I've started eating a ton of garlic...
#41
Fungi likes that bushmeat.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#42
(03-09-2018, 08:50 PM)Trix Wrote: Fungi likes that bushmeat.

Hell yeah crusty and hairy woaaaaahhh!
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#43
You are a truly disgusting person, Fungi.

Love ya hon!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#44
(03-09-2018, 09:04 PM)Trix Wrote: You are a truly disgusting person, Fungi.

Love ya hon!

Big Grin  Pog in the Hells Angels was more disgusting lol
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#45
(03-09-2018, 09:04 PM)Trix Wrote: You are a truly disgusting person, Fungi.

Love ya hon!

And its Fungus not Fungi, and I smell nice and have nice clothes on with big arms and shoulders and I have a shower every day.
Just cos I like munching crusty hairy thrush pussy don't make me disgusting, its just me way! Big Grin
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#46
I know you are deeply in love with me, Fungi.

When are we to wed?

I wish to become Australian so that I may bathe naked in one of your pink salt lakes.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#47
she will have a husband on every continent , make sure you have all your shots fungus
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#48
(03-09-2018, 09:10 PM)Trix Wrote: I know you are deeply in love with me, Fungi.

When are we to wed?

I wish to become Australian so that I may bathe naked in one of your pink salt lakes.

I am not in love with you, I like you though, you seem more interesting than the other prostitutes Big Grin
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#49
(03-09-2018, 09:14 PM) Wrote: she will have a husband on every continent , make sure you have all your shots fungus

Well if you are female I will take you then? You seem clean.
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#50
http://www.ilovetraveling.org/oceania-de...r-view.jpg

I wish to submerge my bootycrack in those salty waters...

I wish to feel the sweet pink waves lapping away at my lusty bushmeat.

I wish to drown the iniquities of my nether regions in this dreamy, exotic, ethereal pool.

Make it so!

Fungus Maximus and Trixmegistus.

It is written in the stars.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#51
(03-09-2018, 09:19 PM)Trix Wrote: http://www.ilovetraveling.org/oceania-de...r-view.jpg

I wish to submerge my bootycrack in those salty waters...

I wish to feel the sweet pink waves lapping away at my lusty bushmeat.

I wish to drown the iniquities of my nether regions in this dreamy, exotic, ethereal pool.

Make it so!

Fungus Maximus and Trixmegistus.

It is written in the stars.

That is algy you will die Big Grin
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#52
Please change my name to Fungus Maximus I rather like that name......
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#53
WHERE MY RING AT BITCH?
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#54
(03-09-2018, 09:50 PM)Trixmegistus Wrote: WHERE MY RING AT BITCH?

I dropped it in the toilet with my wallet Sad  The dog ate it? Big Grin  Ok the cat ate it? Shy
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#55
Ravens huge fucking ravens came in my car window and stole it out of my car and they were negras!
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#56
I paid the jew jeweler the money and forgot to sign the paperwork?
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#57
It's okay.

We don't need a ring.

I love you that much.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#58
(03-09-2018, 09:59 PM)Trixmegistus Wrote: It's okay.

We don't need a ring.

I love you that much.

Awwww I will make a ring out of scrap metal and engrave it!
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#59
Ill even get it galvanized so it wont rust! Even when one day you hate me and throw it away! Scientists will dig it up and find out about us!
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#60
That would be so much specialer.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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