Zane Greene: Most Legit YouTuber Ever?
Only hot hobos allowed in my ladylair. I’ll have to have a sidekick to de-louse the ugly hobos. And I’ll have to get a live-in hobo hottie to keep me busy while the sidekick is taking care of those ugly hobos because that’s boring.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.

1:21 he literally said he was going to loiter...

Zane. The next time you're doing something you plainly know is against the rules, don't reverse-confront other people about it when you get called out.

8:57 'a hobo delicacy' ROFLMAOLOLOLOL.

11:02 this is an update since the livestream lastnight with Zane out behind the abandoned truckstop by the crackshack!

11:55 yeah you better brush those damn teeth Zane!!!

LOL, it's so cool to interact with Zane's life. It's such a trip... this is what the internet is all about. Bringing us into each other's lives over vast distances, basically in real time. Fuck it's so beautiful I can hardly stand it.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
the only thing that would make me wander around randomly across the country eating out of dumpsters is if my life was threatened by the mafia or some powerful entity i had wronged

0:54 ROFLMAO Mack is smart!

1:07 that IS an abandoned as fuck truck stop.

Why the hell are all these truck stops abandoned and just left that way?? Shit is sad.

3:29 aw wow that's tragic. But at least she's trying to get free. Sometimes you gotta do crazy shit to get free.

4:03 it's true, both those buildings had some damn nice wood. I've got an eye for nice wood.

Dude I hate graffiti because you can never read what the fuck it says.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.

I broke my rule and tuned into a StreamLabs broadcast.

I still don't like it because the audio is glitchy and it's not like that on YouTube's livestream feature.

Regardless, it's still entertaining.

In this broadcast Zane's talking about how his wife is mad at him for giving me any attention basically, and how she wants him to block me from his channel.

All the other female Zane fans are angry at me too (a couple of them are cool though) because they just hate that Zane shouts me out and they don't get shoutouts...

Well if you want shoutouts you gotta work for it bitches...

I think Zane really should just stand up for himself.

Seems like he's been treated like shit enough in life.

I sure the fuck wouldn't be taking it anymore.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
There's also kind of a lag on the StreamLabs thing. Causes a dimensional rift.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
(05-16-2018, 09:40 AM)Trix Wrote: Don’t forget the state of the art STD testing setup in my hobo lovin’ camper. Checks for all deadly sexually transmitted diseases in 10 seconds flat with no false negatives or positives!

pfffft not using a Rife style machine to zap harmful bacteria and viruses, with some colloidal silver and cliantro to complete the cleanse.

you RH+'s, i swear!
rhombus will set you free.
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner
Thanks for the advice Genba, I'll acquire all those items before I bring Zane to my remote island paradise.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
One time iwas so horny i french kissed a homeless indian woman , it was a bit scary going in but rather nice when our tongues intertwined
(05-16-2018, 07:59 PM)Trix Wrote:

Dude the homeless people next to Zane on this livestream are freakin' annoying.

Zane is the coolest homeless dude ever, he's not weird as fuck like all the rest of them.

I mean it's sad as shit don't get me wrong, it's too bad they're fucking homeless or whatevs but...

Sigh. Damn. Everybody get the hell away from Zane, LMAO, he's in a league of his own.

I'd be freaked the fuck out if I was him, holy shit... and I sure wouldn't be saying SHIT on livestream about where the hell I plan to stay later in front of these guys.

Fuckin' cell phone, battery chargers, etc., it's not like he doesn't have anything worth stealing if you're one of those fucking guys.

Dude I see other chicks saying NASTY shit, WTF. Why is everybody mad at me!?! When other chicks are saying nasty shit in these comments?!?

Zane's showing his crystal necklaces and talking about how it's good to keep them next to your heart because they hold energy. Gah, Zane is so brilliant, he knows the freaking truth. What an absolute badass.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.

4:15 - 4:34 WHAT?!

4:47 dude I’m getting hypnotized as fuck by that ‘COFFEE’ sign...

I guess I better get my ass out of bed and land some breakfast!

6:02 dude that random giggly chick wanted Zane to fuck her so hard...

Listen to that shit. God she wanted it! Bitch has good taste!

10:40 I’m not a dog person, but that is pretty damn sweet.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
(05-17-2018, 10:47 AM)Trix Wrote: 6:02 dude that random giggly chick wanted Zane to fuck her so hard...

He tends to have that effect on people...

Just imagine how good it would feel to have that hobo dick off in your trough!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
I know I’m a broken record with all this but I really gotta say...

Zane’s dick must be takin’ a hit just like the rest of his body.

He’s had to touch it with his super dry, dirty hands...

Penis callous is not a desirable thing.

Although actually now that I’m thinking about it...

That might feel kinda good too.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
Dancing Banana 
Sheltered, privileged girl falls in love with hard luck hobo...

Forbidden love looms, families feud, destinies unravel amidst a chaotic landscape of agate and soda can pipes.

Will she?

Will he?


Find out on the next edition of MY HOBO ROMANCE!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.

I like Zane's walking stick, it sounds good. I have a nice walking stick. I had it custom made, it has this cool painting of a hawk on it and my nickname painted on it.

2:00 ROFL.

9:26 I feel like Mack is smelling female dogs on those bushes and dreaming of love. It's kinda sad honestly.

11:58 - 12:02... LOL, did he just say "That's MO"? Muwahahaha, you just can't make this shit up folks. Mouthpieces of the universe, with no idea they're even preaching the message...


19:05 Flagstaff honestly seems like it kinda sucks.

21:16 ROFLMAO. Talking about stealing money from Big Sur... bad people.

23:07 yes you can smoke catnip, LMAO WTF Zane, why you lyin' man!?

26:06 OMG Zane is talking about Cindy Currier and this video... ROFLMAO!!!

Oh my God man... Cindy and Zane need to fucking team up.

What the hell is Cindy even doing these days? She needs to let Zane move into her RV with her.

Cindy, go out west and pick Zane's hot hobo ass up, I know you're fuckin' watching.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
Cindy's thread with me commentating on all her deletedass videos...

*wags finger at Cindy*
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
MO- it’s Latin.
A modus operandi is someone's habits of working, particularly in the context of business or criminal investigations, but also more generally. It is a Latin phrase, approximately translated as method or mode of operating.
Sugarbaby, I know that.

MO was my nickname.

Zane doesn't know that.

I just thought it was funny to hear him say it...
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
I missed the first 9 min. of this livestream...

Zane is apparently ranting?!

Something about the van he went out west in, arguing with his wife about it.

Can't wait to watch this from the beginning and see what the hell happened.

LOL, they were saying Zane should shave his beard for 50K subscribers, pft.

50K is nothing...

He'll have at least a million within a couple years. If YouTube is still around, LMAO.

LMAO everybody is telling Zane to get on Chaturbate. LMFAOLOL.

So apparently this stream is about somebody named Charles coming to see Zane.

Zane's like waiting for this guy and keeps freakin' out thinking he's getting jumped. ROFL.

LMFAOLOLOL Zane's just standing in this park yelling "CHARLES!" ROFLMAO he's so crazy.

It's funny to hear Zane and his wife fight about some stupid shit on livestream.

Seems kinda hot to get put in your place by Zane... he's pretty good at the cut-downs.

Only thing that would be better would be to get those statements followed up by a nice firm squeeze.

Ahahahaha holy shit I wish I could timestamp this, Zane is so damn funny.

Dude man I dunno about this Charles guy! Where the hell is he?!

LMFAO Zane just said I'm a "hotass alien that came from outer space"... ROFLMAOLOL!!!

ROFLMAO Zane just said I'm a "high level witch"... bwahahahaha. Dude this is awesome.

Seems like this Charles guy is like fuckin' around or something.

Why would somebody stand Zane up like that?!

Oh shit apparently the Charles dude just showed up, in a "4-Runner with the lights on".

Apparently Charles is just hanging out in his car in some parking lot somewhere expecting Zane to come to HIM.

LMAO, Zane is carrying a 60lb. bag and has a big crazy dog. Zane doesn't COME to YOU, you go to HIM.

I dunno that Zane should agree to any meetups like that in the future... there would need to be a pretty strict vetting process.

This Charles dude trolled Zane! He went about getting shoutouts from Zane the cheater's way!

Man... Zane's livestreams are so zen even when he's supposedly 'ranting' and there's trolling going on.

Charles thinks he accomplished something by trolling Zane, but so far Zane's made at least $70 on this livestream alone... ;)

Dude Zane is feisty as fuck in this broadcast... it's actually pretty fuckin' hot.

People in the live chat are blown the fuck away by how real and legit and amazing what Zane's doing is.

Zane is fucking special. This broadcast has been amazing LMAO. 2 hours of quality time with my man Zane...

It just doesn't get much better than this!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
Zane: trix is a high level witch. :)

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