Zane Greene: Most Legit YouTuber Ever?
It looks like YouTube is rather glitchy as it concerns livestreams on channels that aren't set up for monetization and whatnot...

I've seen like 5 different timestamps on that video, at one point it said it was around 6:59:00...

Just really weird stuff going on.

Like they've got those livestreams in a lower tier of importance when it comes to processing them or something.
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It still astounds me how YouTube can be so damn fucking glitchy when it's owned by the company that is trying to singlehandedly take over the internet, LMAO... Google can't even perfect a glitch free site. That's pretty amazing.
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Not sure if you wanna call it conspiracy, synchronicity, or spiritual warfare by higher entities (or not higher entities), but there is a dude who used to give scorpion secrets and it used to glitch every time he went "there"
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(06-12-2018, 01:19 PM)Guest Wrote: Not sure if you wanna call it conspiracy, synchronicity, or spiritual warfare by higher entities (or not higher entities), but there is a dude who used to give scorpion secrets and it used to glitch every time he went "there"

Well it's hard to say, isn't it?

What with all their algorithms and shadow censoring etc. it would be easy to dismiss the interference on technological feats rather than some function of nature...

But one must remember art mimics life, and it stands to reason that nature itself could have built into it various functions which inhibit or otherwise prevent the sharing of certain info.

The only question is, what are the elements which coincide to trigger such censorship to take place? I believe it's not so much the truths being spoken, as it is the people (therefore, energies) which are attempting to share the truths.
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Yeah...

Agreed...

Probably...
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1:45 mmmm, I swear it's moments like these when I can actually smell Zane's sweet hobo zest through the camera.

2:20 Zane just films in public like an absolute effortless pro, he just doesn't give one fuck whatsoever.

God... what a natural. What an absolutely shining example of someone whose DESTINY it is to share their fucking life.

Oooooh, Zane.

5:09 me too baby, me too.

6:52 ROFLROFL.
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You know...

4:12 it occurs to me that Zane exhibits a case of slight PTSD from being homeless...

Now the whole PTSD thing is overused as a terminology in my opinion.

But it's the closest thing I can think of to describe what I see in some of Zane's behavior.

Reminds me a bit of the guys who come home from fighting in wars and don't really know what the hell to do with themselves.

I think that is in the back of Zane's mind...

I think he fears he won't be entertaining if he's not going around living life on the edge, constantly on the move, etc.

I think there's a place inside Zane where he believes his success hinges on the kind of activity he's been showing us for the last year (basically).

The problem with that is that even it would get boring after a while, and that in its current state, there's no way to up the ante and keep going above and beyond.

If Zane doesn't raise his vibe, accept elevation, accept going around and doing the same ol' thing in a DIFFERENT way, on a different LEVEL...

He'll stagnate.

My vision for Zane's future includes him exploring THE WORLD. Where the focus isn't "How can I get there being homeless?" but instead, the focus is "How can I take a helicopter there and is there good reception?"
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Zane has some pretty intense power over electronics... he's absolutely doing the dance with those aetheric energies.

I feel bad for Zane having the kids over his head... it's such a bitch when you reproduce and you have that attachment to the kids which is almost like automatic guilt. Makes you have to do a whole bunch of ridiculous bullshit you wouldn't have to do otherwise.
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21:50 look how beautiful Zane is.
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Dude oh my God...



Zane's telling this story about how he almost got sex trafficked and murdered as a young traveler...

It's FUCKING disturbing.



4:36 - 5:08 I gotta admit, I busted out laughing. But this story is just FUCKED up.

10:17 LMFAOLOLOL.

Ah wow, what a fucked up story man, that shit took the cake.

This is another story about kidnapping:



4:06 ROFLROFL.

5:03 - 5:42 LMFAO dear God Zane... dear God.

6:30 - 6:38 ROFLMAO WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?

6:57 Insane Clown Posse, ROFLMAO. 7:07 OMG this is horrible.

8:09 BWAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK!!!

9:06 OMG that's honestly creepy as shit.

10:33 oh wow man... interesting. Zane's fucking LIFE THOUUUGHHH.

This is the video where those videos were linked:


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6:20 LMFAOLOLOL.

7:30 BWAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.

Yikes, just yikes.
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Zane's back in a hotel room...

Wonder what his plan is??

Hoteling it up must mean he's pretty close to his goals.
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I've been absent for most of this livestream, housework etc., so no ballpark on the timestamps...



It seems like Zane has a martyr concept going on here re: going home to see his kids.

What I mean is, I can see his vision of events in his mind's eye when he talks about how he's going to show up whilst recording so that there will be a lot of witnesses and how he'll "win either way"...

Like if they react badly and get ridiculous, he'll win, and if they don't react badly and just let him hang out with the kids, he'll also win.
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He also said that if his wife goes crazy on him when he arrives, the video will go viral...

That really isn't a guarantee.

Whatever Zane is planning, how ever he's envisioning it in his mind's eye...

I have no doubt he has the best intentions to see his children and encourage them.

But I think he's underestimating how hysterically retarded women can truly be.
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Hmmm 
Trix doing household chores

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LMFAO Zane is in the bath tub and he's about to eat a can of tortilla soup!!!

Fuckin' guy is legendary!!!

Oh my God Zane says he's about to talk dirty!!!

He said his ultimate fantasy is a weed necklace and edible cherry Starburst underwear.

Low key the most vanilla shit I've ever heard, but I appreciate the effort!!!

Bwahahahaha...

Zane is a naughty boy tonight.

Love you, fella.

I really didn't expect to see Zane in the tub again... sigh. It's a beautiful sight.

Bwahahaha... I just had a hilarious thought.

Think of this whole entire thing from Mack's view.

He has NOOO IDEA who the hell Zane is talking to all the time, LMFAO!!!

I mean he probably does cuz he's probably pretty intuitive, like he probably gets there's something going on with the phone/camera and whatnot. Like I'm sure he knows a thing or two about it.

But it's just kinda hilarious to suddenly think for the first time that Mack sees things that way. LMFAO.

Look at this righteous livestream thumbnail...

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Look how gorgeous Zane is, 68 people watching him take a fucking bath...

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Legend. Pure, sheer, total legend.

Dude I have noooooo idea what Zane is talking about.

He's getting out of the tub, he turned the camera around so we can't see him.

Zane locked himself out of the hotel room and now he's having to cut the broadcast so he can call his friend whose name is on the room and get the front desk to talk to them to verify identity.

Aaand he's back in.
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I'd like to be in that bed with Zane and all the other ladies are saying the same thing!!!
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Slept on cam til the phone went dead...

What a master.

Zane Greene, we salute you.

You are THE man.
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Awwwe, LOL, Zane has a great personality even when he first wakes up in the morning!!! So adorable!!!

I hope he leaves the toilet open so Mack can drink out of it while he's gone. If he doesn't... it may take days before he can get any food or water if Zane doesn't come back.

6:36 Zane is a fascinating study.

50:23 ah wow, that's a good point, I hadn't thought of that... and look how much the idea hurts Zane.

58:13 Zane is like the morally ambiguous MacGyver of YouTube.

Zane and I both work on the internet. We're so cool.

1:02:05 - 1:02:12 awwwe, Mack is so cute! I used to read people say Mack was cute, and I'd be like WTF no he's not. But I'll be gosh darned if I haven't legitimately thought he was cute like 3 or 4 times since then.

So he's having to leave the hotel room and maybe he'll get back into a room later.

1:09:40 you gotta admit, Zane looks damn good. I dig the shaved head mohawk thingy and the trimmed up beard.
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Mhm 
hey trix, kara hates me too now cos of the comments on 11th june texas scuttlebug livestream... can i be in your club? lol <3 seriously tho i have a v dark abusive ex, last thing i would do is obsesses over him and watch him for hours on end... Want him to block other peeps etc.. I got as far away from that mess as i could, changed my name, face, hair and location... Hmmm... In the UK we are a defamation nation, if you are making big claims you better have the receipts to back it up. Don't let your mouth write cheques, the facts can't cash. Slander is nasty. Narcissistic abusers often go on a smear campaign i had it done to me. I used to think zane was awful and feel so bad for kara. Now I dunno. I mean she threatened to kill mack. Mack is sweet boy, underneath the bloody fangs and scary bark. 
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