Zane Greene: Most Legit YouTuber Ever?
#41
I had to stop reading at him abandoning the dying wife and kids.

What an asshole. Seriously.

Maybe she is better off, but how fucking selfish!

Those poor children, who are losing their mom and have some absent nutcase druggie for a dad who doesn't give two shits about them so they'll probably end up in foster care.

Fucking bums and homeless people always have these kinds of self-absorbed stories--they just BAIL on everyone and leave problems in their wake.
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#42
The road is tempting




https://youtu.be/RaJRW_L9uZk
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#43



Zane's life honest to God blows me away LMAO. I can't even fucking believe it.

3:03 ooo, Zane has a nice gentle stroke!

Zane is so real y'all, OMG.

I feel kinda bad for him though. The drug and the drink has taken a toll on him.

What a fine man he would be if he had all his teeth!!!

He's such an enjoyable dude!!!

I still hold out hope some super rich elderly lady lookin' for lovin' will come and rescue Zane, maybe get him a mouthful of dental implants, give him the gambit of disease testing, and then make good out of him.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#44



0:39 Zane is surprised there are hookers and blow at a bar?? I'm surprised he's surprised. LMFAO! Hookers are EVERYWHERE man, of course they're there! As close as you are to the border, of course there's blow.

He went to the bar to get 'information' ROFLMAO.

Dude Zane is totally gonna catch AIDS if he keeps going this way.

I don't get the donkey thing, what do the donkeys stand for??

OMG is he trying to catch and sell a donkey??
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#45
The gold stuff is not bullshit actually but there is no chance he will get any of it, that's the concept. MI6 gathers bums all over the world and sends them shit load of supplies to become watchman of deposits from gold to lithium. Search about R.A.M (Mapuche Ancestral Resitance) on Argentina and Chile, they are doing exactly the same.
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#46



Zane "Glowstick Necklace" Greene.

Fuckin' guy. What a badass son of a bitch, look at him coming at us from an internet connection in the middle of literally motherfucking nowhere.

All that smoking of the weed gives that raspy voice... Zane needs to lay off the pipe and save his voice dude.

3:48 the WORLD is Zane's fucking home LOL. So awesome. His life is a trip. One big trip.

He's so hip and groovy with his vlogging all out in the open talking to his whole internet family wherever he goes.

I'd watch the whole thing, but there's a new video from Noelle and my coffee's ready!!!

Banana
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#47
(04-27-2018, 10:37 AM)Trix Wrote:


0:39 Zane is surprised there are hookers and blow at a bar?? I'm surprised he's surprised. LMFAO! Hookers are EVERYWHERE man, of course they're there! As close as you are to the border, of course there's blow.

He went to the bar to get 'information' ROFLMAO.

Dude Zane is totally gonna catch AIDS if he keeps going this way.

I don't get the donkey thing, what do the donkeys stand for??

OMG is he trying to catch and sell a donkey??

lets see, he is close to the border and  has mentioned catching donkeys in the past back at  slab city  

i think coming from this meth addict   we can  infer what zane will be doing in the near future to 'help out with the family'  

the dude is destined to become a drug mule for a mexican cartel  , i just hope  he documents it
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#48



0:50 I GOTCHYER MORAL AMBIGUITY RIGHT HERE BBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gyrates*

1:08 DAAAMN, Zane is WOKE as FUCK. Why doesn't he talk about stuff like this more often, the heck!?




Zane be knowin' some shit!

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Dude, Zane Fucking Greene is in a league of his own. Entirely.

I totally believe him though, he's definitely the real deal.

I have no idea what the hell he thinks he's doing.

But... LOL.

Very interesting person.




Poor sweet Zane.

He's still pretty sane for having taken that much LSD!!!

Banana




He's totally right though.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#49



Dude Zane sounds hella sober right now.

I dig it.

Awww, Zane rambling about the rocks and stuff...

It makes me want to cuddle him deep in my ladylair.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#50
OMFG Zane is wrestling a rattlesnake on livestream right now...


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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#51
He just killed it and everyone is telling him to bury the head cuz it could still bite.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#52
Holy fuck Zane is fucking amazing...

This entertainment is fucking worth millions upon millions of fucking dollars.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#53
This fucking video alone, LMAO.
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#54
He's gonna cook and eat the rattlesnake.

He's looking for the head now so he can put a 'massive rock' on top of it...

LMAO.

Sigh, hopefully he finds it and doesn't step on it.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#55
The way that fucking video ended was fucking insane...

ROFLMAO holy fuck everything Zane does is gold.

Pun intended.
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#56
Oh wait, the stream came back on.

But the stream died for a few seconds right after he showed the dead snake still slithering around and said "THE SNAKE JUMPED!"
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#57
They're telling him to skin the snake...

How do you fucking skin a snake?

Can't you just put the fucker over a fire and cook it and eat it? Come on.
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#58
Zane is trying to skin the snake and it's STILL moving on its own...

ROFLMAO this is FUCKING savage dude holy shit.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#59
The stream is shit though.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#60
HE'S GOT THE SNAKE HEAD IN HIS HAND.
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