This is merely a common sense truth.
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A pilot should be called "Sky Captain"...
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09-06-2019, 04:40 AM
Yes, I have a pilot fetish.
Pilot stalking is one great thing about airports... 
09-06-2019, 05:11 PM
The lead pilot is in fact titled "Captain". That's where the cliché "this is your captain speaking" comes from.
He is the captain of the plane, however... not of the sky. Calling him a "sky captain" would be like calling the captain of a sea-fairing vessel an "Ocean Captain".
09-06-2019, 06:06 PM
No but it SOUNDS cool.
If there are multiple types of captains, it only makes perfect sense to classify them by their element... 
09-06-2019, 06:32 PM
sky captain
ocean captain land captain underground captain space captain space captain wins.
rhombus will set you free.
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner
09-06-2019, 06:32 PM
(09-06-2019, 06:06 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: No but it SOUNDS cool. earth captain fire captain wind captain water captain heart captain GO PLANET CAPTAIN PLANET
rhombus will set you free.
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner
09-06-2019, 07:51 PM
09-06-2019, 08:22 PM
09-07-2019, 06:49 PM
OMG...
There's this CRAZY HOT Sky Captain sitting in this public lounging area watching vids on his phone. I bet he gets so much attention... Even more than a beautiful woman!!! I'm trying not to look at him.
09-08-2019, 11:46 AM
Had the coolest Sky Captain ever lastnight.
He had a fire sense of humor. He sounded super nerdy. He was youngish too. I bet he was so fucking hot, alas I didn't get to see him. I don't like to energetically sexually barrage the pilot while he's doing his job... So I took it out on the hot guy sitting alone in the row behind me. He looked frightened afterward too. He deserved it.
11-27-2019, 04:55 PM
Apparently there's a fuckton of gay pilots...
11-27-2019, 05:20 PM
And they're all ABSURDLY, UNREASONABLY hot too.
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