elon musk dumped

[Lucas]

hopefully this is the start of   his giant ego  unwinding 



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[Mister Obvious]

He's lucky she left...

She was planning on taking half, you can be sure.

It's surprising she left...

He must have been totally unbearable.

[Mister Obvious]

When a succubus gold digger like Amber Heard can't even stick with you for that $$$, you got a problem buddy.

Makes me wanna look at their astrological compatibility.

Agh... why do I do this to myself.

[Mister Obvious]

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard compatibility...

77.6% overall bio compatibility. Not surprising. They stuck it out for a decent timeframe and I'm sure if Johnny hadn't been a complete asshole with a childish temper, she'd still be suckin' on him.

9 positive aspects, 4 challenges... again, not surprising, good overall compatibility. Signs that point to explosive emotional blowups though.

Elon Musk and Amber Heard compatibility...

73.34% overall bio compatibility. Not surprising because there had to be SOMETHING that brought them together.

So let's look at their aspects to see what could have been the problem.

5 positive aspects, 7 challenges... so, outnumbered on that front. Let me see if there are any specifics... looks like there's a sexual bait-in, then it flatlines over time. Looks like a lot of arguments, not really petty but more so about serious matters. Differences in tastes. Indicators of a relationship ending in disappointment (on Amber's end).

[Mister Obvious]

I had said regarding Amber and Johnny that he was a complete idiot for being with her in the first place because he's like twice her age...

I back down from that statement a bit as a generalization because if there are real love elements, I think we all know that shit doesn't matter.

But in Johnny/Amber's case, I do feel like the age difference was problematic, I don't know why. But for some reason.

There's less of a discrepancy with Elon and Amber on that front... there should have been no issue there at all.

[Mister Obvious]

And you really gotta look at the differences in these personalities...

Think about Johnny Depp, God only knows how many women he's been with, how many drugs he's done, how many morally bankrupt acts he's committed. There's a huge difference between you and someone half your age, when you've done all that shit and they totally haven't. There's a gap there that can't really be bridged.

Elon Musk though... guy's basically a glorified nerd. I mean he's no Mark Suckerberg. Not a nerd like that. He's got way more game than somebody like Suckerberg. So he's probably done all the women and the more 'legal' kinds of debauchery, but not the other kinda stuff that somebody like Johnny would have done. There's just not as much of an unbridgeable gap between those two.

[Mister Obvious]

And Johnny Depp tried to do the whole rockstar thing too, LMAO. So yeah... he's just done it all, and everyone's always kissed his ass, so he never really had to 'behave'.

Elon, totally different background.

It's kind of a shame honestly.

If I had to choose between the two, I'd definitely go for Elon just because he's... not Johnny Depp. LMAO. And if he laid off the whole colonizing Mars thingy, he might not be such a bad guy.

But like I said... for Amber to dump him, he must have some serious fucking issues.

Wonder what they could be.

I'm gonna guess it's some weird private life shit. Probably like some super weird mommy/daddy issues that probably show themselves in the bedroom. It's either he was a total fucking freak behind closed doors, or he WASN'T. It's one extreme or the other with him... and whichever extreme it was, seems like Amber couldn't take it.

And one would think, well, if it's an issue of Elon being vanilla as fuck and Amber wanting to get freaky... she could have just had a poolboy on the side who was into BDSM, and just played with him while she was trying to get half from Elon.

But if it was that Elon is a total freak in the bedroom to degrees even she couldn't handle... then that's a no way out kinda situation, the only solution is to leave.

You don't have to wonder this sort of shit with Johnny Depp, that guy wears it all on his sleeve. Whatever he was doing between the sheets must have been totally fine with Amber, it was just his childish behavior otherwise that drove her away.

[Mister Obvious]

Like if you look at Elon's eyes, it just screams "I like to tie bitches up and hit them with things." He's 100% squeaky clean with his outer reputation.

Whereas Johnny Depp has an eccentric outer reputation that is really just not hiding much.