Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
After i shaved and tenderized it, Her 'kitty' tasted like red snapper
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No Way 
My chicky :)
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"I love velcro."
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“He seems like... really fucking serious about that tennis, dude.”
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I always thought women in jumpsuits were irresistible, good time girls
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Women with bowl cuts need to removed from population and placed in care facilities until they learn proper grooming . Most likely the bowl cut is meant to agitate society ...its anti social bordering on psychotic
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Revere The Holy Creature.
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Book 
hmmm
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I think mo should try making her hair jet black for 3 months . I feel so drawn to dark haired bitches these days.
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Of all the fucked up shit I'd gladly do to my hair, that's pretty low on the list man...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2019/05...43138f.jpg

I was going for the dark look back in those days and found out my hair doesn't really take to dye so it came out brown and then after a few washes it was back to normal.
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Gosh i bet that debra joy gives amazing hand jobs , with deluxe hand moisturizers and soft southern accent
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Why cant there be more sexy homeless women
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“Why does it smell like chicken wings in here? I mean don’t get me wrong, I dig it but it’s just... confusing.”
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"OMG, I can't WAIT to try out this new can opener!!!"
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Dancing Banana 
(Also known as "Signs You're Hitting On 30!")
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Bwhahahahahaha.
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Really really excited about your new can opener darling! I still remember the day when i bought a new one 2 years agi, its black sleek and elegant and cuts with amazing effectiveness. This reminded me of slapchop for some reason
https://youtu.be/rUbWjIKxrrs
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I used it for the first time at dinner tonight.

I was mesmerized by the magnetic part that holds the lid after opening.

Wow.
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Would love to shove my dingdong in yer piehole, sugartits
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“There’s nothin’ wrong with me being right.”
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