Jumbo Sampler: What the fuck is Whitman's smoking?
The Whitman's assorted chocolates jumbo sampler is HUGE. I mean MASSIVE.

I saw it in the gas station the other day, I've seen it at various stores...

But the one at the gas station really just led me to question...

Is Whitman's trolling us??

That thing is HUGE?

Photos don't do it justice, in fact I think it's actually even bigger than this...


This page says that the box is 23 x 14.5 x 2.5 inches:


The box I saw looked like a perfect square and it had to be like... 24 x 24, honestly that is what I would guess on memory.

Maybe it's the store that's the issue here...

How are you gonna impulse buy a 2ft. box of chocolates at the GAS STATION?? You're not. It's huge. Nobody is gonna actually grab that MASSIVE box and take it up to the counter non-chalantly... people treat you weird enough as it is when you're just buying normal shit.

Kids aren't gonna feel comfortable trying to con their parents into buying them a MASSIVE box of chocolates... like. It's not even worth a try.

The psychological approach with this huge Whitman's box is all askew. They really need to just... either cut the thing in half, or don't attempt it at all. I think a box half that size has a good chance of selling regardless of the store/setting. 

Downsize that shit...

People want the regular sized boxes...


And people also want the ACTUAL SAMPLE SIZE little boxes...


Dang, y'all.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
i would buy it trill , just sayin

some of us can't control our choco urges

now the guy who starts selling opium infused chocolates will be extremely busy
That "sampler" could feed an african village for a week Smile
I'm not gonna lie...

I make this thread because I acquired a standard, regular sized box of Whitman's today...



I don't even eat chocolate that much. I had a Cadbury chocolate bar it took me like 2 months to eat... I actually still have a little piece of that left.

I just like them chocolately nuts baby.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
(12-04-2017, 05:40 PM)Trix Wrote: https://i.imgur.com/F6q63b4.jpg

I can tell just by looking at it that tastes yummy. Also lol at "nut cluster"...

Not that I ever buy em myself, but I like when they stack chocolate boxes with 2 levels, with the same chocolates on each level.
I eat the chocolate like a mouse, nibble by nibble.

Taking a super long time to eat stuff increases the enjoyment.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
Mhmm Smile
I've been buying large bags of mini Reeses cups and Snickers lately. That's unusual for me because I hardly ever ate chocolate before.
Old fashioned vanilla creme drops and peanut butter make a bitchin' fudge dude...

Couple bags of the creme drops, a cup of peanut butter, melt it together, throw it in a pan and let it cool.

God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
I want to lick that off of you. Uuuuunnnnngh!
You can only lick it off before it dries...

After it dries, I will be covered in a firm fudgey shell that you have to scrape off with your teeth.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
A Trix M&M. Uuuuuunnnnngh!
Someone once gave me a huge box of chocolates like that but I can't remember the brand. I ate them all too.

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