Van Living, Stealth Camping: Vince and Noelle Amendola
(09-21-2017, 07:22 AM)Guest Wrote: so many bad things happen in the bathroom , it must be from an earlier trauma

i really don't understand these people who leave bathroom doors open and walk in/out while someone is making a poo

everyone needs privacy and this is her greatest fear

Noelle had to squat a shit next to OTHER PEOPLE in the woods...

Leaves, twigs, and likely all manner of tiny winged pests tickling her undoubtedly pristine bunghole.

Mr. Fun and Jeff have been vastly different experiences, and I think the civilized world would all prefer Jeff.

Jeff actually wins on all fronts, especially sexually, with Vince as a close second.
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Also can I just say I’m grateful for this thread because it forever commemorates Vince and Noelle’s togetherness.

The heartwarming, side splitting adventure that was Noelle and Vince will never be forgotten.

It will never be Noelle and Jeff. It will never be Noelle and anyone else. It will always be Noelle and Vince.

The internet never forgets. And I for one hold out hope that Vince and Noelle will be one of those couples who actually remarries each other.

So romantic!

The best case scenario as I see it for Noelle is to record some albums with Jeff, tour, have his illegitimate child, and then return back to Vince. Noelle will be able to afford a real RV at that time, and the trio will have a successful family/travel YouTube channel while Noelle continues to be a traveling musician.
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another thing , i think the whole camper experience could be vastly improved with new washroom technologies , it just seems pretty icky travelling around with your feces ... maybe something like they do on airplanes just send it out at high speeds on the highway so it vaporizes , idk maybe freeze it before it shoots out or liquify it and shoot it out at high pressure ?

disgusted yet trix ?
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To their credit, Vince and Noelle always handled their feces incredibly well.

Especially compared to certain other van dwellers we’ve seen.
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Vince and Noelle shouldn’t have divorced.

Let’s be real about it.

It was a mistake.

They should have just stayed married, dated other people or whatever, and then they would have still been married once they were ready to get back together again.

It would have been a lot more convenient, it would have made sense. It would have made the internet happy. It would have been the best career move. For both of them.
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More and more millennials are ditching conventional housing and living in RVs

https://www.circa.com/story/2017/09/20/n...ry-leaders
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AWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just received Noelle's latest newsletter, entitled "Why I No Longer Want a Life Partner".

ROFLMAO...

Oh Noelle.

Baby baby...

I feel you.


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comments on vince's youtube  trying to warn him about noelle coming for emotional support 


Commenter: Vince I know you don't want to hear it but that's psychopath is just using you as an emotional pacifier until she gets a new boyfriend again

Vince Amendola: We are divorced now and been apart since the beginning of the year. Thanks for the concern.

Commenter: Amen to that brother...You are in a much better spot. Just hope you are getting a fair wage for your efforts.I only remind you of this,  because  a few months ago she was all about her new lover..and that apparently didn't work out.. so now she is talking all about you again and how you uncoupled and now you're the greatest of friends.. you are just her emotional crutch until she makes the next deal and then you won't exist again.. I only bring this up because it was so clear how hurt you were over this whole thing and you were tossed out like garbage

 

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In the newsletter, Noelle claims she only recently broke up with Mr. Fun.

She says Mr. Fun “stretched her so fast” and that she’s “grateful”...

https://i.imgur.com/VVuNPPj.jpg

GIGGITY.

BananaWhip

She also hints at having multiple dudes as potential love interests, check it out:

https://i.imgur.com/ciaAhgF.jpg

Damn, Noelle “Scandalous” Marie!!!
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(10-08-2017, 05:34 AM)Trix Wrote: In the newsletter, Noelle claims she only recently broke up with Mr. Fun.

She says Mr. Fun “stretched her so fast” and that she’s “grateful”...

https://i.imgur.com/VVuNPPj.jpg

GIGGITY.

BananaWhip

She also hints at having multiple dudes as potential love interests, check it out:

https://i.imgur.com/ciaAhgF.jpg

Damn, Noelle “Scandalous” Marie!!!
sounds like these circus  guys groomed their new little blonde sex  groupie  , bravo i say ! 
all they need now is a dancing bear
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Well I recall Noelle posting about jealousy and questioning why people feel possessive over other people. I got the impression she wasn’t the one who was jealous... I think it was Mr. Fun who couldn’t handle it, and Noelle cut him off.
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This song is about Vince.

LOL.

God.

"I've Never Loved You More".

Dude Noelle and Vince have the most gut churning, ridiculously entertaining romance of all time, like...

What. The. Fuck.
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I'm getting the pure and total urge to do some inappropriate as fuck fan video work on this song and old footage of Vince and Noelle...

God help me.
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Uploading now... ;)
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Popcorn 
A Sectual exclusive!

The video is Unlisted.

I wouldn't want to ruffle Noelle's feathers, after all, I'm a fan...


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0:39 LMFAO @ how she says she saw Vince "one last time"...

Ahahahahahahahahaha.

Ahahaha.

She has no idea they'll be remarried within a few years.
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[email protected] 58 sec. looking over at her with that straw in his mouth , idk just makes me laugh every time
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On the real though, you can tell by the way Vince works that chainsaw, he'd be an amazing lover.
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you know vince looked almost like a special needs famine victim next to her , he was malnourished and i bet she was eating most of the good food while he quietly suffered
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Noelle and Vince both notoriously lost weight together after they married each other...

They must have fucked it all off.

Usually it's the other way around...

You get married and then you both give up on life and get fat.

They must have really had some serious passion.
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