Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
#1
"I may have a cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends."

"It's great, except for it's covered in sugar and it ain't got no water in it."

"Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?"

"Why does everything look like a turtle to me?"

"Shit on a stick, they've got Pantene!"

"Why is she in a shopping cart?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#2
LOL.

You are so cute!
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#3
LMFAO, thanks. I think you're cute too ;)
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#4
"I'm not giving you my cinnamon candy bitch. I like you, but I don't like you that much."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#5
"I like that chick cuz she gives me sporks."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#6
"Yes. I still have the Snowballs in my possession."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#7
"Oh shit." - Upon seeing that there's only one piece of cinnamon candy left.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#8
"Nice fuckin' umbrella, bitch."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#9
"Man that was an awesome leaf."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#10
"Are you seriously doubting the power of essential oils right now??"

(((Disbelief)))
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#11
" I can only last as long as this candle burns.

Unfortunately my wick is running out. "


-NowServingNumber52 
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#12
That's some deep shit, Number!!!

Banana
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#13
" If you don't understand it...
    get the hell out of it REAL QUICK!"

-52-
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#14
Someone once turned and looked at me and said "what the hell you looking at?"

I turned and looked at him and said " what the hell you looking at me for? I don't know what the hell I'm looking at either. "


-52-
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#15
"Is that a DeLorean?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#16
*stares out the window, stands on tiptoes, looks up and down... perplexed expression, turns around*

"That's... not my car."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#17
OMG!!! LOL

I've had this happen to me a thousand times ( after coming out of the casino )

I have to hit my car alarm to find it in the parking garage......HONK HONK HONK....


Shit I't on the lower level...this is the wrong floor!!!!! F*ck!


LOL !!!!!
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#18
"WOO!!! There's a train comin'!!!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#19
"I would NEVER have sex with him."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#20
" I can't have sex with an animal , I will never cross that line and it might bite me "
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