Van Living, Stealth Camping: Vince and Noelle Amendola
This is a different song than the other one from this performance...

https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/vide...206691838/

ROFLLOLROFL

Can I be honest?

These fuckin' two. THESE TWO.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

First of all...

Noelle needs to show some damn LEG.

Somebody get her a slutty pair of cutoff jean shorts FFS, those are my favorite.

Secondly...

Why she be all playin' with her hair and looking at Jeff lustfully?!?!?

The shit is awkward.

I mean he seems to like it though.

Dude...

Like...

I LOVE Noelle.

DO NOT misunderstand me. DO NOT.

I think she's great, I think she's wonderful.

I dig her lyrics and whatnot.

Her voice is nice, she can do it... SHE CAN TOTALLY DO IT.

But...

BUT.

What kind of audience is Noelle appealing to?!?!?!?!?

She sounds like a choir lady who escaped and got all horny.

Circa 1:00...

Jeff's voice is SSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXXXYYYYYYY.

And when he starts singing with Noelle, you can tell/hear that she starts feeling a certain type of way.

Dude, I fuckin' love Noelle. I DO. I don't dislike the song, I don't dislike the music, I don't dislike her voice.

I'm just CONFUSED. I'm CONFUSED.

1:50 I like the way they sound together, I mean they sound good. Or whatevs.

Dude Jeff needs to knock Noelle up STAT.

RIGHT the fuck NOW.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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I wonder if Noelle is still diligently looking after her men in the secret sex group??

Things have been pretty boring on the public page lately...

Noelle must have her hands full.
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all i can think is 'the wedding singer' as she belts out pointless emotion in a public park at high noon

vince escaped with his sanity , priceless
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ROFL...

Wow you cut right to the core bro, right to the core.
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HOOOOO. LLLLLLLYYYYYY. SHIIIIITTTTTT.

I CAN BARELY FUCKING CONTAIN MYSELF, OMG I CAN BARELY FUCKING TYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOELLE'S TAKING IT TO THE NEXT FUCKING LEVEL AND BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL CUDDLER, OH MY LITERAL TOTAL GOD!!?!?!!?!?!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!?!?!>!?!!>

HHOOOOOO MY GOD. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Muh gawd.

https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...2877791838

When Jackie Samuel, the original "Professional Cuddler" came out with her pro cuddling business back in 2012, I was OBSESSED:

http://www.thesnuggery.org/



OB. FUCKING. SESSED.

Now...

I will admit...

If I was gonna pick somebody to cuddle with, it'd still be Jackie because that adorable lisp FUCKINGGG slays me and I LOOOVE those brown haired chicks with the blue eyes.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WljEwyit2GQ/UJ...14038a.jpg

RRRRRRAWWWWWWRRRRR.

But Jackie came up pregnant not even so long after she started her pro cuddling business, and I think we all know what happened there...

Ohyeah

Is this how the gods will bless us with an illegitimate Noelle lovechild!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Pop. Fucking. Corn.
Popcorn
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God bless.

Noelle is the gift that keeps on giving.

It just gets better and better.
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But in all seriousness...

It's crazy how similar Noelle and I really are.

I mean, we have different kinda goals, different methods... but similar ideas.

When I heard about pro cuddling, I thought it was brilliant.

It's DEFINITELY not for me, ROFL. DEFINITELY not.

But it's indisputably brilliant.

And in my opinion most likely to end in sex 80% of the time, every time.
God made me funky...
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Now I'm like obsessed with professional cuddling again...

http://princewaleyusuf.blogspot.com/2013...ddler.html

Look at this shit.

I mean it seems really great.

Girl's got some muscular arms though WTF!

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows...2109792609

If you tried to pull some shit with her during a cuddle sesh she'd probably kick your ass!!!

Really cute face though... she looks like an elf.

I wonder WTF Jackie Samuel is doing these days.

She's a hardcore health nut from what I recall, she did tons of yoga and stuff, she used to have a YouTube channel where she put up a video doing yoga to this song:



Interesting that they're cuddling through this entire video.

Intellectual goosebumps right now, not gonna lie.
God made me funky...
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OMG and there's an eclipse going on behind them...

Holy shit.

There's like 2 eclipses happening this month.

Whoooaaa.

Feeling like I 100% unintentionally just stumbled into some DEEP shit right here.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Look at that hella tubetop tanline!!!

https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...8344966838

She got baked the fuck up in Cali!!!

Wonder if she's gotten any pro cuddling clients?!
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It makes me realize I've literally never had a tan in my entire life, ever.

Noelle's rocking a full body tan, I've only ever had a driver's tan... ROFLMAO.
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Dude I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO EFFING BOREEEEED, WHERE IS NOELLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

(((Obnoxious valley girl voice)))

NOELLE. WHAT ARE YOU DOOEEN????!??????

WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOEEEEEEEN????!?!?!?!?!!???????????
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And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...3642001838

This is a damn good post from Noelle, I commented on it. I didn't watch the video though.
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OMG I'M SOOO BOOOORRRREEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS NOELLE DOOOOEEEEENNNNN!?!?!?!?1?1?!?!?!?1?!?

WHY DOESN'T SHE EVER MAKE VIDS OR TALK TO US ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?!?1/1/!!?!?
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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Its only been 3 days hahaahahaha
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Flipoffnana 
ONLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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lol she probably making them it takes time n shit
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https://www.facebook.com/nmamendola/post...8868111838

Oh.

My.

God.

HOW.

Does Noelle find this shit?

HOW DOES SHE FIND IT!?!?!?!?!

It's not even like I DISAGREE with the subject matter or concept.

It's just...

What the fuck?!

Is this Noelle's next move?

A 'special needs sexuality' helper?!?

(((Secretly hopes so)))

God I love you Noelle.
God made me funky...
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You find her attractive obviously? I don't she looks like an ex, not my kind.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BlOvUvQFp5l/

What the fuck?!?!?!?

Where is Noelle!?!?!

What’s she doing in a hotel?!?!?!?

What happened that was “thrilling”!?!?!?!?!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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