Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
"She doesn't look like she's too much in the mood to chase a bitch."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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"So THAT'S where the other spoon was!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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its amazing how offended people get when i pull my penis and balls out through my zipper , this is part of my anatomy and society needs to accept my body ... boobies are accepted all over in public but not mr. weenie ,he is still blacklisted
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I noticed often at dog parks they are not too fickle about sexual partners, the old hump the young, the males hump other males and often there is orgies in big mud puddles. These are mans best froend.
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Lol Huh
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Good food , flashy dames and smart money
Elephants only mate once every 7 years
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"Is he gonna suck on that stick or what?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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“Listen we don’t need your foppish extravagance in here okay.”
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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She is such a little slut but i cant stop thinking about her. I dont blame myself its just nature of the beast
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I like a woman with a good head of hair , silky is best but please no shedding
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"Fuck that fuckin' rug!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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"You're gonna have to spank the shit out of me cuz I'm about to be a bad girl."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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I want to kneel down in the cornfield and pray with trix just like forrest gump did with his sexy blonde internet girlfriend
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It would neat if a few sexy ladies would go door to door collecting semen. Those annoying people knocking on doors just dont understand what people want.
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I wonder if he has ever thought about missing a few teeth!?
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"I think I pulled out quick enough."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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I can't save him
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"Is your asshole okay?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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This is how women aught to dress. No more excuses stop being lazy cunts

http://www.raintreecounty.com/images/RC57pait.jpg
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"You have to be careful and patient when picking your nose."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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