Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
#1
"I may have a cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends."

"It's great, except for it's covered in sugar and it ain't got no water in it."

"Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?"

"Why does everything look like turtle to me?"

"Shit on a stick, they've got Pantene!"

"Why is she in a shopping cart?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#2
LOL.

You are so cute!
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#3
LMFAO, thanks. I think you're cute too ;)
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#4
"I'm not giving you my cinnamon candy bitch. I like you, but I don't like you that much."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#5
"I like that chick cuz she gives me sporks."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#6
"Yes. I still have the Snowballs in my possession."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#7
"Oh shit." - Upon seeing that there's only one piece of cinnamon candy left.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#8
"Nice fuckin' umbrella, bitch."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#9
"Man that was an awesome leaf."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#10
"Are you seriously doubting the power of essential oils right now??"

(((Disbelief)))
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#11
My Turn!

Compilation style, if I may:

"What % of the human race would a hateful person have to hate in order to register as a misanthrope? Around 50%? Two-thirds majority? Supermajority?"

"Why don't people complain about all the terminological vagueness out there? i.e. misanthrope labels"

"I'll have what the logician is having."

"7th Heaven was the most tedious show in the history of television, but I still sat through a bunch of eps somehow."

"This internet argument is important, I have to finish it now. 36 consecutive hours without sleep isn't that bad. I've had worse."

"I bet people in war zones are having it even worse sleep wise. So yeah, I'm good."

"How the fuck do people confuse eating time for conversation time??"

"I can't be the only person whose major first world problem is a hot summer night wherein I must choose between keeping the fan pointed at me but having it cool down my coffee too fast versus pointing the fan away from me for coffee's sake, but risking some sweat and stickiness as a result. Cry "

"I think I have to get better at my first world problems."

"If moral realism is false, on what basis can intellectual honesty be superior to intellectual dishonesty?"

"What would an amoral argument for intellectual honesty even look like?"

"Wouldn’t we need a validated account of intellectual honesty to even care about moral realism being true or false in the first place?"

"Why do dogs have cold noses?"

"Autodidactic learning > Blowing wads of cash on glorified $ink-or-$wim risks via college/uni."

"Can’t help but notice that I argue circles around peeps with diplomas when it comes to many subjects. No, I'm not ashamed to get giddy over that fact."

"How soon is now?"

"If nationalism is better than globalism, wouldn’t that make provincialism better than nationalism? And localism better than provincialism? And neighbourhood-sovereign governance better than generic localism?"

"Disparagement humor... you know you want it."

"Are poets just phaggots? Or do I just have a bubba-esque blind spot when it comes to this?"

"99% of published nonfiction books don’t need to be as long as they are."

"Why can’t the real version of my favorite lyrics actually be the version I misheard for decades until I disappointingly looked up the artists’ intended lyrics?"

"I refuse to treat the actual lyrics as the real deal. My adjustments are where it's at!"

"Why is it that I can undeniably improve someone else's copyrighted lyrics while the ones I try to think up from scratch end up lamer?"

"Should I wank now or should I wank later?"

"Why hasn’t anyone installed A.I. type catapults that automatically eject passengers from nosedive crashing airplanes, replete with supersized floaty propellers allowing the ejected passengers to resume their voyage?"

"I still want the ability to fly without the aid of technology. They assured me this would only be a phase. That was decades ago!"

"Why do parents and guardians guarantee shit to kids when they know they’re not in control? The nerve!"

"How long would I last on a silent retreat?"

"Is spirituality even possible when you're the most irreverent person you know?"

"How long would I last if I were to try going on a strict-ass wank timeout?"

"Has anyone ever had lice in their pubes??"

"I bet Gary is being irascible and salty about something right about now."

"I bet Gary is recording a YouTube video right now to rant and distract himself from the actual thing causing his irascibleness."

"Why is Molyneux melodramatically singing this French song a day after the French election?"

"Should I just upload those mediocre videos I recorded a few months ago or should I try to make better ones on the same topics?"

"I wish the internet rewarded lengthy absences and channel droughts. It's the ultimate form of cyber selflessness when you think about it."

"I'm so fucking glad YouTube is demonetizing all these quantity-over-quality political zombies and formulaic shit-talkers."

"I bet Trix is posting some freaky sex shit on the sectual right about now."

"I bet Trix is embedding the latest video from some fruity hippie dumpsterfire on the sectual right about now."

"Is Trix bi or straight or in-between or 100% sapiosexual or...?"

"Who keeps giving all that ecstasy to those poor dancing bananas? THEY NEVER STOP DANCING!" Sockitnana

"Water is the most underrated thirst quencher in modern times."

"Why do western obese people drink that sugary carbonated shit when they have damn near unlimited supplies of clean water at their disposal?!"

"Modernity deserves a bitchslap."

"Most tradition is dumb, but by gawd that don’t mean modernity gets off scot free."

"Do I take myself way too seriously or not seriously enough? I can never seem to tell."

"Farts should be called anal-burps. Burps should be called mouth-farts. I’m a romantic at heart."

...I think I overdid it.
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#12
AntiBullshitMan, you rocked my world with this contribution.

LOL... I read the whole thing with a smile on my face and laughed. It was great.

I really love the way your mind works.

Is it weird that I'm sort of surprised that a perfect being such as yourself still has to deal with the human nuisance of wanking? I was surprised. And now I'm slightly aroused over the concept. Now I'm wondering if you could be wanking RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

My favorites:
(05-10-2017, 02:23 PM)AntiBullshitMan "If moral realism is false, on what basis can intellectual honesty be superior to intellectual dishonesty?"

mindblown

NGL.


(05-10-2017, 02:23 PM)AntiBullshitMan "Autodidactic learning > Blowing wads of cash on glorified $ink-or-$wim risks via college/uni."

Well said and totally true. Man I think smarts are something you're born with... they're just enhanced over time.


(05-10-2017, 02:23 PM)AntiBullshitMan "If nationalism is better than globalism, wouldn’t that make provincialism better than nationalism? And localism better than provincialism? And neighbourhood-sovereign governance better than generic localism?"

This is actually valid though, in my opinion, this is exactly why American values have totally eroded. The local community was always supposed to be the most important, and the whole of the country was supposed to be made up of those smaller, strong foundations.


(05-10-2017, 02:23 PM)AntiBullshitMan "Why can’t the real version of my favorite lyrics actually be the version I misheard for decades until I disappointingly looked up the artists’ intended lyrics?"

"I refuse to treat the actual lyrics as the real deal. My adjustments are where it's at!"

I'm totally feeling this... for example "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits. I always thought it said "tricks for free". No shit. I was so unbelievably disappointed that it's "chicks". Fuck that... I am going to sing it my way. "Tricks" is so much better and of course it's a great pun on my name.


(05-10-2017, 02:23 PM)AntiBullshitMan "How long would I last on a silent retreat?"

Do you TALK a lot? Because I dunno... I feel like you wouldn't be the type to actually SPEAK that much. I know you're very prolific what with the written word thingies... and yeah, I mean all your YouTube vids are you talking. About stuff. But it's just like... for some reason, I feel like you'd be able to do the quiet thing pretty well. I wanna know... do you TALK TO YOURSELF!?!?! That's where a lot of my most enjoyable conversations take place... alone. Always been that way.


(05-10-2017, 02:23 PM)AntiBullshitMan "I bet Gary is being irascible and salty about something right about now."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I cracked up SUPER damn hard to this one. Dude every minute Gary is AWAKE he's being salty and surly. ROFLMAOLOL. Ahahaha. Unless there's like a pretty butterfly on his favorite color flower or something, then he might snap out of it vaguely for like 2.5 seconds.


(05-10-2017, 02:23 PM)AntiBullshitMan "Is Trix bi or straight or in-between or 100% sapiosexual or...?"

I'm straight as an arrow, AntiBullshitMan, and you're just my type baby! Wanna touch our dancing bananas together?!

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#13
Quote:Is it weird that I'm sort of surprised that a perfect being such as yourself still has to deal with the human nuisance of wanking? I was surprised.

Waaaay too much praise from Trix! Cannot. Comprehend. Why. Despite. Being. Elatedly. Flattered. Neonsmiley

I think that smiley is apropos. I think.

But really, I've been wanking since before puberty... except it was this weird inverted mode of wanking. In a nutshell, I'd hump thin roundish lampposts when no one was around. I did it in broad daylight too. I'd even check the balconies and windows to make sure no one saw. No, I don't do it anymore. Once puberty kicked in, I stopped. This bit of trivia is for your eyes and ears only, by the way. And any unfortunate soul who decides to read this post.

Quote:Man I think smarts are something you're born with... they're just enhanced over time.

Most geneticists (in the West anyway) ballpark the heredity/environment inputs at about 50/50 respectively. Once you venture outside the West, many experts say it's as lopsided as 80/20 in favor of heredity. It's a very politicized topic, mind you. One of the reasons I'm unsure which stats and studies to give my unalloyed trust to. The topic should have zero political import, but AA quotas are usually premised on the daft notion that (i.e. an ethnic) disparity in a given field is automatically demonstrative of prejudice in said field. So it just snowballs from there. A waste of time for everyone.

Quote:I feel like you'd be able to do the quiet thing pretty well. I wanna know... do you TALK TO YOURSELF!?!?! That's where a lot of my most enjoyable conversations take place... alone. Always been that way.

I can pull off quietness, often effortlessly. But we are living in the digital age of endless distractions, so I was just wondering what my limits would be in an environment where technology is nowhere to be found. The last decade or so has probably altered my psychological discipline for the worse. I may have been better suited for long-term silence back in the early-to-mid 2000s, which is weird because they usually say it's harder to pull that shit off when you're a kid/teen and your brain is still developing.

Anyway, these retreats I had in mind range from months to years, depending on the practitioner. As things stand, I don't see myself being able to pull off anything close to a year, unless I grant myself some internet visitation rights. But that kind of defeats the whole purpose of it being a retreat. Many of those meditation peeps don't fuck around. When they say they're going off the grid, they fucking mean it. And they're gonna make you stick to the game plan you set out for yourself from the get go. Andrew Sullivan wrote a long ass article about his experience with this stuff. He has demons and major mommy issues so he totes broke down and sobbed under a tree within days or weeks of his retreat. Literally, under a tree.

I can manage quiet time just fine, but a retreat equals playing in the major leagues.

I do talk to myself, but that's mainly to practice my delivery methodology for the odd one-liner I consider to be worthy of repetition. One-liners like "Nothing a little coat-hanger action couldn't have solved" after hearing a new mom sob due to her postpartum depression.
Headbangnana 

And yes, those are usually the most enjoyable conversations. But that'd be subject to change if someone of your caliber ever showed up around these here parts...

Quote:This is actually valid though, in my opinion, this is exactly why American values have totally eroded. The local community was always supposed to be the most important, and the whole of the country was supposed to be made up of those smaller, strong foundations.

There are pros and cons. If this were 1817, or arguably 1917, I'd say the overall pros of small-scale communitarian governance outweigh the overall cons of it. But so many of the problems facing us in 2017 are global problems. All it takes is one industrial giant to refuse to get with the program on any given do-or-die global policy issue, and all the other industrial nations' work might've been for naught.

You can even apply this to the intra-nation level. If 50% of the localities in America vote on eco-friendly shit and sacrifice for the environment, while the other 50% choose not to, one of two things will happen: (1) the first group's policies end up conserving the environment just barely enough and the benefits are enjoyed by all citizens, even the localities that didn't lift a finger to make it happen. (2) 50% ends up not being good enough, and the environment goes to hell soon after. Like having an unregulated pig farm in the locality right next to yours. Say it's eastward. So when the wind blows westward, you're gonna be smelling that pig shit. Raw deal. But under the localism arrangement, they can just say "tough shit" cuz "muh sovereignty" and accuse you of being a covert globalist if you don't like it.

This is how small-scale territorial beefs usually begin, and if history is any indication, it tends to end in winner-take-all wars.

That's the downside. The upside is having less one-size-fits-all policies that sometimes end up being paternalistic. Still, I highly doubt that this tradeoff is worth all the unavoidable turf beefs stemming from the absence of cohesive regulatory oversight.

Are you familiar with Steven Pinker? He wrote a great book titled "The Better Angels Of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined". His stats are why I don't put much stock in absolutist approaches to sovereignty in the modern era. Also, I'm not a cultural relativist, so for example: If closeted atheists or closeted non-theists have no intellectual freedom in some soft-theocratic state, and if this really bothers them (which it always does), I have no qualms meddling in that state's affairs in order to try and improve the civic situation for those nonbelievers. It really doesn't matter to me that the disbelievers aren't from my own community, region, province, or even country.

I'm a particularist in one sense (i.e. to hell with paternalism and conformism), but a agent-neutralist in another sense (i.e. fuck cultural relativism, FGM is fucked up no matter where it's being done). We should always be mindful of the subtleties at play.

Anyway, I'm going to take this opportunity to plug one of Pinker's shorter vids:







Finally, I want a sig. I need a sig. But I don't see a feature on my "User CP" or elsewhere for how to generate a sig. Or I'm too blind/sloppy/retarded to spot it (told ya I don't deserve all that praise from you).

Edit: Wait, you're telling me you're 100% straight? Come now. You've expressed more interest in vag than the most stereotypically dykey lesbo ever stereotyped.

Also, you're sapiosexual as fuck. That alone makes it so that you're not totally straight, since lots of menz be dumb and lots of wiminz be smart. Sometimes.
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#14
AntiBullshitMan...

I am smitten. Enraptured.

Entranced and enthralled with your very existence.

Hump me like one of your roundish lampposts.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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(05-11-2017, 05:47 PM)Trix AntiBullshitMan...

I am smitten. Enraptured.

Entranced and enthralled with your very existence.

Hump me like one of your roundish lampposts.

That can be arranged! But first I have to break the news to lamppost #2948293 that it's over between me and it.

They say these things get easier with time. They lie.
Parents tell kids about the birds and the bees...
I tell them about the condom and the coat-hanger.
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#16
" I can only last as long as this candle burns.

Unfortunately my wick is running out. "


-NowServingNumber52 
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#17
That's some deep shit, Number!!!

Banana
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#18
" If you don't understand it...
    get the hell out of it REAL QUICK!"

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#19
Someone once turned and looked at me and said "what the hell you looking at?"

I turned and looked at him and said " what the hell you looking at me for? I don't know what the hell I'm looking at either. "


-52-
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#20
"Is that a DeLorean?"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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