Tic Tac Gum

[Mister Obvious]

FUCK ME that shit is GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I WANT IT IN ALL FLAVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

ESPECIALLY CINNAMON.

[Mister Obvious]

I'LL PROBABLY CHEW THIS WHOLE THING IN ONE SITTING.

[Mister Obvious]

I put in like 4 pieces and it's like the size of half a stick of gum.

And you guys know me...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-3758.html

[Mister Obvious]

*puts in 6 more pieces*

[Mister Obvious]

Thaaaat's more like it!

[Mister Obvious]

It says it's made in a place called Parsippany, NJ.

THAT'S SUCH A PRETTY NAME THOUGH.

ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY.

[Mister Obvious]

APPARENTLY IT LOOKS LIKE THIS:

http://focusedremediationseminars.com/wp...y-NJ-2.png

ON INCREDIBLY RARE OCCASIONS.

[Mister Obvious]

*4 more pieces*

[Mister Obvious]

It really is incredibly good though.

For not being Fruit Stripe.

[Mister Obvious]

The concept of chewing gum is really kinda gross.

[Mister Obvious]

I wouldn't want a regular Tic Tac again after this.

[Mister Obvious]

'56 pieces'...

They make it sound like a lot.

It says there are 9 servings in here.

But this is like 2 servings for me.

[user94]

I heard they are making sperm flavored pineapple just for you now

[Mister Obvious]

*bites lip*

[wendy]

It really is incredibly good though.

For not being Fruit Stripe.

[Image: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3nNYDoWcAU98Rf.jpg]

[Mister Obvious]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK THAT WHACKED OUT SOYBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEAVE FRUIT STRIPE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IGNORE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

So, my second go with the Tic Tac gum...

I have some thoughts.

Sorbitol is a laxative.

My advice would be...

Don’t.

[Huginn]

LOLOL

Only you could turn a thread about gum into a slandering of NJ