become a beacon of  light for  God
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Kenny if you're not going to heaven, none of us are.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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(04-15-2018, 03:07 PM)Trix Wrote: Kenny if you're not going to heaven, none of us are.

Kenny the mang is heaven
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she's fucking fiesty
it's hard not to lust her
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wouldn't it be great if you could drive your truck to a place where ladies can be  ordered 

like a full proper menu board  : brunette ,blonde, curvy, tall , short, eye color , big feet  ...you name it  

like going to KFC  and ordering a box of chicken except your order is put in one of those big dog crates 

and they load it right in the back of your pick up . 

the only guarantee would be that the  item is agreeable and not poison or past the due date  

i guess it would have to be like a rental service and you return her in the crate  

my intentions would be good , i just want a pleasant evening  

we could just drink tea and massage each others feet  ,  or have a  big bubble bath

ladies are good at so many things ,hell maybe you just need a babysitter

i guess that would have to be worked into the menu board 

i just feel that this needs to go mainstream and be brought out of the shadows
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(04-18-2018, 04:04 PM)Lucas Wrote: wouldn't it be great if you could drive your truck to a place where ladies can be  ordered 
. . .
i just feel that this needs to go mainstream and be brought out of the shadows

Cheers2
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Hmmm 
holy shit these people are turning me into a fucking saint!!!
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trix birthed me from her bowels , i am a living offspring floating out to sea
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MY BUTTBABY.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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