Zane Greene: Most Legit YouTuber Ever?
(07-09-2018, 08:32 PM)Guest Wrote: I never have a problem with my penis when drunk and i have knocked up a few rhesus negative chicks...they are drawn to me , i am english and spanish and love bangin sexy blondes

Thanks for this information, albeit on the wrong thread.

I'm not really blonde, I'm more of a light brown...

But I'm more blonde than some brown haired people I know who are so obsessed with blonde hair that they actually call themselves blondes.

See, I don't give a fuck about that silly shit.

Trix has more important things to think about than some dumb shit like hair color.

BTW, lil disturbed over the fact that you profess to have impregnated chicks, yet you have no babychildren... at least not as far as Trixie knows.

Surely you ain't advocatin' that thar abortion, Guest?
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(07-09-2018, 08:32 PM)Guest Wrote: I never have a problem with my penis when drunk and i have knocked up a few rhesus negative chicks...they are drawn to me , i am english and spanish and love bangin sexy blondes

Well your idea of drunk is probably a little different to others.
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(07-09-2018, 07:07 PM)Trix Wrote:


1:47 - 1:59 BAHAHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHA!!! I looooooooooove this motherfucker.

3:14 OMFG ROFRRRRFLFLFLFMAOFLAOLOL!OL!OL!O!L!!! HOLLLY SHIT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

3:57 dude I'm not even gonna lie, if I saw Zane walking around in WalMart lookin' like that, all drunk and pissy, I would fucking absolutely proposition him for sex.

This guy is fucking amazing. FUCKING amazing. Leagues beyond entertained right now. Leagues and leagues.

6:19 whoa whoa, did he just shit talk cinnamon candy??? Oh my God. That might be a dealbreaker. I fucking love cinnamon candy, I've written about my love of cinnamon candy many times. I take this a lil bit personal. Lil less horny now, NGL.

8:05 LMFAO oh Zane, stop saying shit just to be rebellious... you're so transparent. Hah! I'd smack the shit out of you.

8:36 - 8:49 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHH MY freakin' fuck, Zane, fucking love you man holy shit LMFAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

This is fuckin' amazing. I mean I totally hate drunk people, but... bahahahahaha.

9:50 LMFAOOOLOLOLOL he's eating the fucking chips in the store, ROFLROFLROFL!!! Dude I've always despised people who start eating the shit in the store before they even buy it, sooo trashy!!! ROFLROFL!!! This is epic gold!!!

Fucking love this fucking guy, God bless.

There's entertainment... and then there's Zane.

13:22... the Universe is sabotaging Zane right now. You gotta pay attention to the placement of those inexplicable repeats... think it doesn't mean anything? Think again. LOL! :)

13:56 look at that sexy fucking neck though. Zane looks so retardedly hot in that sexyass shirt with the popped collar, I'm literally cumming myself right now. Makes me wanna bang so fucking hard.

15:15 - 15:31 she wants to leave snail tracks on that sweet meat.

18:36 BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God dude... I fuckin' love you Zane Greene.

19:06 LMAO poor baby needs a pedicure!!!

19:40 oh fuck yeah, we gonna get to see Zane suck down on that big boy?!

What the fuck, he's biting it off. You're supposed to SUCK IT, Zane, SUCK IT!!! Don't act like you don't know, bitch!!!

22:26 look at Zane's beautiful red hair!!!

This is where I tuned in earlier.
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At around 17 min. Zane discussing/ bragging how mack fucks up other dogs. This side of zane i do notlike, i do not like his attitude about how others need to 'learn' about macks toughness by getting nearly killed. Zane could end up in federal prison if he keeps picking fights with his dog. Other than that my darling trix i enjoyed listening to zane here ad he walks across the valley of death.


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Yes, Zane is very interesting... I've learned a lot from him.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA Goonies are fuckin' LOOOOOOOOVIN' having Zane's fine housebitch ass up in there, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

They have fine taste, that's for sure... I'd like to tackle that filthy hobo motherfucker and rub one out all over his shoulders. Hump him like a fucking teddybear.

Look at 'em, Goonies are fucking swooning so hard... they're like "Thaaank you Joann" for delivering us this savory hunk of grade A top choice meat...


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Thumbs Up 
@ 6 SEC. Wow kara is cute ...kenny likey



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Seems like he had a version of a similar intro not long ago on one of his videos, and I approved of it just to be nice... it was his first edited video in a while and it was just kinda cool to see some newness.

But...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1436.html

In general they're absolutely atrocious.

Better off to head straight into the video.

Especially if it's not a well made intro.

Zane's former intros have all been basically crap, EXCEPT for the very short and colorful one with the upbeat song that he was using for most of the videos on this thread.

Whilst I think intros are totally pointless and unnecessary (this isn't TV folks, wake the fuck up), the shorter they are and the more well made they are, the better (if you're gonna force them on your audience, which you shouldn't).

If your intro is whack, it tinges the whole video from a 'quality' standpoint. People can't detect whether you're low quality or not as easily if you don't have an atrocious intro to immediately give it away.

What's bad about this situation is that Zane ISN'T low quality (at all). If he sucked and was using that intro, then fine... but he doesn't, therefore the intro is a real problem.
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He going to take a shower lol
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Ah finally a livestream!

Best part about livestreams is that you can't put an intro on them...
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Mack keepin an eye out for his nude hobo, dogs are cool that way they can syep up for people who need extra care
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LOL the "shower" is a fucking sewer pipe emptying into a hole in the ground!!!

You have to climb into the hole with a ladder!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Zane's phones, man...

They really live life on the edge.

Mmmm God...

Zane is a fucking blast.

22:00 ahhh, God this is great.

I love watching Zane touch his desert baked hobo body.

Zane "Legendary" Greene.
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I think the goonies are starting to get bothered by all zanes talking and sittin around and permanent holiday mentality. They want their electrical grid worked on and think they deserve a week hard labour out of this hobo they. aquired
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I got Zane's hard week of labor right here...

*gyrates*
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Cal Sherpa's come to the Goonies Farm and now them and him and Zane are hanging out with everybody and they're getting high and eating In and Out burgers.
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24:00 I can feel Zane's presence through the perspective of Cal...

I like their connection, it's nice. It's rather zen.

Nobody else in there right now is pinging.

Probably because they're used to Zane being there by now.

29:00 awww, Zane is so tired.

Duuude, fuck this, I'm going to sleep.
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DUDE OMFGGGLMFAOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!



It's a Zane videos compilation channel!!!!!!!!!!
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Holy shit he actually took the dumpster pills hahahahaha wtf?
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(07-12-2018, 02:32 AM)Trix Wrote: DUDE OMFGGGLMFAOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!



It's a Zane videos compilation channel!!!!!!!!!!

He is literally like a cat,fuck 9 lives. I think he's push'in a100 already! Lol
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(07-12-2018, 02:32 AM)Trix Wrote:


1:10 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK HOW SPACE COWBOY IS JUST STARING AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!

2:40 LMFAOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

The cringe is so deep and hard!!!

4:30 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK ANYBODY who’s still watching TV because THIS SHIT stomps TV’S LIMP FUCKING DICK in the DIRT.

5:26 WTFLMFAO.

11:20 - 11:30 LMFAOLOLOL I know he’s right, I bet she totally did, but on re-watch that sounds a whole lot like “SHE WANTED IT”... ROFLMFAOLOL.
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