Famous last words before a scooter wreck
#1
Shake Head 
Your buddy: Hey, that's a cool scoot! Can I ride it?

You: Have you ever ridden one of these before?

Your buddy: Oh yeah, I've been riding Harleys since I was thirteen.

{{{ C R A S H ! ! ! }}}

You: It isn't a Harley.

Facepalm

It happens every. Single. Time.
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#2
Is this a true story?
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#3
Nah, I type a bunch of baloney just to hear my keyboard rattle. LOL

Yes, it's a true story. Happened with two different friends and two different scooters.
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#4
It's more of a clickity click sound that comes from the keyboard. I wouldn't call it a rattle, that sounds bad for some reason, like a rattle snake. I like it when my husband is talking to me and I look at him while I type making this clickity click sound like I am now. He doesn't believe I am actually writing anything, he thinks I'm just pretending to type fast.
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#5
Do you have a blue switch keyboard too?
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#6
no, it's attached to my laptop.
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#7
The keyboard and trackpad on my laptop suck. They're always misfiring and making the computer do things I don't want it to do. I gave up on them and started plugging in an external keyboard and mouse.
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#8
Yeah, the OSK is shitty. Same thing happens to my little boy's laptop, IDK why we just didn't get him a new keyboard. lol
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#9
It's my desktop keyboard and mouse. I rarely use the laptop. But when I do, I just unplug them from the desktop and plug them into the laptop.
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#10
I would rather use a separate keyboard, thanks for the idea, I've got one with a computer we don't ever use.
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#11
You're welcome. Now quit hijacking muh fread! LOL
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#12
Ok back to your scooter, how old are you????
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#13
(12-05-2017, 01:05 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: Ok back to your scooter, how old are you????

I'm 50. I haven't ridden a scooter since I totaled my last one 5 years ago. I'm over it now.
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#14
Did you get hurt badly?
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#15
I'm 45, I injured my neck from blow jobs.
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#16
This thread reminds me of this thread:

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1845.html
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#17
I wonder if I would get disability if I moved to Reno. hmmm
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#18
I am gonna say 110% chance of absofuckinglutely yes.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#19
(12-05-2017, 01:32 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: Did you get hurt badly?

It removed some skin from various parts of my anatomy, despite my wearing full protective gear. Demolished the bike.
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#20
(12-05-2017, 03:49 PM)Russian Bot Wrote:
(12-05-2017, 01:32 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: Did you get hurt badly?

It removed some skin from various parts of my anatomy, despite my wearing full protective gear. Demolished the bike.

It was with a car? How fast?
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