Ladybug Impostors: It's a motherfuckin' INVASION!!!
#1
Alien 
Asian lady beetles have KILLED our ladybugs...

All of them. I know it.

I bet there aren't ANY REAL LADYBUGS LEFT.

I bet you THERE AREN'T.

I BET THEY KILLED THEM ALL!!!

They're EVERYWHERE!!!

EVERYWHERE!!!

They're ALL OVER THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE.

They're ALL OVER THE WALLS IN THE GARAGE.

THEY WERE ALL OVER MY CAR.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

Is itĀ supposedĀ to be some kinda solace that they look just like ladybugs???

Is that supposed to HELP US FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT?!?!?!?!?!?

BECAUSE I DON'T.

Okay I'm good.
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#2
I CAN HEAR THEM LANDING ON THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE ALL OVER THE DOOR.

WHAT THE ACTUAL COMPLETE AND TOTAL MOTHERFUCKING FUCK.

HONESTLY, OMG.
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#3
If they weren't pretty it would be creepy as fuck...

I guess that's what people say about me too.

Whip2BananaWhip
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#4
That's a good point ! I have not seen one in like forever
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#5
And I'm not even trying to be negative...

I just genuinely, honestly believe all the REAL ladybugs are dead.

This invasion has been going on for years...

A decade at least, I would say.

They're bound to all be dead by now.
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#6
Dude there was a "ladybug" in the BATHROOM with me.

I'm like HOW THE FUCK did you even get in here?!

HOW???

It's CRAZY you guys.

And basically no one is actually talking about it.

Which blows my mind.
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#7
Attack of the ladybugs is upon us again.
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#8
TBH, even though they're not real ladybugs...

At least they still look like ladybugs, at least they're still cute.

I sort of pet them every now and then...

Like if one is crawling on some shit in front of me, I lightly put my finger over them and it's kind of like petting them.

It's amazing to me that as a much bigger physical body, I can "pet" something as small as a ladybug and not crush it.

I wonder what it feels like for them?? Just because they keep crawling around, does that mean I didn't hurt them by "petting" them??

The mysteries of the world.
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#9
I call every ladybug I see "Mister Ladybug" because of Francis the dude ladybug in "A Bug's Life" (1998).
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#10
Apparently ladybugs live up to A YEAR!?!?!?!?!
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#12
Oh that looks like a good vid!

How did you find this woman's channel, roflmao!?!?!?!?!
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#13
I think being foul mouthed lowers the IQ but I love saying fuck and all the variations thereof.
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