I get so many phone calls from local numbers...
#1
Woozy 
Because of the person who had this number before me.

It's fucking insane...

I've had this number for over a year.

And they're STILL CALLING.

Calls from the local government because the chick was trying for disability on herself AND a kid apparently.

Calls from all kinds of bill collectors.

Calls from local people who leave messages totally pissed off.

This lady had more fucking baggage than a 747.

She ditched the damn number because of it, I guarantee that's why.

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#2
My phone number is like a motherfucking daily soap opera.
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#3
LMFAO so naturally I'm looking into the numerology of my phone number:

7: Make sure you are being understood if your number reduces to a 7. This is an excellent number for anyone working in the healing professions. However, you may receive messages that put you in touch with the deeper side of life.

http://www.micheleknight.com/articles/nu...about-you/

The "deeper side of life" AKA drama of all kinds.

7. This is a strong and somewhat mystical number, which was created just for students and thinkers. Positive effect on your inner state, gives stability and makes you more balanced.

http://numerologystars.com/numerology-an...ne-number/
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#4
And not only that but I get wrong numbers too, so people calling me thinking they're calling a different number...

And they're ALWAYS super pissed off. LMFAO! OMG.

What the fuck does this mean.
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#5
Dude oh my God...

So the lady who used to have this phone number has some CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS on her ass.

I block all kinds of numbers because they call every day...

But I was just checking all my voicemails and cleaning out the deleted shit, and I'm like WTF, why are there so many voicemails in the Blocked folder??

So I take a look... and there are all these voicemails of varying length, like between 4 seconds and one minute, dating back to like the beginning of June.

So I start listening to them and it's ALL THE SAME GUY, and he's like mumbling and making weird redneck threats that I literally can't even understand WTF he's saying.

LMFAO...

But he's calling this chick who used to have this phone number by name, so I KNOW these calls aren't for me.

I looked this chick up on Facebook a long time ago, she's like some old lady.

It's so freaky, like...

She knows some BAAAD people. This fucking guy sounded all mad and shit, he was like cussing and stuff.

The latest call from him was ANOTHER ONE MINUTE VOICEMAIL where he's just redneck mumbling to some lady and some other dude, and I can't understand a SINGLE FUCKING WORD ANY OF THEM ARE SAYING!

LMFAO wow...

You'd think after 2 years of them NEVERRR hearing from this lady at this number they'd finally fucking figure out that IT ISN'T HER FUCKING NUMBER ANYMORE.
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#6
(10-10-2017, 12:03 PM)Trix Wrote: She ditched the damn number because of it, I guarantee that's why.

Her service got cut off because she didn't pay the bill.

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#7
(07-02-2018, 04:32 PM)Trix Wrote: Dude oh my God...

So the lady who used to have this phone number has some CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS on her ass.

I block all kinds of numbers because they call every day...

But I was just checking all my voicemails and cleaning out the deleted shit, and I'm like WTF, why are there so many voicemails in the Blocked folder??

So I take a look... and there are all these voicemails of varying length, like between 4 seconds and one minute, dating back to like the beginning of June.

So I start listening to them and it's ALL THE SAME GUY, and he's like mumbling and making weird redneck threats that I literally can't even understand WTF he's saying.

LMFAO...

But he's calling this chick who used to have this phone number by name, so I KNOW these calls aren't for me.

I looked this chick up on Facebook a long time ago, she's like some old lady.

It's so freaky, like...

She knows some BAAAD people. This fucking guy sounded all mad and shit, he was like cussing and stuff.

The latest call from him was ANOTHER ONE MINUTE VOICEMAIL where he's just redneck mumbling to some lady and some other dude, and I can't understand a SINGLE FUCKING WORD ANY OF THEM ARE SAYING!

LMFAO wow...

You'd think after 2 years of them NEVERRR hearing from this lady at this number they'd finally fucking figure out that IT ISN'T HER FUCKING NUMBER ANYMORE.

But that is fucking cool though you should put them on youtube hahahahaha
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#8
You can't understand ANNNYYYTHINNNGGG they're saying though. At all.
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#9
I speak fluent redneck and I can't even understand this shit.
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#10
It's all muffled too, like this guy butt dials half the time or something.
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#11
(07-02-2018, 10:36 PM)Trix Wrote: I speak fluent redneck and I can't even understand this shit.

Yeah and its probably funny as fuck its probably drug dealers lol
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#12
(07-02-2018, 10:36 PM)Trix Wrote: It's all muffled too, like this guy butt dials half the time or something.

He is probably tripping balls on meth lmao
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#13
Dude OMG probably...

Sad Nana
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