Zane Greene: Most Legit YouTuber Ever?
#21
(04-17-2018, 10:24 PM)Trix Wrote: I always like to comment on Steve's very sexy arms.

I have bigger arms.
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#22
And I'd like to clarify by "most legit" YouTuber, I essentially just mean...

This guy LIVES life. Yeah, he's done a lot of meth and other drugs and he's an alcoholic and whatnot...

But he's gone out there and grabbed life by the BALLS (in his own way)...

He's a pretty brave motherfucker. I mean, yeah, it's probably total carelessness and ignorance, LOL.

But I feel like there's some braveness in there too.

He takes INSANE (literally) journeys and shares them with the world, he does things most people just wouldn't do...

And let's just be real, things they SHOULDN'T DO.

LOL

But...

Zane takes one for the team.

He goes out there, he has the experience, he shares it in the moment...

And that is valuable. That has worth.
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#23
(04-17-2018, 10:31 PM)user Wrote: I have bigger arms.

It's not even 'big', it's just how they look.

He has beautiful arms and hands.
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#24
(04-17-2018, 10:31 PM)Trix Wrote: And I'd like to clarify by "most legit" YouTuber, I essentially just mean...

This guy LIVES life. Yeah, he's done a lot of meth and other drugs and he's an alcoholic and whatnot...

But he's gone out there and grabbed life by the BALLS (in his own way)...

He's a pretty brave motherfucker. I mean, yeah, it's probably total carelessness and ignorance, LOL.

But I feel like there's some braveness in there too.

He takes INSANE (literally) journeys and shares them with the world, he does things most people just wouldn't do...

And let's just be real, things they SHOULDN'T DO.

LOL

But...

Zane takes one for the team.

He goes out there, he has the experience, he shares it in the moment...

And that is valuable. That has worth.

Well frankly youtube and google can get fucked for all I care.
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#25
I do kinda have an arms/hands fetish though.
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#26
(04-17-2018, 10:31 PM)user Wrote: Well frankly youtube and google can get fucked for all I care.

TRUUUUE.

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#27
(04-17-2018, 10:32 PM)Trix Wrote: I do kinda have an arms/hands fetish though.

I have very large arms so you may need some valium if you touched them or you will be creaming all over the joint making a mess n shit.
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#28



2:03 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

I would NEVERRR pick up Zane hitchhiking, OR anyone ELSE for that matter!!!

But ZAAANE!!!

ROFLMAOLOL!!!!!!!!!

This fuckin' guy... it's THIS FUCKIN' GUY and everybody like him who are the ones hitchhiking and why you don't pick up hitchhikers ROFLMAOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

Could you imagine picking him up?? I can. I can fully completely imagine Zane as that CRAZY AS FUCK hitchhiker dude who was also super interesting that I gave a ride and then never saw again and remember/laugh about once every 3 or 4 years. Amazing shit.

LOL.

And look at him sitting there on the side of the road, he's totally laid back... laid back with his legs all sprawled out and everything, LOL. Ah man, epic gold. Epic, epic gold.

Zane is like... AT HOME, EVERYWHERE. LOL. WTF!? It's admirable in its own way.

4:10 wow, Zane got a ride from a cop and the cop didn't even ask him about being an obvious druggie and homeless person! I guess it's just obvious, the cop just knows who he's dealing with and just wants to get him the heck out of his jurisdiction probably. Gah, cops make me so fucking horny, I gotta stop talking about this and skip ahead in the vid.

5:25 WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Well... I guess when you're Zane, this is just the type of shit you run across and attract like a magnet, LMAO. Wow. Just wow. And I ain't even hatin'... I'm just sayin'.

LMFAO I am fucking into this fucking catnip guy and I can't even lie. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit.

Hooooooooly shit.

Wow.

I wonder when Zane was just like, "Alright buddy, I'm gonna go." LMFAO I love how he's just hanging out and recording. LOL.

This is so fucking great.

7:08 OMG Zane is just literally homeless vagranting it out behind the TRUCK STOP.

He FUCKING LOVES THIS. I KNOW HE DOES. I can tell. I CAN TELL HE LOVES IT.

8:29 - 8:35 ROFLMAFOMRALAMMFAOFLORALMAFAFOALRDLFOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better. Than any. Fucking. TV show.

9:40 people feel sorry for the dog (in the comments) and I can see that it does seem a bit like he is weary.

Strange karma for the both of them... strange, strange world.
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#29
(04-19-2018, 08:20 PM)Trix Wrote: 5:25 WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Well... I guess when you're Zane, this is just the type of shit you run across and attract like a magnet, LMAO. Wow. Just wow. And I ain't even hatin'... I'm just sayin'.

LMFAO I am fucking into this fucking catnip guy and I can't even lie. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit.

Hooooooooly shit.

i love the way he shot that with the dogs big head , pure genius and funny
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#30



0:16 OMG...

Sad Nana

See that's why you can't have sex. Seriously, can't have sex with anybody. Just no. No sex. No sex with anybody.

0:59 ROFLMAO... holiest of shits, GOD BLESS Zane. Forever and ever.

3:27 LOL Zane just fucking plops it down wherever the fuck he wants and just hangs the fuck out ROFLMAO.

8:20 God I hope he gets SOMEWHERE to stay fast for that dog's sake. He better fucking give that damn dog enough water, this shit is low key depressing.

9:10 walking 16 fucking miles though dammmnnn. Zane is fucking fit.

9:26 see, out of water. Man that's fucking gay. Poor dog.

11:23 six months since Zane took a legit shower. Agh man. Well. I mean it's sad for him too, but it's more sad for the dog cuz I just like animals more than I like people.

Still... very interesting ride with Zane, very interesting.
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#31



3:47 ROFL my oh my Zane has a way with words.

6:20 pretty fascinating how Zane lands free food. Actually, him having the dog is probably a lot of the reason they decide to help him. I wonder if he knows that and that's why he has the dog? Anyway... it was in Zane's chart that he's "lucky". I think this is part of it.

8:12 awww, that was really nice of Zane.

8:56 LMAOMG he's using the Catnip Guy song again. That's so epic.

Love Zane... hope he and the dog will make it.
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#32
lol at the gaysex trucker , makes ya wonder when he will run into a serial killer

i feel really bad for dog walking on hot pavement , the pads on his feet will burn off .. it happened to my chocolate lab one time
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#33
Well that's depressing as fuck.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#34



LIVVVINNNGGG.
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#35



Here's the comment I left on the video:

Quote:Zane hon I really think you need to find a home for Mack. A no kill shelter, or maybe even a viewer would take him. If you need that kinda TLC (hands all messed up and whatnot) then you know Mack needs some too. I know you're doing the best you can in your situation, but listen... our paths cross with others, and we walk together for a while, but ultimately our paths go separate ways again. It is what it is. It's time for you to find somewhere to hang your hat and somewhere to heal, Zane. Get some kind of job, get some kind of shelter, and take yourself off survival mode.

It doesn't have to end tragically for either one of them. But I feel that it will if Zane doesn't stop pushing it like this.

If he keeps leading this kinda lifestyle for too long without a break, it'll take a significant toll on him and knock years off his life... too much stress, in addition to all the other dangers and effects.

And as for Mack (the dog)... he does not want to be in this situation anymore. A woman already tried to 'rescue' him (Zane had him tied up outside while he went in a store) but the attempt was thwarted. Mack is attracting situations to himself which could provide him freedom from this life of constant roaming and discomfort and lack of water. But if Zane keeps trying to stand in the way, more drastic things will happen and ultimately the dog will either escape or he'll die.

Of course, Zane looks in bad shape... and yeah, that is sad. But Mack is an animal and like I said, I feel more for animals than I do for people. It's like one of the commenters on his video said, 'Zane has a choice... Mack doesn't.' Zane can change things and get a job somewhere or just go 'home' or whatever. And I get that he's trying to do that... but I think it's proving to be too much for this dog and hopefully Zane is smart enough and intuitive enough to know where to draw the line.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#36



1:20 ROFL Zane is so funny.

8:10 what a bunch of stupid drama re: Slab City.

Who the fuck has time for that stupid shit?

9:40 ROFLMAO oh dear heavens. Good Lord.

It's a nasty, cringey, disgusting world out there.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#37
Zane just shouted me out on his livestream and called me naughty...

Banana
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#38
thats how they break you in trix , i knew you were destined to live in a mud underground bunker ... you might just look alright all dirtied up madmax style
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#39
ROFLMAO oh dear God.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#40



54:50...

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