Trix Malone's Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
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The discovery of Zane Greene began on the 'SLABBERS' thread:

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2927-post-...l#pid40867

He's basically homeless and living in the infamous Slab City.

Here's what I've written about him so far:

(02-10-2018, 07:47 PM)Trix Wrote:


You honestly gotta be a total idiot to take your wife with you to Slab City, let alone your KIDS.

You can tell this guy is a burnt out fucking pothead before he even mentions pot in this video...

*rolls eyes*

Fuckin' guy's on more than pot too. He said he's found 'love' and 'compassion' and acceptance...

LMAO yeah because he's got stuff they WANT.

They're probably spiking the water and stuff.

A lot of the comments on that vid are spot on.

It's really depressing to think this guy brought his kid(s) to that place.





2:05 holy fuck this guy...

This guy is crazy as hell.

Actually, no, he's just dumb.

These people are SO FUCKED UP on God only knows what.

This is honestly sad as shit, LMAO.

2:52 this dude trying to tell the YouTuber guy that these hunks of PYRITE are GOLD.

LMFAO HOLLLYYY SHITTT.

Wow, this is just FUCKED up.

I honestly like this dumbass trying to sell the guy on some fool's gold though...

At least that crook motherfucker knows himself, he knows who the fuck he is.

Meanwhile this hippie dumbass pothead asshole doesn't know DICK, and he's just a tragedy waiting to happen.





Look, he's even putting his dog in danger by being in that Slab City shithole.

What the fuck man.





Oh wow.

So it's clear in this video that this guy is a druggie, like a longtime druggie.

Like way above and beyond his time at Slab City, LMAO.

Surely to God THIS guy doesn't have a "wife" and "kids".

The fuck was he talking about in that first video then??

Blah...

Sad. You can tell this guy could have been a successful person...

He would have been intelligent without all the weed and drugs.

Really just too bad.

He's tripping so hard. He thinks he's gonna find gold.

What the hell? He's like 170 years too late on that California gold diggin' thingy.

This must be some kinda mental disorder. Looking for gold? Really? Wow.





Somebody mentioned 'supervised visits' in the comments re: his wife and kid.

So apparently they're not with him.

Wow, she didn't want SHIT from the guy, she just wanted him to fucking LEAVE.

So yeah this guy is like a longtime drug addict and total loser.

Wow that's so sad... wonder what the hell happened to him?

Must have been abused as a kid.

He met a guy named "Light" who gave him food and stuff...

The heck? Sounds like some angels been getting embodied and helping these druggies!

Wow dude this is fucked up, honestly.

He met a 'lady named Mojo'...

MOJO!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?

WHAT IS WITH THESE NAMES LMAO OMG!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Very interesting though.





Here's the vid about his divorce...

So he took off to California to dig for gold in order to make money to save his family?

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Someone in the comments said his wife is sick and that he's 'abandoned' her and the kids.

Well I have to be honest...

Having this guy with all his problems leave you and the kids is probably not a bad thing...

If she's really sick, she might just get better with him out of their lives.


Here's the story...



So he didn't have a dad in his life... mom was a drug addict. So it's likely he got abused.

His wife comes into his life and tries to get him on the straight and narrow.

This vid was April 2017 and he said his wife has stage 4 cancer with a 'short prognosis'.

So basically he's...

Started doing super hardcore drugs since early 2017, decided that he needs to leave his dying wife in her final months, and their children, and go off to dig for gold in Slab City.

That's some sad shit y'all.

I mean yeah, the terminally ill wife story is enough to drive anybody to drink...

But to start doing hardcore drugs and then run off to a homeless encampment in the family van? Lil drastic.

Wonder if his wife is still alive? I don't see any obvious video titles about it in the recent months, so. Hm.





Yeah, this guy is totally what was killing his wife. I mean he sounds totally selfish and obnoxious...

Saying he was all depressed and stuff being with his wife and family. He literally made his wife sick.

I bet she has gotten better since he left. He's happy being a druggie in Slab City, building his dirt house.

I am not even trolling the guy... I honestly believe depression and a bad attitude can cause cancer.

I really believe that how you feel effects not only you but the people around you.

What he said at 1:15 was so telling... she didn't like him as an alcoholic (well no shit) but then he started doing super hardcore drugs and got so bad it made her miss the alcoholic version of him. LMAO, it ain't rocket science, buddy. Not hard to understand.

Meh, this guy is an asshole. Now he's gonna destroy his life on YouTube for the entire fucking world to see.

1:55 so he's trying to say he only drinks... LMAO I'm sorry but it's more than clear he is on hard drugs. He seems to be in super hardcore denial about it too.


Nobody goes to Slab City to get 'mentally, physically and emotionally fit'... LMAO.

He said it in the first video I uploaded...

You can get as many drugs of whatever kind that you want in Slab City. He even knew down to the cent how much it costs to sit around and do meth all day there, LOL, I mean come on!

He's a pretty bad liar.

He won't leave Slab City. If he does, it'll just be so he can go hang around somewhere else and be homeless.


Imagine if that was your friggen dad...

A total piece of crap who literally abandoned you and your dying mother to go and live in a homeless encampment and build a dirt house.

Imagine losing your mother and only having that left. You'd have a grandparent... IF you were lucky. And you'd get to watch how your druggie dad destroyed his life when you find his antique YouTube videos 6 or 8 years from now.





Somebody in the comments said this dude looks like Vince the ShamWow guy... ROFLMAOLMOALOLMAOLOLOL.



To be honest though...

Who the hell would wanna live around the biggest bombing range in the country??

That sounds like a recipe for cancer too.

Nothing to do with Slab City... it's that ENTIRE area that is a bombing range.

This fucking guy.

He's saying he's "gotta leave" and that video was December 2nd. He's still at Slab City as of yesterday.





10:07 look he's even got a cute chick helping him build his dirt house, what the fuck?!

If the guy wasn't a druggie slowly destroying his life, he would be entertaining to watch.





I watched like 10 seconds of this video and there's no way I'd watch any more of it...

But those two dudes she's sitting with seem pretty nice.

I like the big quiet one, he's probably a teddybear under that gruff exterior.

This Zane guy is basically an example of the TYPICAL Slabber...

Probably wouldn't ax murder or rape you, and is 100% tripping balls 24/7.

The ones who do hang out and rape people do it A LOT though.

I can tell just from the vids I've seen on this thread...

Total rape haven. Total lawlessness. So many drugs around, they just drug and rape all the time.





You can tell this guy isn't tripping as hard as usual in this video.

Apparently his poor dog has been attacking people...

And folks in the comments are saying that is the way you get targeted by arsonists etc. at Slab City.

If you have a dog or something they don't like, they get it dealt with.

This guy and everybody like him really sucks for putting animals in harm's way like this.

It's just a sad story for everyone and everything involved.





I don't even know what the fuck to say about this.





This guy has some pretty nasty trolls in the comments section! And people call ME an asshole!

LOL, he was traveling by 'tracking' the mountains in the moon light at night and he got lost.

Well no fucking shit! Facepalm. So he's out in the desert with no idea where to get water.

And he's got that poor dog with him. That's so sad. FFS.

It's one hell of an adventure he's got going on here... kind of amazing honestly.

Again, it would be really great if he wasn't wasting away on drugs.

I wonder how the fuck he has cellphone service when he's literally homeless?

5:08 LMAO he just lit up a fuckin' pipe. As he's talking about how he has no water.

Face fucking my fucking palm right now. My God.

And how he's eating this big huge dry hunk of 'apple cinnamon' shit from an MRE.

This guy is honestly dumb as a box of shit.

He's totally gonna pass out in the desert someday and the dog is totally gonna eat him face first.

Okay I admit it, I stole that line from one of the comments somebody left, LMAO.

What kinda karma does a dog have if it ends up with this dude walking it around for miles in the desert and putting its life at risk by keeping it around Slab City?

Unbelievable.








LMAO, these comments, oh my God. This guy's audience is SAVAGE.

"Gold crazed hobo ninjas" LMFAOMG ROFL. Aw, wow. I almost feel kinda bad about laughing at this.

2:35 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Okay.

I just made the decision to be unashamedly entertained by this total dumbass.

He's tripping SO HARD he honestly thinks somebody's following him.

Wow man. This fucking guy's channel. This fucking guy's life. Wow.





How the hell does he edit videos?? Does he have a laptop or something?

He does a pretty good job really. Just surprising that he has a cellphone and service.

His dying wife probably pays for it.

Hopefully she can recover from her illness and find a new zest for life with him out of the picture.

I'd be moving off and not telling him where the hell I was going...

In one of his video descriptions he said he's trying to get a horse so he can ride back to Texas.

LMAO! I'd up and move and not give him any clue as to where I went...

Not like he can do anything about it. He'd probably be relieved.

Wouldn't want that druggie asshole riding up on horseback and finding me and the kids with their new daddy.

I really gotta wonder what this guy's zodiac signs are.

5:40... this freakin' loser is so lucky to have that dog with him on his sad gold crazed ninja hobo travels.

Wow, I can't believe it, I actually found his birthdate. He's a Scorpio Monkey. I wouldn't have guessed either one.


I read his astrological chart...

It says that he's good at working with soil and that he's good with dogs and that he is good at working with herbs and medicinal plants.

LMFAO, you just cannot make this shit up.

OH MY GOD.

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS.

YOU HAVE GOT TO LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!

http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...47a-xl.png

Fucking wow.

My mind is blown.

It's blown.

I'm done.

I can't even.

Wow. Just wow.



HIS FUCKING BIRTH CHART LITERALLY SAYS HE DISPLAYS AN "OBSESSIVE ATTACHMENT TO GOLD".

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!


Fucking wow.

FUCK ANYONE who says astrology is bullshit.


HE WAS BORN WITH A DEGREE THAT LITERALLY WARNS AGAINST GOLD HOARDING.

Fucking THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE, PEOPLE.


http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...8cd-xl.png

ARCHAEOLOGY.





Well, at least he can admit it.





He's lost the freaking van between November and now.

Things have just been going more and more downhill.

But it seems like he's just been happier and happier.

Wonder what the hell is gonna happen with this guy?



You know, honestly I feel like I was a little too hard on this Zane loser with my posts on this thread...

I don't take it back or anything, I'm just saying...

He's a pretty entertaining motherfucker and his astrology chart looks pretty good, so I mean, at least he's happy.

He's happy ALONE. He's not happy with a family and all that shit.

So no I'm not saying that the family is better off without him because I'm trying to be MEAN... I'm being literal, it's better for him AND for them.

And I'm not saying he gave his wife cancer just to be MEAN... I really think that they were all just so unhappy that it literally manifested in dis-ease and addictions.


But for real, how fucked up would it be if Zane's wife lied to him about having cancer because she knew he wouldn't be able to handle it and it would make him run away? That'd be one hell of a way to get rid of the guy!!!





16:20 - 16:46 ROFLMAO.

18:38 LMFAO oh my damn. It's at this point that I realize I've actually known people like Zane.

The problem I see with Zane's videos is him talking about ANYONE from Slab City. He shouldn't address questions about these people he's interviewed on his channel, while he's still staying there. Very unwise.

25:20 ROFLMAO... entertaining as hell though.

I can't hate this guy. I really can't.

Wonder though, has Zane heard about how YouTube/AdSense is about to fuck everybody, or does he somehow meet the requirements? Cuz... he has 1.5K subs on this channel. Which doesn't meet the requirements. One of his other channels has a lot more subs, but I can't imagine it has enough views to meet the requirements. But anyway.

35:42 ROFLMAOMFAOMFAOALFAOFALFAOL WTF!!?!?!?1?1?1?1??!!

This Zane guy is searching for gold, when he IS the gold.

52:40 and I really wonder what the fuck the rest of the video could possibly be about.

1:12:00 LOL... his wife is in the chat and he's talking about how he's gonna ride in on horseback and spank her. ROFL that is undeniably hot. Never gonna happen. But still a nice thought. ROFLMAO @ the bombs going off in the background... that ambience though! Paired with the hat?! Flashbacks though!

Sigh.

I can't dislike this guy. I really can't.

1:20:22...

"Quit talking about it, and be about it." - Zane Greene, 2018

1:57:12 - 1:57:43 this fuckin' guy, LMAO, holy hell... HIS LIFE THOUGH. What a fucking trip.

2:08:35 ROFL.

Definitely my new favorite YouTuber. The guy grows on you. He really does.





ROFLMAO running and hiding from imaginary hobos...

This fucking guy blows away anybody I've ever seen sharing any kind of real life 'adventure' on the fuckin' YouTubes.

I mean HOLY SHIT. This fuckin' guy makes every TV show ever look like the most boring piece of crap. I mean honest to God... YouTube houses all the entertainment we would ever need or want, from now til the end of viable human existence on planet earth. ROFLMAO, like. Wow. And it's shit like THIS. Regular people doing CRAZY shit, REAL shit, not some dumb as fuck scripted prank crap. Not some coddled piece of trash rich-boys going around the world filming dead bodies in suicide forests, ROFL, no bitch. This Zane guy does shit on levels of PURE AND TOTAL REALNESS that none of those sorry ass little pansy faggots could ever come close to. This fucking guy LIVES it, HE LIVES IT.

Bwahahahahaha oh my God. This is great. This shit is GREAT.

6:15 LMFAO oh my absolute total God.

I mean LOOK AT THIS SHIT. WHAT?!

This guy's LIFE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE REALNESS OF IT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just fucking amazing. It's truly amazing. Holy fucking shit.





0:10 LMFAO, okay you know what, I'm subscribing to this guy...

Fuck it, absolutely fuck it. I wanna know the minute this motherfucker uploads a vid, holy fuck.

This fucking guy, wow, LMAO! Just wow...

He makes great videos for being a homeless vagrant, I mean you gotta give the guy props.

You GOTTA.

The music, the editing... LMAO. It's top notch, legit AF YouTuber style right there.

He better not stop making videos when he realizes YouTube isn't gonna let him monetize, LMAO.

For real. I'll be so fucking disappointed, LMAO, OMG.

1:07 OMG. HOLY hell. AAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. This fucking guy just found an unopened beer in a trash heap in the middle of the FUCKING DESERT and he OPENED THAT SHIT AND DRANK IT.

WHAT the all out TOTAL FUCK.

Humans, dude...

REAL fucking humans OMG LMAO...  

THIS is fucking entertainment. TV never had ANYTHING on this shit, not even the greatest shows EVER, I SWEAR.

You just can't make this shit up, LMAO.

People in the comments are saying he ran across a pile of 'dead people' who 'never made it across the border' OMG.

What the fuck is gonna happen with this guy?! What's gonna happen!?

This poor dog...

Facepalm

What the fuck did these two do to end up in this situation LMAO.

8:45 dude damn, sounds like Zane's having some deep thoughts bro.

What the hell is with the end of this video, who the fuck is James???

What the hell is going on? ROFLMAO. Agh, wow. Stay away from drugs, kids...

Not even once. Not. Even. Once.

Double Facepalm

The last few mins. of this video, LMAO what the honest total fuck.


This guy needs his own thread.

Wanna read more commentary?!

Check out The Zane Greene Chronicles: Part 1!!!


http://www.sectual.com/thread-9590.html
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.







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