Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
#41
"I think the ethanol mafia is after me."
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#42
"Why is the Ethanol Mafia after me?"
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#43
"What if Samantha Smith was a crisis actor!!!"
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#44
(07-29-2017, 03:12 AM)Guest "I think the ethanol mafia is after me."

(07-29-2017, 03:13 AM)Guest "Why is the Ethanol Mafia after me?"

ROFLMAO, I fucking love you.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#45
You must have talked bad about corn
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#46
(07-29-2017, 02:37 PM)[email protected]$OM You must have talked bad about corn

ROFL

*strokes DJ like a cat*
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#47
(07-29-2017, 02:37 PM)[email protected]$OM You must have talked bad about corn fed girl mafia

No, I was walking towards my car and the guy was staring at me following my every step, that bastard even parked besides me. He started his engine and left when I sat inside my car. Sad

He was probably a gangstalker since earlier that night I offended a woman who heckled me just because I was sitting down on a bench looking at my phone. 

Different thought

btw I have discovered I can feel the aura of brick buildings, it is more pronounced in summer. I have to keep my new found powers secret because people look at me weird when I wave my hand out to feel the aura of the buildings.
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#48
Hell yeah you can feel the aura of buildings. And the coolest part is they don't even necessarily have to be there anymore...

Banana

No hand waving necessary. Feel it inside. It's just a field interacting with your own field.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#49
(07-30-2017, 03:43 AM)Trix Hell yeah you can feel the aura of buildings. And the coolest part is they don't even necessarily have to be there anymore...

Banana

No hand waving necessary. Feel it inside. It's just a field interacting with your own field.

lol
It was a joke, I do wave my hands when Im near buildings to feel how much heat the walls are radiating, and yes the coolest part would be the absence of a building.
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#50
"She told me to put some pants on, I'm like wuuut? I don't even understand what you're saying. Literally."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#51
"Alright. I'ma have a couple things to say about this."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#52
Dancing Banana 
"Dear God. What happens to a person to make them be this way?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#53
"I can't believe how fucking zen this is."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#54
"Where's the fuckin' candy??"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#55
I thought you was. The candy that is. :)

Quick edit..."Actually thought I have had, Verbatum..." :)
Truth is the impression of reality words create.
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#56
Spoiler alert:

I found the candy.

I ate the candy.

I threw out the pieces that didn't look perfect.

I used stringent discrimination against the candy.

I will only eat the most beautiful candy.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#57
I need to find me a female that can be taken to the mountains , we will live in harmony with animals unless we are hungry
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#58
Let's start an intentional community in the mountains and invite Cindy Currier to come and declare it America.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#59
Hump 
(08-16-2017, 08:35 PM)Trix Spoiler alert:

I will only eat the most beautiful candy.

" Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim..." :P"

Tongue
Truth is the impression of reality words create.
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#60
Tehehehehehehe!!!

You --->BananaNanawhip<--- Me
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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