Cheesy murder mystery novel titles and extreme plot summaries...
#1
Dancing Banana 
“DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Winner of a refrigerator giveaway receives shipment of refrigerator WITH A BODY INSIDE.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#2
Ya don't need a broken fridge to transport dead bodies you just need a wood chipper and a cattle truck.
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#3
(04-15-2018, 08:09 AM)Trix Wrote: “DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Winner of a refrigerator giveaway receives shipment of refrigerator WITH A BODY INSIDE.



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#4
Dancing Banana 
(04-15-2018, 08:09 AM)Trix Wrote: “DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Winner of a refrigerator giveaway receives shipment of refrigerator WITH A BODY INSIDE.

Kay Hanley what a hottie


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#5
(04-15-2018, 08:09 AM)Trix Wrote: “DEAD GIVEAWAY”...

Oh that´s a good one! The sequel is even better! "Cold Case".





































































































































































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#6
OMG LMAO COLD CASE, I GET IT BWAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#7
What is with your blank shit you dumb little gork?
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#8
It’s called comedic timing, Fungi you pansy faggid!!!
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#9
(04-15-2018, 10:02 AM)Trix Wrote: OMG LMAO COLD CASE, I GET IT BWAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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#10
Still cracking me the fuck up.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#11
LMFAO... I just read that "slave owner thread", and I just realized... "Cracking" me the fuck up... LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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#12
Um No
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#13
I guess that´s not where it´s from... But still... Big Grin
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#14
Shut up and get naked.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#15
"THE PLOT THICKENS"
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#16
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#17
"TWO IN THE BUSH"
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#18
"BIRDS OF A FEATHER"...

Prostitutes found brutally murdered, tarred and feathered, behind an Atlantic City bowling alley.

PERP DRESSES UP LIKE BIG BIRD, HAS SESAME STREET FETISH.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#19
(04-15-2018, 10:30 AM)Trix Wrote: It’s called comedic timing, Fungi you pansy faggid!!!

I aint no pansy fag how dare you call me that I will put you over my knee!
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#20
“FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH”...

Pawn shop owner takes people in the back and STRAIGHT UP MURDERS their asses when they bring in expensive shit!!!

Banana

“HIGH STEAKS”...

Chef at a ritzy restaurant sells PEOPLE-MEAT STEAKS cut from the murdered fucks in “FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH” OMG WHEN CASTS COLLIDE!!!

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“WHEN CASTS COLLIDE”...

Warped doctor kidnaps patients, puts them in full body casts, hangs them from the ceiling of a warehouse and crashes them together until they DIEEE!!!

“THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKIN’”...

Shoe designer jilted by lover kidnaps and kills lover and makes A BITCHIN’ PAIR OF ANKLE BOOTIES OUT OF THEIR SKIN!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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