Van Living, Stealth Camping: Vince and Noelle Amendola
#41
perms are terrible >__>
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#42
Wow.

Just wow.

Haters.

Fucking haters.

Maybe you and Noelle NEED TO GET A ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#43
(05-19-2017, 11:24 PM)Trix Wrote:


So Noelle's new guy has faded from the scene. Now she's saying she's excited about being single and having the opportunity to flirt with people.

Noelle's saying she feels shame for 'wanting to have sex' and 'feel sensual' and 'explore'...

I gotta be honest, I CANNOT even imagine Noelle doing any of those things. Like...

Can YOU imagine Noelle being sexy or "doing the sex" with somebody? I can't! WTF!

She says she's feeling like she's "meant to explore" flirting with people and seeking "passion"...

WTF is she gonna do? Go to the club? Hit on people at Starbucks? I don't understand.

I kinda wanna be friends with Noelle. Right!? Like... maybe she'd wanna travel around the country with me in a van!!! Oh... wait.

She's saying she's "healed from the need to attach" to a man. But in the same breath she's talking about how she wants to go out and find a man.

I wanna go to a coffeeshop with Noelle.

She's talking about how awesome holding hands is... I totally fucking agree Noelle. Holding hands is better than sex!

Geez, I'm starting to feel sexy and attractive just watching this video.

Noelle just alluded that perms aren't sexy... wow, Noelle, really? Wow. Just wow.

Why can't Noelle and I be friends, seriously?!?!?

Whoa she's talking about how during college orientation when the guys' dorms were unlocked, she went around to every door introducing herself to them all. LOL! That sounds sooo slutty and thirsty! ROFL! Noelle's my girl! YAAAS! LIVINGGG!!!

At least Noelle understands she has a co-dependency problem... but it honestly seems like she thinks it's JUST Vince.

WHOA @ 18:08 in that video, ROFL! She's soooooo unreasonably happy about being over Vince, ROFL damn! If I was Vince watching that shit, my nuts would fuckin' shrink! Yikes! Ouch! My nuts! Where'd they go!?

LMFAO... I fucking love Noelle, ROFL. That shit is hilarious.

She needs to realize it's not just Vince she is gonna attach to. It's gonna be LITERALLY ANY DUDE. She's gonna run into this shit OVER AND OVER, ESPECIALLY with new dudes. Man oh man...

It goes in cycles. She's just gonna keep doing it.

LMFAO did she seriously just say the NAME of the coffee shop she hangs out at!?! *Google Maps search ... 10 pages of results ... moves on*

She's saying she's chatting dudes up on the net now. That's how she's like... going after all the dudes. LOL, it's probably so easy to troll her. She's pretty hot though, I can imagine she'd have a lot of takers.

LOL, I don't think even I care about dick as much as Noelle does.

I wanna be Noelle when I grow up... except for the co-dependency issues.

Man I feel like Noelle is soooooo fucking naive.

I really feel like Noelle needs to meet a super rich 70 year old and see the other end of the spectrum... and I mean, I rarely say this. Like... typically I think it's just wrong. But Vince only had his undying love and a Sprinter van to offer Noelle. She needs to meet a dude who has a ton of money and can offer his geriatric romance and a gold plated toilet. Right!? Right?! YAAAAAS!!!

Then the other part of me feels like Noelle needs to start her own naturalist hippie commune and just have a harem of dudes. That'd probably be more up her alley. But I can't deny that part that wants to see Noelle dripping in diamonds and pearls and driving a chrome Bentley to the coffee shop. RIGHT!?

Uh oh, 31:24... she just said she wants to date dudes and leave them "better than before" she met them. ZOMG!!! Noelle!!! You can't change people!!! WTF!!!

Noelle sounds... horny as fuck. I think she's gonna go out and serial screw and not tell us about it and just act like she's a saint or something.

last night i dreamed about drizzling honey on you trix cuz you were like really wanting that , then you demanded we travel in a pleasure van across country looking for hot chicks ...you are one sick lady  , i tried to redirect your attention to finding great places to eat and visit but you were always wanting more random sex and we don't have an endless supply of clean sheets in the van for all your adventures ...

i think i will try to contact noelle's parents and tell them she is turning into a cross country slut  because i don't think its safe
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#44
I actually prefer Grade A Dark Amber Maple Syrup to honey...

In fact, if you tried to use honey, I would smack you and make you wait outside the locked van the next time Noelle comes over.
God made me funky...
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#45
not all honey is created equally... try some meadowfoam honey some time.
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#46
Oh I know my honey.

It's just that it has this...

I dunno, nasty after smell.

Maple syrup doesn't have that.

I'd like to dip a dick in some maple syrup...

Pancakes
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#47




@ 6:50 mark ,lol
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#48
LOL, OMG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#49
Noelle's latest song...



It's about her stash of whacky weed.

Banana

I HAD TO, NOELLE. I HAD TO.

It doesn't mean I don't love you.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#50



AWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noelle is getting the ITCH for the ROAD!!!!!!!!

Muwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!

Check it out. LOL!

Everybody who's lived the van life and actually liked it wants to do it again.

Noelle always mentions Peace Pilgrim... LOL. Living in a van is a far cry from being Peace Pilgrim. Besides, I think that lady was suspicious.

Muwahahaha, Noelle's about to live the FUCKIN' DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like the videos where she's responding to people on FB while she's filming, that sucks, it distracts her too much.

Uh oh...

It kinda sounds like Noelle's family (parents?) are breathing down her neck about living with them and "not having a job"...

So maybe THAT'S why she wants to live in a van again.

LOL, SHIT!!!

STILL though. I 100% believe she actually wants to keep traveling.

Staying in one place is SOOO fucking boring. After living the traveler life for a few years, I'd be bored as shit if I was Noelle in a stuffy apartment. It's totally boring.

She's trying to get people to donate to her for making videos. But honestly, if she lands a van, she can be like Vince and go out and work on a dude ranch. Or maybe just work at Home Depot or something like he used to when they lived in the van.

Fuck getting an apartment, LOL! Who needs a bathroom or running water or electricity or a kitchen or a washing machine/dryer... fuck all that noise!!!

FREEDOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#51
poor vince , none of the van travels was his idea ...she messed his mind up good !
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#52
LOLOLOL.
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#53
Somebody needs to give Noelle another Sprinter van and she and I need to go ahead and travel around the country.

Wonder if she snores.
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#54
@ 13:30 " love doing coffee time ! .... its no different than being a pastor at a church , people give into the offering plate "

LOL, ya gotta love the enthusiasm and optimism here !

I think her dad must be grilling her about paying the bills for the last 6 years , lol and her auntie must be his sister giving her support and encouraging her to keep traveling .
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#55
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_f...7095943665

So this is Noelle's open letter to her future man.

LOL... holy shit.

See that is exactly the way I feel, except about sex, and getting banged.

My version of this letter would sound somewhat like this...

"Baby,

They're trying to ship me off to the psych ward, but it's cool, I know you're out there. I used to fantasize about being a fuckslave in a mental institution anyway!

Listen, it seems like it's taking a long time to find you, and I'm really horny... can you hurry up? I can't wait to be together. I know we were made to match each other's desires. I know you want to do all the work, will never ask me to get on top, will never want oral, will hate kissing as much as I do, and will love to strangle me. I can't wait until we're finally together! Thank you for loving me!"
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#56
(06-08-2017, 12:57 PM)Trix Wrote: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_f...7095943665

So this is Noelle's open letter to her future man.

LOL... holy shit.

See that is exactly the way I feel, except about sex, and getting banged.

My version of this letter would sound somewhat like this...

"Baby,

They're trying to ship me off to the psych ward, but it's cool, I know you're out there. I used to fantasize about being a fuckslave in a mental institution anyway!

Listen, it seems like it's taking a long time to find you, and I'm really horny... can you hurry up? I can't wait to be together. I know we were made to match each other's desires. I know you want to do all the work, will never ask me to get on top, will never want oral, will hate kissing as much as I do, and will love to strangle me. I can't wait until we're finally together! Thank you for loving me!"
There might be girls as pretty and charming as you trix in a hospital psych ward  but DEFINITELY not in the institution setting ,lol .  So you won't make it that far unfortunately  . I love kissing so that one baffles me  , kissing is as good as sex  many times maybe you just have had bad kissers . I am not a big fan of oral  but i always strangle the girls !   Loving trix would be easy , whats not to love the crazier the better is what i say .
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#57
(06-08-2017, 03:17 PM)Guest Wrote: I love kissing so that one baffles me  , kissing is as good as sex  

See that's how I feel about holding hands.


(06-08-2017, 03:17 PM)Guest Wrote: I am not a big fan of oral  but i always strangle the girls !

Heaven bless you.
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#58
Awww shit!

I'm gonna have to take a break out of my Twilight Zone marathon and dissect the newest Noelle video!!!

Muwahahaha!!!

Popcorn



LOLLL...

Noelle is gonna find some dude to fuck her SUPER HARD, and SOON. Aahahahaha, mwuahahaha!!! She's got that ACHE in her LOINS!!! She's got a hungry hole!!!

Dafuq, she spends like 8 minutes of the video reading the post I already read on her FB.

8:30... now she's talking about the powerful draw between two people. I've thought about that lately... the power of the force of being brought together for the purpose of reproduction. I think Noelle is too old to spit out kids now though. Like I've said before: http://www.sectual.com/thread-2359-post-...l#pid19407 Old habits die hard... we're all programmed.

10:40 ROFLMAO one of Noelle's 'friends' telling her that talking about her DESIRES in front of the whole world on the internet puts out a "vibe of lack" and that she needs to read "The Secret". ROFL, with friends like that, who needs enemies!? No I'm sorry honey... but telling the whole world EXACTLY what the fuck you want is actually a pretty damn fucking good way to get it.

I prettymuch totally agree with Noelle.

I think Noelle needs to have a threesome.

If Noelle is gonna cross record, live broadcasting on Facebook and then recording on a second camera for upload to YouTube, she really needs to put the cameras right beside each other so she doesn't have to look at two different places and scatter her attention.

I don't like that.

Noelle is much too horny lately...

It must be something in the air. I feel like Noelle and I are in the same place. We both want to do the wild thing. We're both being victimized by our programming.

LOL, Noelle is on a dating site... https://www.meetmindful.com

Makes me wanna dust off my MennoniteDating profile and try to get in the game!!!

ROFL, kidding. I would never do the online dating thing on purpose. Meeting somebody off the internet is one thing, but actually being on a DATING SITE... *shakes head* No, just no.

I'm intentionally embracing my sexual desire too, Noelle. I'm intentionally embracing it hard.

OMG Noelle wants to meet a guy online who she can share her romantic journey ON THE INTERNET WITH. Like record FaceTime sessions with him and shit. Like balls to the wall share the whole thing. She should be able to find some attention starved non-ugly dude who's willing to do something like that, I mean Noelle is pretty hot.

If I was a dude, I'd be going for it hardcore.

LOL...

I think Noelle is gonna fucking get what she asked for...

I sure do.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#59
I hope she finds a guy to pound her ass in a new camper van . Thats what she needs , enough of all the 'God will lead me' talk , just find some semi handsome guy that really wanna bang your sweet ass and make it happen ... oh and ahhh film it . She has the energy and personality to become a very popular van traveling whore . Enough coffee talk for this bitch . Trix perhaps you need to jump in a van also , do some remote texting / uploads etc. and we can all live gratuitously via your slutty adventures across america . Change of scenery , that could inspire you and help you find the senior citizen of your dreams that is willing to choke you out ever so often ,lol.
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#60
(06-10-2017, 12:47 AM)Guest Wrote: Change of scenery , that could inspire you and help you find the senior citizen of your dreams that is willing to choke you out ever so often ,lol.

Nanawank

Just what I needed to read, whilst lying in bed at the end of the day, trying my damnedest to fall asleep, doing my best to suppress my intense sexual desires so I can quiet the mind and rest!!!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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