Van Living, Stealth Camping: Vince and Noelle Amendola
We haven't heard from Noelle in TWO DAYS.

What is HAPPENING!?
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Dude...

Nothing new on Instagram in 4 days...

I'm fucking bored.
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(06-10-2018, 10:31 PM)Trix Wrote: I'm fucking bored.

Oh Rlly?
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LOL, nah.
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See, exactly what I figured would happen is happening.

Noelle is devoting ALL her time and energy to her secret FB group and totally neglecting us.
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https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...1858071838

LOL, I dunno...

I just feel like most men don't really want to talk about their high sex drives...

They just want to FUCK.

Men don't emotionalize their freakin' sex drives...

They don't think about shit that way.

They just want to FUCK.

That's their DUTY.
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I'm literally in love with you
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(06-12-2018, 06:56 PM)Guest Wrote: I'm literally in love with you

I know baby, calm down!
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https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/vide...445471838/



Oh FUCK yeah dude, it's COFFEETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude Noelle looks like a total hottie in that pink shirt. God dang, girl.

Dude Noelle is such a hottie. She honestly is. Noelle is a babe.

2:28 we're gonna be shocked!? OoOoOoOo!!! Lay it on us Noelle!!!

3:15 it's a MEN ONLY GROUP!!! NO WOMEN ALLOWED!!! FUCK YEEEAAAHHH!!!

God I love you Noelle... I love you so much. God bless.

4:52 ummm!? Noelle is telling these dudes her deepest sexual desire?!?!?

I'm so fucking jealous it's literally insane.

Is this Noelle's super elaborate plan to wrangle a gangbang?? Hey look, you can't blame me for speculating... when she tells us she's sharing her deepest sex desire and then she doesn't allow anyone in the group who doesn't have a benis, then what are those of us without wangs supposed to do??

7:40 WHAT ARE NOELLE'S FANTASIES?!?!?!?!?!? I must know!!! I MUST KNOW!!!

8:40 oh. My. God. NOELLE POSTED AN INSTRUCTIONAL "SELF-PLEASURING VIDEO" ABOUT HOW TO TOUCH A WOMAN!?!?!?!??!?!?!?1?1?1?1?1?1?1?1/1?1/!

WHAT?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!? WWWHAT?!?!?!?!?!?



SHE BROUGHT HERSELF TO COMPLETE ORGASM ON CAMERA WHILST SHOWING MEN HOW TO TOUCH WOMEN.

Apparently she did it IN THE SHOWER. Fucking Noelle, oh my God you filthy little minx... how DARE you not even give women the OPPORTUNITY to see this. How DARE you!!!

10:00 no, I cannot even believe doing that, Noelle... no I cannot.

Hey look, I respect Noelle's hustle. I ain't hatin'.

Wait a minute though... is she posting these NASTY videos on Facebook directly?? Isn't that totally against the rules?? There are some strictly technical, strictly business things I could say about this but... I don't really wanna "put it out there". I'll just say... the first angry tech-savvy wife who gets jelly of hubs watching Noelle flick her bean on FB might be able to cause Noelle to come upon hard times. It could also happen if one of those dudes gets mad at Noelle for whatever reason. At this time based on the size of the group, there's only about a 10-15% likelihood of it happening. There are ways around this issue... but not by using Facebook. Again... Noelle needs to make her own site and legitimize things if she's truly serious about this.

12:30 see here's the thing... sexual involvement between a man and a woman isn't about the woman having pleasure for the purpose of ORGASM. It's for the experience as a WHOLE. As Noelle clearly demonstrated, women can please themselves in ways that men can't help them with. Even if a man knows techniques, he's never going to be able to feel it from her perspective... it's pointless for him to try and 'please' her when she can do it herself, any time, perfectly. The woman's ability to please herself is proof that this isn't THE GOAL of sexual involvement between a man and a woman.

It would make more sense for Noelle to show this instructional video to women who DON'T know how to touch themselves... LMAO. Some women actually don't... I've heard it from a lot of people. I can't imagine it, but apparently it's true.

Bottom line... you can give yourself an orgasm. But you can't give yourself DICK and a nice hard FUCK. That's what men are for, and I don't see much reason to spend ANY time together trying to please me by shoddily doing some shit I can do to my own damn self, ANY TIME. It's not the fault of a man if he can't touch a woman with some kinda complicated, time consuming techniques until she cums... that's not his fucking duty. His duty is to plant the dick and fuck the snot out of you.

21:25 LMFAO this sounds like the lead in to a joke. LOL. Like those "so a nun walks into a bar" kinda jokes.

25:30 so Noelle says that she's gonna be heading back to the midwest because she wants to see her family etc. Then she says she's heading back on "Monday, after Father's Day" which was a very random descriptor. It leads me to believe perhaps some of her family issue about getting outcasted for her new sexual attitude was from her dad. Hopefully everything works out well for her and she's got people she can stay with there. She says after that she's gonna keep traveling.

I wouldn't really keep traveling if I was her, I'd root down and get serious about the group/what the hell I'm doing and make sure I was doing it right... with longterm dependability. But whatever. If she does travel more she should go to Florida and see a real beach.

I recommend she just stay in place and work super hard though. It's not really a time to be splitting your focus.
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Can we just call it like it is...

Noelle is making porn.
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NOELLE IS MAKING PORN.
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https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...5287071838

Dude Noelle and her fucking selfie stick, ROFL...

God I love this woman and I cannot lie.
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Dude I'm so bored, what the fuck is Noelle doing?!

IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS!!!

Update us!!!
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IT'S BEEN 4 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I liked her way more in the camper with vince. I hate all this sex talk and would rather she went dumpster diving like zane. She will be soon if she tries porn. Way too competitive.
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(06-17-2018, 04:38 PM)Guest Wrote: I liked her way more in the camper with vince. I hate all this sex talk and would rather she went dumpster diving like zane. She will be soon if she tries porn. Way too competitive.

You want dumpster diving? These dudes get actual STUFFS!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkkMOKo..._polymer=1
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(06-17-2018, 04:38 PM)Guest Wrote: She will be soon if she tries porn. Way too competitive.

Oh yeah dude you wanna talk about an oversaturated market...

You've literally gotta be hanging upside down from a burning hoop made of unicorn horns shoving lawn gnomes up your hoohah whilst orally servicing an Elvis lookalike on a hoverboard if you want to actually stand out. There's just no way and no point in trying...

The only way these days is to have a following OUTSIDE of doing porno... you have to bring the audience with you. And if you had that, then why the fuck would you do porno?

So yeah... it's just not an approach to take. At all.
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(06-17-2018, 04:49 PM)Trix Wrote: You've literally gotta be hanging upside down from a burning hoop made of unicorn horns shoving lawn gnomes up your hoohah whilst orally servicing an Elvis lookalike on a hoverboard

Nervous wtf wtf3 nod
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https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...6551781838

Pics of Noelle and her nice friend (she stayed in a tiny home beside her cabin or something)...

Apparently now Noelle is heading back to MN.

I think Noelle looks pretty sexy in glasses.
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It's like a 20+ hour drive back to MN from where Noelle was, wonder where she's staying tonight?!
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