I don't chew gum often, but when I do, I chew the whole pack...
#41
Oh God yes...

(((Orgasm)))
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#42


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#43


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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#44
Wow. For the first time in a long long time, I didn't chew the whole pack.

I'm not trying to conserve the Fruit Stripe or anything...

I just felt like I'd had enough.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#45
ummmmm aspertame
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#46
(11-28-2017, 03:56 AM)Dj.R@N$OM Wrote: ummmmm aspertame

I think Fruit Stripe is with real sugar because it turns hard like a cock.
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#47
Exactly, that's why I chew exclusively Fruit Stripe...

It's basically literally the only gum left that is made with sugar.

I would like to have a minty flavor, but Fruit Stripe doesn't make mint.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#48
There's another gum called PUR that is made with sugar, mint flavor etc.

But I resent the concept of an overpriced gum which comes on the market to appeal to people who don't want to consume poison.

Because you know it's just 'them' taking advantage of the vacuum they created by filling the market with only poison laden gum.

So fuck them...

I stick with the original who never sold out in the first place...

Fruit Stripe.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#49
(11-28-2017, 03:17 PM)Trix Wrote: There's another gum called PUR that is made with sugar, mint flavor etc.

But I resent the concept of an overpriced gum which comes on the market to appeal to people who don't want to consume poison.

Because you know it's just 'them' taking advantage of the vacuum they created by filling the market with only poison laden gum.

So fuck them...

I stick with the original who never sold out in the first place...

Fruit Stripe.

You are so righteous, I love that about you.
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#50
I love everything about you...

Whip2BananaWhip
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#51
I have decided that chewing a piece of Fruit Stripe should be a slow, sensual experience.

I've decided to begin savoring every morsel, biting off each little piece in tiny nibbles.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#52
Mhmm? Tongue So you won´t be sitting there with your mouth filled with em any time soon? Wink2
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#53
Oh no I still chew almost an entire pack every time...

I'm just saying, I will be slowly taking in each individual piece and savoring the process of getting it in my mouth.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#54
(12-02-2017, 02:50 PM)Trix Wrote: savoring the process of getting it in my mouth.

Blush
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#55
Chuckle
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#56
Stale Fruit Stripe is so delicious...

I love it when the pieces of gum are hard...

Especially around the edges.

Agh, it's so good.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#57
I wonder who invented Fruit Stripe...

I love that person.

That person must have been a good person.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#58
Whoooaaa, check it out...

James Dorland Parker, inventor of Fruit Stripe...

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/stamfordadvocate/obituary.aspx?n=james-dorland-parker&pid=17398957

I really hope that Fruit Stripe has been left in trustworthy hands.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#59
Could you imagine having invented Fruit Stripe?

Only a beautiful soul could have invented something like Fruit Stripe...

And never would have felt a day's haughty pride over it, no sir.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#60
Excited 
https://i.imgur.com/j32kIXz.jpg
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