The Sage Wanderer: This guy's got some crazy stories!!!



I wanna be one of Sage's friends...

I'm not interested in fishing with him though, if ya gnomesayin'...

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The song on this vid is Big Boss Man "Like It Or Not" and it has a pretty mad piano solo... wonder if that's Sage playing?

He probably just guested on the album... I can't find any info about the piano player.

This story though! Fish is so delicious.

What a man! I love those outdoorsy dudes who can feed me with their catch.

I want Sage to catch me like a fish. He's my kinda guy.

15:40 it shows his son (I assume), he's far too young for me... I like my men to be at least 40.
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I can almost feel Sage’s penis in my vagina as I watch this video.
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Lmao ok...
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It feels so good.
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Nah I´ll show you what "feels good" means.
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Ahahahahaha, I like getting you all riled up, Crille.
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Yeah... I´m not forgetting any of your bad behavior and antics though so you know.
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Teeheeheehee!

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lol... Big Grin
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5:20 that's actually pretty handy...

It'll all be very convenient and whatnot until they give you the ultimatum of putting the mark INSIDE your body, or not being able to participate!

Sage is right on the money with this video (pun intended).

8:46 THAT is the mark of the beast.

People claim that the cell phones we use today are the mark of the beast, no...

What he describes there is when it becomes the mark of the beast.

And yes, I am still feeling romantic attraction to Sage.
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(03-13-2018, 10:34 PM)Trix Wrote: And yes, I am still feeling romantic attraction to Sage.

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(03-13-2018, 10:34 PM)Trix Wrote:


5:20 that's actually pretty handy...

It'll all be very convenient and whatnot until they give you the ultimatum of putting the mark INSIDE your body, or not being able to participate!

Sage is right on the money with this video (pun intended).

8:46 THAT is the mark of the beast.

People claim that the cell phones we use today are the mark of the best, no...

What he describes there is when it becomes the mark of the beast.

And yes, I am still feeling romantic attraction to Sage.



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEsSxFO6Kf4

ROFL I fucking love this guy.

I don’t know why, but I do.
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https://i.imgur.com/BpT0mjH.jpg

He wants me.

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Heart 
It’s only a matter of time til we’re wed!

https://i.imgur.com/k3Oao1Q.jpg
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(03-21-2018, 07:55 PM)Trix Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEsSxFO6Kf4

ROFL I fucking love this guy.

I don’t know why, but I do.

Why the hell did he remove this vidja?

hmmm
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Sage makes me so horny I wanna cry...

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The last story was especially great.

Why am I sooo charmed by Sage?

I feel like maybe we’re soulmates.
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I think Sage is really great.

I've expressed my love for him though...

The ball is in his court, there's not much else I can do.

I'm tired of chasing around these sexy YouTube dudes to no avail.
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Dude the conspiracy here isn't "news" to anybody. LOL.

But I'll listen to Sage talk about prettymuch anything.

I wonder how much of the info Sage got from that documentary is accurate?

So much cloudy info surrounding the whole Cobain thing.

Of course I was always suspicious of Courtney and don't think she was innocent.

9:20 Sage has some sound logic going on here, love this guy.

11:34 I agree with Sage on this, and I just think there's something seriously wrong with Courtney... furthermore, it couldn't be more obvious.

17:21 seems eerily plausible.

21:30 Sage is right, the 10x fatal heroin overdose AND the shotgun blast was just overkill... it definitely doesn't make sense.

I agree with Sage though, I think he was killed... I don't buy the faked death theory whatsoever.
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